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All this talk of hen nights and engagements isn't going to help poor Lee Holloway, is it?!
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Maybe Lee could kit herself out with the items on this list. This girl's getting married and all it took was some shoddy clothes labelled loosely as boho on ebay.
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Maybe this ebay girl is Lee Holloway! Lee Holloway is pretending that she's getting married to the myspaceslut! She's bought the ring, the boots to wear on her hen night... Yes, it's all slipping in to place. Now all she has to do is get dressed up in her Size 14 boho chic clothes, go round to the myspacesluts house when the new gf isn't there, install the wi-fi and seduce the scoundral back! The next night is the hen night, the following day they're getting married at Swindon registry office. All she's got to do is keep him handcuffed long enough from the point of installing the wi-fi until after the wedding! Ha! That will teach him not to put 'In a Relationship' on his profile. I hope he remembers to change it to 'Married'!
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quote:Originally posted by Dr. Benway: not, I've been listening to your last.fm, and I have to say. A few suprises.
Well I am basically what would happen If your lastfm and londons lastfm got together and got jiggy with it to some kings of convenience playing in the background.
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An amusing postscript to the story: in one of our brief recent email exchanges, I confessed to the ex how I'd lost all the music off my iPod when it crashed. He kindly said I could come round to his house to get approx 60G of music off his computer (we've got the same taste). Which is, of course, a sweet offer - but let's think it through, shall we? His computer's in his bedroom - the bedroom he moved his new g/f into a few weeks after we broke up. Like, thanks, but no thanks, m8. You know, I'm not really looking forward to stumbling over her stuff, getting her crumpled knickers wrapped around my feet, seeing tissues with her lipstick prints on by the mirror, her bras drying on the radiator. Cheers m0. He must be the least empathetic person I've ever met, which is pretty fucking ironic, since he considers himself a 'neo-buddhist.' (I know. **** ). Friendship with an ex. Is it ever really possible?
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More to the point, is it desirable? Fuck emailing this knobhead - giving him space in your head while he's doing the do with some chick else is not going to help you 'move on'.
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quote:Originally posted by Lee Holloway: Friendship with an ex. Is it ever really possible?
I've been great friends with VP in the - what? - ten years since we started 'going out'. It helps that she has a heart of stone.
Lee - did you ever go on a date with a guy from a computer games company called Matt (the guy, not the company)? I was party to some disturbing real life/ TMO crossover information on Saturday.
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Matt from CSI. Worst date of my life. 'Go down on you shall I?' He got stoned and spoke like Yoda. It was like he'd memorised some early 90s 'Now Not To Date-Rape Girls' guidebook, and then the disgusting amounts of spliff he was imbibing was making it come out all backwards. Oh my.
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That is especially funny/ satisfying because as of a couple of weeks ago he is going out with Rose Davis. I haven't met him, but she did ring me on Saturday to impart what she thought was an amusing coincidence, even though it's worse than she realises.
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I've seen Christina twice since we broke up, which isn't very many times. I suppose that initially, you don't want to hook up because you're trying to move on, and then once you've moved on, there's a strange sense of dislocation when you hook up. The death of a serious relationship is like an actual death. You have to restructure your life so that the emotional hole is filled - every relationship will change slightly.
When I have seen Chris, both times it's felt, not unpleasant, but strange, like I've manifested some memories rather than like she's really real, living her life without me. We can talk and go 'must meet up for a drink' etc, but I can't really relate to her. It's like, there'll always be a part of me that loves her, and because it's been locked away in the land of memories, there's something of a void in my reaction to her, a space where those feelings would be if I hadn't spent a year bullying them into a semi-fictional existance. The overwhelming feeling is most comparable to deja vu.
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perhaps more importantly, our friend dizzy blonde rose bought a dog bed yesterday. A replacement perhaps, or is she sealing her recent engagement by getting a dog in?
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Are we friends now, Benway? By the way, can I have my £20 back?
I don't really see Jake. His new wife won't let me see him. It's like, yeah, we were childhood sweethearts and lost our virginities to each other and went out for our entire late teens and twenties but YOU'RE MARRIED TO HIM AND YOU HAVE HIS KID SO MAYBE JUST MAYBE I COULD GO OUT FOR A DRINK WITH THE GUY I LIVED WITH FOR OVER A DECADE? No? Oh, right. No.
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quote:Originally posted by Lee Holloway: Matt from CSI. Worst date of my life. 'Go down on you shall I?' He got stoned and spoke like Yoda. It was like he'd memorised some early 90s 'Now Not To Date-Rape Girls' guidebook, and then the disgusting amounts of spliff he was imbibing was making it come out all backwards. Oh my.
I'm sure he speaks very highly of me.
lol although technically yoda would have said "Go down in you I shall" still, quite funny...
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quote:Originally posted by London: Are we friends now, Benway? By the way, can I have my £20 back?
Yeah I think we're friends. It's different if you've never been friends with the person in question though. I was never friends with chris. As for the twenty pounds. I could have it for you next time we meet up :
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