quote:Originally posted by Härlequin: How could that be true? Any reputable cheese survey would find that cheddar would be the most popular. After all cheddar is the working mans cheese! It's so obvious that the survey was rigged! You idiots!!
This nearly got me. I was ready to hand this post over to Fifi to add to her "Harley is fake" file. How dumb am I?
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I worry that you think Scenario 2 is posh there Mart. Unless of course you mean posh in a handicapped kind of a way. Like if VP was the bastard child of the Queen and Stephen Hawking who'd been given away to a normal family to raise because they didn't think all the drooling would look so good in press photots. Like that you mean?
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quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: And she considers it a measure of non-poshness that she never had a pony of her own when she was a kid. That's her idea of a deprived childhood.
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i never had a pony either. does that make me a street kid? wikkid.
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Thorn is like one yah below Carter in terms of poshness.
He went to a private school and everything, you know. And they have serviettes with their evening meal, and eat in a seperate dining room.
His family are generous to their servants though; they all got new uniforms last Christmas.
-------------------- What I object to is the colour of some of these wheelie bins and where they are left, in some areas outside all week in the front garden.
^ | Carter (as posh as he is tall) | VP (rides horses and uses the term 'serviettes') | Rick (threw buns at the burser) | | Everyone else | | Kovacs (east-ender) | Ben (northerner) | Steelgate (like, duh) v
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quote:Originally posted by Bandy: The Gallup-rated Posh Scale
^ | Carter (as posh as he is tall) | VP (rides horses and uses the term 'serviettes') | Rick (threw buns at the burser) | | Everyone else | | Kovacs (east-ender) | Ben (northerner) | Steelgate (like, duh) v
quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: I went to the same school as you, you spongefucker.
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Where did you study before the age of 13? Studying Latin?
"Serviettes" is what my nan says. "Napkins" is the posh version, surely?
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Any posho worth their salt knows that only plebians say "serviette". The correct term is "napkin". What's the point of class stereotyping if you can't even get it right? Jesus Christ.
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Fuck cheddar, man. Fuck cheese you can get in every cocking pikey corner shop. God. I wanna go to deepest Europe for my cheese. I want stuff flecked with rye and ergot. I want stuff that melts like taffy and crumbles like an alibi. I want the strange, the obscure: the thrilling. A vote for Cheddar is a vote for mundanity! Revolt! Revolt!
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