quote:Originally posted by Damon's Off: Also: I'm finding that squash kind of arousing. I don't quite know what to make of that.
One of the first porn videos I ever saw on the internets was of a woman pleasuring herself with one of these dubiously-shaped vegetables. They've held a special place in my heart ever since.
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quote:Originally posted by Damon's Off: Also: I'm finding that squash kind of arousing. I don't quite know what to make of that.
One of the first porn videos I ever saw on the internets was of a woman pleasuring herself with one of these dubiously-shaped vegetables. They've held a special place in my heart ever since.
I can imagine.
I was peeling carrots a while back, we've only had wee carrots lately, but about a month ago we had those big motherfuckers, and I swear, there was one amongst the lot that mesmerised me for a good two minutes. It was just so perfect. I was so tempted to save it from the pan just so I could look at it for a while. I've never had that before, but then I am finding as I get older that it is indeed the case that the minds of women in their thirties are filled with filth on a pretty much permanent loop. That is why we suddenly have this urge to have children, to distract us from the porn in our heads. Kids work like a charm on that level.
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But doesn't being pregnant make it worse? I was no where near this randy during my pregnancy at 27. Now that I'm 30, it's almost scary.
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quote:Originally posted by rooster: But doesn't being pregnant make it worse? I was no where near this randy during my pregnancy at 27. Now that I'm 30, it's almost scary.
OHGODYES. Scary isn't even the word for it. What is nature's point in making you quite that rampantly and insatiably horny when you've already reproduced? It makes no biological sense.
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Nature's worked out that you're a good bet for propagating your genes and thinks you're worth another throw of the dice, maybe?
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I think maybe it is more about keeping the father around...why would he go spread his seed when he can have constant mind-blowing sex w/his partner, thus further bonding him to her and the growing baby.
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