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Octavia
I hate Valentine's Day.
Stupid commercialised crap
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And on the ninth day (or thereabouts, when it had all got a bit boring), God said "go forth and limerise".

I'm going away to poet fulsomely and will be back shortly.

Thorn was a journo from Croyden
Whose flatmate was really a hoyden.
Their flat was a pit,
And the fleas really bit,
Which not only itched but annoyed 'em.

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herbs

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**psst** Shouldn't this be in Life?
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Octavia
I hate Valentine's Day.
Stupid commercialised crap
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That's what I get for clicking Post New Topic without actually checking where I am first. Well, it would be a shame to start all over again in the right place, so they'll just have to be angry/insulting limericks. I'm sure that won't be too much of a problem.
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Sidney
Her Glorious Reneging Brumness
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Oof!

I hope people don't think that Octavia is cross with me, what with this seeming to be a thread about me in Rants!

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They give you a pen as fat as a modest cock and you're expected to dab it on the page, as though you were mopping the dregs of an afternoon Tommy.


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Bamba

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What's a hoyden?

Edit to add: today I will mostly be pointing out inaccuracies and inconsistencies in the posts of other people whe are actually trying to liven up the forums rather than doing anything constructive myself.

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herbs

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How about this for starters...

There was a young fella named Ringo
Who loved pootling around in his Twingo
Nice and slow round M Keynes
Kept him all full of beans
For his nightly full house down at Bingo.


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Ringo

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quote:
Originally posted by herbs:
For his nightly full house down at Bingo.

Is this a metaphore?


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Sidney
Her Glorious Reneging Brumness
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There was a young man called Bandy
Who was partial to the odd hand shandy
So he shandied the hours by
Until he hit himself in the eye
And now he prefers to remain randy

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squirrelandgman
"well thats fucking funny"
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There was a young fellow called Ringo,
With a pathalogical hatred of Flamingoes,
He hated this species,
As they pass little faeces,
And are skinny proving him wrong in another thread.

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victoria
Alpha Male
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there was a young man called johnJ
who's band wanted a number one someday
him and macandrew
were tempted to do a TaTu
but ended up just covering the 'YMCA'

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scrawny
One Mojito, two Gin and Tonics, Three Bacardi Lime Sodas, and a couple of pints of Stella please.
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quote:
Originally posted by Sidney:
There was a young man called Bandy
Who was partial to the odd hand shandy
So he shandied the hours by
Until he hit himself in the eye
And now he prefers to remain randy

Edit. Probably best not.

[ 10 June 2003: Message edited by: scrawny ]

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Loco
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A non rhyming limerick:

There once was a young man from Leigh.
Who was stung on the leg by a wasp.
When asked if it hurt
He said "No, not much."
He can do it again if he likes.

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to be a little Loco..."


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jonesy999

"Call me Snake"
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There was a young lady called Scrawny,
Whose style was more brainy than brawny:
Her oral technique
Covered English and Greek
In five languages she'd make you horny.

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mart
Wearing nothing but a smile
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A funster who called herself VP
Had a love life not sexy, but sleepy
Till Wolfie appeared
Which was rather weird
But now she is happy, not weepy

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jonesy999

"Call me Snake"
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There was a young poster called Loco
Who sailed along Orinoco
*He there met a singer
Who was a dead ringer
For Lennon - dead husband of Yoko.

*/She

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jonesy999

"Call me Snake"
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An affable poster named Mart
Had terrible tales to impart
But none of them sadder
Than when young Mart's bladder
Made colouring trousers an art.

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jonesy999

"Call me Snake"
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A surreal doctor named When
Appeared when most needed but then
He'd vanish for ages
To read up on pages
From yore then he'd re-enact them.

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jonesy999

"Call me Snake"
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An Opera-user named Jones
Was technoshite down to his bones
He'd copy and paste
With such obvious haste
That his "-"s became "?"s and he'd groan...

"Edited for spackness".


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jonesy999

"Call me Snake"
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There was a BB named The Moon -
As empty, at night, as balloons
With loose threads that dangled
Thank God no one tangled...
"Your limerick's sick!" - coming soon.

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mart
Wearing nothing but a smile
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Jonesy's a man to be hearted
For all the great threads that he's started
He'll respond to owt
And no shadow of doubt:
My arse loves him too - I've just farted

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jonesy999

"Call me Snake"
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There once was a poster named Ben
Whose penis, in inches, was ten.
The bandwidth he siphoned
Just posting his python
Made atheists whisper 'Amen'

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New Way Of Decay

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There was a young dude with a smile,
who arse was a fifth of the nile,
He couldn't resist,
a full fronted fist,
With his drum machine set on 'defile'

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mart
Wearing nothing but a smile
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It's late and Rick's cheese-counter-bound
Where a girl is just standing around
His charm's on full throttle
But she'll peel his bottle
It's a tale that can't fail to astound

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New Way Of Decay

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ha ha ha ....weeeeeeeeeeee!!

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mart
Wearing nothing but a smile
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Darryn lent Waynster a bike
To go for a ride to a dyke
And though Waynster's unfit
And his arse hurts to shit
He still says to Darryn "I like!"

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mart
Wearing nothing but a smile
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NWoD: MSN - ginger@intercom.es
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New Way Of Decay

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strange, can't see ya?

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Hippychick
Could I join in your reindeer games ?
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guys, you there?

there was a young fella called jonesy
whose style was amusing and prosey
he wrote a good rhyme
to pass his idle time
to his pals in a style often cosy.


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Hippychick
Could I join in your reindeer games ?
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a lass, hippychick, was quite stotious
she crawled into bed very cautious
the room span around
a merry-go-round
she woke the next day very nauseous.

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New Way Of Decay

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We aaaaaaaaaaaalive!!

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New Way Of Decay

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You can join in too, its just a humble pie of life apology; newwwayofdecay@hotmail.com

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mart
Wearing nothing but a smile
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A meat's been proposed in O'Neill's
It's a place for which this poster feels
As a last resort, fine
It serves beer and wine
But lack of imagination reveals

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mart
Wearing nothing but a smile
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(that's not actually true: i quite like the place)
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Darryn.R
TMO Admin
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There once was a thread sat in Rants,
Full O' rhymes that made me wee my pants,
But it should be in Life,
Here's for trouble and strife,
And for Steelgate and other pissants.

There's a thread that's as shap as a knife,
Stuck in rants though the posting is rife,
It's sharp and it's witty,
In a forum that's shitty,
Do you think I should move it to life ?

VP's looks you could cash at the bank,
She is cute and quite hot (to be frank),
Say's she can't find a man,
Try's as hard as she can,
But all the blokes out there are wank.

The limerick thread may be stuck,
I can move it but once, oh what luck,
If I move it away,
In that place it must stay,
And never be archived - Oh fuck !

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my own brother a god dam shit sucking vampire!!! you wait till mum finds out buddy!


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kovacs

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"Write a pop music pastiche," Sid cried
Can Kovacs be funny? I tried
Scraped the textual barrel
Crossing Cheryl and Carroll
And was sentenced for thread homicide.

edit - 4 not 2

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