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Thorn Davis

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Also, posting about power metal reminded me that the lead singer for Battle Beast should be on my list for this thread.

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Octavia
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"Here lies Thorn Davis
Probably
We buried what we found"

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New Way Of Decay

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quote:
Originally posted by Octavia:
"Here lies Thorn Davis
Probably
We buried what we found"

It's very weird not being able to like posts.

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Octavia
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[Big Grin]
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Waynster

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quote:
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
Ball-gag for Coren. Got it.

Also: Victoria Coren.

And the fact she is married to David Mitchell gives us an insight that we might have a shot as middle-aged, portly farts that we have become.

Tenuous reference - Dobby from Peep show

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quote:
Originally posted by Waynster:
Tenuous reference - Dobby from...

Harry Potter? Kinky fucker!

quote:
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...Peep show

[Roll Eyes]
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New Way Of Decay

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quote:
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And the fact she is married to David Mitchell gives us an insight that we might have a shot as middle-aged, portly farts that we have become.

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Look at the beloved, witty wordsmith. He can't even be fucked to shave or do his hair at his own wedding. I think my chat up line would be "Come on Vicky, love. I own a Mach 3 and a flick-comb, get onboard*

[whispers]Asterisk, my cock[/whispers]"

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Waynster

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quote:
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
Harry Potter? Kinky fucker!

Didn't know there was a Dobby in that - still haven't read any of the books or seen the films. Is she hot?

[ 30.08.2017, 12:35: Message edited by: Waynster ]

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"Dobby likes it, sir...
Bad Dobby! Bad Dobby! Bad!"

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Waynster

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:fapping:

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Octavia
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quote:
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Look at the beloved, witty wordsmith. He can't even be fucked to shave or do his hair at his own wedding.

Look at her face. She knows she's settled.
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Bamba

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I'm not sure if this actually counts as obscure but I'm a little bit in love with Phoebe Waller-Bridge of Fleabag fame.
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Samuelnorton
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Aida Folch.

Obscure, unless you watch Spanish dramas on BBC4. Which would still render her obscure.

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Octavia
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I've been reminded today by seeing someone who looks a bit like them of someone slightly beardy and obscure that I rather like but whose name I've never known. So if people could track down marginally hirsute character actors in their early 30s who've been in something I might have seen recently, that'd be great, thanks. Then I can stalk them on Twitter.

[ 06.09.2017, 12:44: Message edited by: Octavia ]

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Banana
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quote:
Originally posted by Octavia:
I've been reminded today by seeing someone who looks a bit like them of someone slightly beardy and obscure that I rather like but whose name I've never known. So if people could track down marginally hirsute character actors in their early 30s who've been in something I might have seen recently, that'd be great, thanks. Then I can stalk them on Twitter.

What colour of beardy are we talking? I'm a fan of ginger and beardy, the sherif from Fortitude, the big ginger wildling in GoT, the bloke who played Capt Flint in Black Sails...

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H1ppychick
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We all locked in.
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Ginger Wildling is only hott as Ginger Wildling, though. Without the beard his face is really square and weird and his eyes look tiny.
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God this old UBB is fucking frustrating

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Thorn Davis

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quote:
Originally posted by Octavia:
I've been reminded today by seeing someone who looks a bit like them of someone slightly beardy and obscure that I rather like but whose name I've never known. So if people could track down marginally hirsute character actors in their early 30s who've been in something I might have seen recently, that'd be great, thanks. Then I can stalk them on Twitter.

Ben Foster?

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New Way Of Decay

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It occurred to me today that Lena Headey, smiling looks like someone who Raz has turned the mouth upside down on.

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MiscellaneousFiles

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Why is her sideboob (or just side) pixelated?
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Octavia
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Underarm hair. Nobody needs to see that shit.
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Octavia
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quote:
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Ben Foster?

Conceivably, though I think the person was chubbier. I might actually just be thinking of Parks & Rec -era Chris Pratt, tbh.
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Benny the Ball
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I had a crush on Jodie Foster for a long time (Bugsy Malone, not Taxi Driver) and then I had one on Ellen Page, so I guess I like chinny gay women?

Others include Madchin Amick in Twin Peaks and Princess Aura in Flash Gordon.

Oh, and when I was a kid I saw Postman Always Rings Twice and fell in love with Jessica Lange.

I also got a slight chub on when I saw Tim Curry's nipple in Rock Horror when I was a kid, and felt confused.

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Flash Gordon had no effect on me, none at all [Wink] [Razz]

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Samuelnorton
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No, not the bore worms!

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quote:
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Others include Madchin Amick in Twin Peaks...

She is still criminally gorgeous in the latest Twin Peaks incarnation

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Waynster

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My latest is Michalina Olszańska.

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Waynster

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And then there will always be Milana Vayntrub, famous in the US as being the AT&T girl - she's so damn yummy

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Waynster

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Oh and Adèle Exarchopoulos. If you come across a film on Netflix called Blue is the Warmest Colour you can see and awful lot more of her (and Léa Seydoux - known for playing Charlotte LaPadite in Inglorious Bastards). Probably not a good idea to watch with the kids in the room though #CrikeyTheyArentFakingThat

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Michalina Olszańska looks a lot like Natalie Portman...


...in Léon.

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quote:
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Michalina Olszańska looks a lot like Natalie Portman...


...in Léon.

She does a tad for sure, although she's quite a lot older than Mathilda (23 versus 12)

She's in a biopic of Olga Hepnarová (from which the shot is taken) who suffered with some sever psychiatric problems although was high functioning - she was a truck driver and mowed down 25 people in Prague in the early 70's and was hanged. It's quite an intense film and although what she did was heinous, I couldn't help but feeling a lot of sympathy the character and her struggles. It's on Netflix here in the US (I, Olga Hepnarová it is called) - maybe also over there?

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Octavia
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quote:
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And then there will always be Milana Vayntrub, famous in the US as being the AT&T girl - she's so damn yummy

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Honestly I can't see the attraction here. Though the camera lens seems to have distorted oddly at the bottom.
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Oh, for me it's her wink. Get's me every damn time

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Octavia
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quote:
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Oh, for me it's her wank. Get's me every damn time

FTFY.
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"How about next week, then?"

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