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You reached over with your hand and knocked my Jap over
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Not moving
Ladies, some of you are what men call a "Dead Lay". A "Dead Lay" is a woman that just lays there while the man does all the work. You're suppose to move too even if the guy is on top. Grab his body and move yourself toward him. Show him you want to fuck him and that you enjoy sex just as much as he does.
Kissing other parts of our body
You know how your man kisses your neck and licks almost every area of your body? We like that too. We even like to have our nipples played with (even though many men won't admit it.) Do some teasing. Don't limit yourself above the neck. Feel free to kiss us all over.
Taking control
Many women feel it's the man's job to manage everything and take control. While that is fine most of the time, how about the woman managing how and what is done for once? Doing so lets your man know you want him and results in even more excitement for him, hence increasing it for you as well.
Keeping it new
It's not just up to the guy to keep the new moves coming. You have to keep him excited too. Get an outfit out and do a little teasing. You know that little catholic schoolgirl outfit he likes? Wear it! Don't be shy.
Communicating pleasure
A man is only at sex as his partner. Even somebody that performs poorly in bed hits the spot sometimes, but a man cannot learn where that spot is if you don't somehow indicate to him that you're hitting it. Make a little noise even if you have to do a little acting. Breathe a little harder. Do something! Anything!
Paying attention to our pleasure
Some of you ladies need to learn to take pleasure in giving pleasure. It's sometimes as though you don't care what your partner feels. Asking little things like "Do you like that?" and "How does that feel?" tell your man you want him to feel good. Trust me, it drives us crazy.
Cleaning up immediately after sex
Some of you ladies like to jump up after sex and immediately get the bed sheets off the bed and throw them in the laundry. Acting as though sex with your partner has somehow violated your sleeping space is not the way to go. Sit and cuddle instead. Lay and relax for a while without being so consumed with erasing traces of what you just did.
Cleaning your body immediately after sex
Again, acting like you've been violated in some way and running into the shower doesn't make us men feel too great. It makes us feel like you are bothered with trading bodily fluids, and that's just not what sex is about.
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not, have you been...you know... on the sauce?
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Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad
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This thread is like having missionary position sex with a nervous 15 year old on a StarWars print duvet. Like, so 15 years ago.
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You reached over with your hand and knocked my Jap over
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quote:Originally posted by Louche: This thread is like having missionary position sex with a nervous 15 year old on a StarWars print duvet. Like, so 15 years ago.
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right that's it. Come on now people, let's leave him be. He's obviously very tired, it's been a long week, and I think he's a little confused. Come on now, it's time to move on. I think we've all had our fun. Come on. Out you go. Let's just leave him to get some rest.
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