Lucid
It's six o'clock somewhere, I'm having crisps !
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"Living on free-food tickets. Water in the milk from a hole in the roof where the rain came through. What can you do, mmm? Tears from your little sister, Crying because she doesn't have a dress without a patch For the party to go. But you know She'll get by."
[sottovoce]what you wearing VP? [/sultry voice]
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I would wear my amazing new vintage cowboy boots, but it would be mean to make you all weep with jealousy.
Also, I will be out of internet contact for the week leading up to the meet (trudging after enthusiastic beardies over frozen windswept moors in search of geological delights for my OU course) so if we could decide on a venue before Friday 23 so I can print off a map, that would be nice.
Perhaps I could have a contact number of someone in charge, for when I get lost? Email oohandbag at hotmail and I could add your number to my phone- maybe under a comic name!
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Indeed, because now Raz and I will be in attendance her* plan to wear the sequinned top she wore at the last southernmeat must be scuppered. If she does wear it then we can all laugh and point.
I, for one, will mostly be wearing primarks summer range**. Mostly.
Louche
Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad
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I shall be wearing the catsuit I've been stalking Dang in. Or possibly a pair of jeans and a top. Or a tent, depending on the weather. And maybe some heels, depending on how I tall I reckon everyone is from their username.
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In a way, it's kind of sad meeting people in RL and finding out they don't look or sound how they should from their posts and that they have dull names like Steve or Dave.
By the way, I can't be fucked with remembering people's RL names, you'll be stuck with your silly online ones when I'm talking to you.
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Astromariner
Going the right way for a smacked bottom
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RONG! 5' 10". Still shorter than you, but not by much..
Louche
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Just flipflops? I realise you may, in your ignorance, consider Manchester to be 'south' but it does get a bit nippy. Unless you're planning some cunning frock made from flipflops with well designed gaps for navel and nipple?
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Louche
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Astromariner
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Well, I might wear some sort of crazy shirt/trousers combination too. But the flip flops are the star of the show: they are baby pink. I've never owned anything that's baby pink before.
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Or, if I bring my husband, a cute matching outift?
Or, if it's a bit niipy?
Or maybe just....
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Louche
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Astro should make us laminated name badges and we can pretend to be at some kind of fucked up scifi conference or something. Then I won't feel like a a complete twat when someone yells oy Louche! across the bar at me.
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Astromariner
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That's not so bad though. Louche could sound a bit like Luce, short for Lucy. Astromariner doesn't sound like anything, apart from "utter tit".
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Louche
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It's times like this when one could envy Stevie X.
Unless he's got some fucked up freak name like Horace or Grenville and that's why he's called himself Stevie X on here. It's physically and emotionally impossible to envy a man called Grenville.
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Outside work hours I generally only to respond to 'Bamba' anyway so that should make things easier for you all. Any attempt to address me by any other name at any other time will result in the addresser being torn apart by wild dogs. Anyway, real names are stupid and I'm entirely with VP on this.
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Gold..... What is it good for? You can't eat it, you can't smoke it, yet everybody wants it.
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It's cold up there, being the North an' all, so you'd probably all benefit if you ordered some of these:
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quote:Originally posted by Bamba: Any attempt to address me by any other name at any other time will result in the addresser being torn apart by wild dogs.
Yes but is that only because your real name is Lindsay Mahatma Fray Bentos?
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quote:Originally posted by Sidney: Yes but is that only because your real name is Lindsay Mahatma Fray Bentos?
I think you're getting me mixed up with Astro.
I was going to say "but it's an easy mistake to make" when I realised that no, it's an incredibly difficult mistake to make and doing so makes you a ret. Hang your head in shame Sidney.