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jonesy999

"Call me Snake"
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I am terrified of Aiken drum and his musical ladle.
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Doctor Agamemnon When

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The rubber clad heels of my comfy loafers seem to be peeling off. I can't work out if it's scooting around the office in my new chair, or driving that's causing it.

I must go find some superglue.

Sorry, what were we on about again?

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Not poems and rubbish - SCIENCE!
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Doctor Agamemnon When

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Right, understand now:

My heels are fucked. Has anyone got any superglue, please?

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Not poems and rubbish - SCIENCE!
The Wonderful World of Dr. When


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jonesy999

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This is what my dinner looks like thanks to Aiken


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moggycookie
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Jones dinner looks a little bit like my childhood hero:

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discodamage
Again with the bagels ?
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i had an ex, did the best impression of pob

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EXETER- movement of Jah people.

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jonesy999

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Pob may well have been an agent of Aiken Drum.
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mart
Wearing nothing but a smile
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Would anyone like to go for a drink on Monday?
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discodamage
Again with the bagels ?
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yes x 10.

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EXETER- movement of Jah people.

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mart
Wearing nothing but a smile
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Cool. No plane to run off and catch this time!
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Amy
Transatlantic temptress
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Mart, which island are you thinking of moving to?

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Wearing new heels, my feet hurt like you wouldn't believe.

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found dress on ebay i heart/want, friend is bidding. (that dirty slut)

[ 24 September 2003: Message edited by: Amy ]


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Uber Trick
DANGER!
unexploded sex bomb
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I want that dress on my body now please. Thanks.

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mart
Wearing nothing but a smile
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Can't remember, despite looking at map, at all six islands.
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Meg
Hubba, hubba, hubba
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Did good work, eaten good food, time for wine.

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Hail to the king, baby

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Fionnula the Cooler
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wants nice boy to look after him.
is being greedy.

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Amy
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Hmm to you Mart.

Uber, that dress needs to be mine in the worse way. .

If she wins the bid, imma have to borrow it.

And here's a similar dress, if you like the white:


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Fionnula the Cooler
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looks uncannily like herbs in passport photo.
deserves a dress.

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London

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Just returned from work. Drinks on Monday? Cock? Oh yes.
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mart
Wearing nothing but a smile
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Cock the pub, cock PiVa, both, or what? Explain, woman.
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London

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London Cock Tavern, 27 Great Portland Street. PiVa? You askin'?
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New Way Of Decay

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What she said, then multiply to the power of jiz.

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BUY A TICKET AND WATCH SOME METAL

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d666
I'd like to conform with the masses
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first of many goodbyes yesterday. tears and hugs. hungover today.

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i was there. i was there.
i've never been wrong.

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LowLevel
He's just a sweet transvestite !
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  • Need to finish new fetish leather kilt for Rubber Ball

  • Need to finish 59 router WAN protocol upgrades by Tuesday

  • Need to swap £14,000 of credit cards to 0%APR card

  • Need at least twelve more waking hours in every day


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If sir requires spall, may I suggest the .90 calibre depleted uranium ?

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d666
I'd like to conform with the masses
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wishing i had bought my camera to work, ratemypoo winner!

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i was there. i was there.
i've never been wrong.

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Octavia
I hate Valentine's Day.
Stupid commercialised crap
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Need twelve more sleeping hours per day. Might catch up.
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Astromariner
Going the right way for a smacked bottom
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Back to skool! Look like be-wigged Lurch on ID Card.
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Louche
Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad
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Mild hangover preventing social interaction above grunting and pointing. Fugue.
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Meg
Hubba, hubba, hubba
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Starting Spanish classes tonight. Trying to find out about remortgaging.

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Hail to the king, baby

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jnhoj
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Misses MSM reciprocal attention, I am Mcandrews maid in waiting

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www.storytimewithjohn.blogspot.comwww.gingercomics.com

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scrawny
One Mojito, two Gin and Tonics, Three Bacardi Lime Sodas, and a couple of pints of Stella please.
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I'm off to Spain tomorrow. Rioja and the sea await.

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...because that's the kind of guy you are.

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Uber Trick
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Dried cat wee on my converse. Only noticed in meeting.

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uberwench

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Gemini
I don't know much about oral sex at all
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head hurts, never mind, day off and retail therapy tomorrow.
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Octavia
I hate Valentine's Day.
Stupid commercialised crap
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Having coffee at lunchtime with nice man. 29 this time.

[ 25 September 2003: Message edited by: Octavia ]


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Louche
Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad
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Never buy pop stud jeans. Your tummy will pop out.
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Astromariner
Going the right way for a smacked bottom
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Octavia is always having intriguing romantic interludes. I am jealous.
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