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quote:Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts: Jeremy Clarkson is such a penis, it hurts.
Yeah, that quote in the story, designed to illustrate his great wit is a bit... generic. You may as well say "This BMW is a lot like eating a curry, and finding it's given you the ringstinging shits the next day," or "This new Ford is a lot like punching a jew, only to find he's the tax inspector assigned to investigate your finances" or "The latest VW is a like successfully murdering your stepdaughter, only discover the forensics team found her pubes all over your toothbrush." It's just a stupid, infinitely repeatable good thing/ dire consequences set up. Dismal. Bad Clarkson.
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I dreamed about Noddy Holder last night, and in my dream I thought it was a massive coincidence that only a day after making this post, I should actually meet him, on a pirate ship that was running a 24 hour horror film marathon, that then sunk.
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We all prisoners, chickee-baby. We all locked in.
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In terms of top witty people, I vote herbs.
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also, pull bandy. Recycling internet memes about gary coleman and knight rider shouldn't count. That guy beats me at everything. Height. cheekbones. Now this.
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Is Tilde actually old-skool in disguise? otherwise how does he have fuck-all idea about who is witty during the entire history of TMO. I mean, there are people who were witty during maybe 2001-2006, and then couldn't come up with anything else. Are those people being taken into account.
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