Octavia
I hate Valentine's Day. Stupid commercialised crap
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And on the ninth day (or thereabouts, when it had all got a bit boring), God said "go forth and limerise".
I'm going away to poet fulsomely and will be back shortly.
Thorn was a journo from Croyden Whose flatmate was really a hoyden. Their flat was a pit, And the fleas really bit, Which not only itched but annoyed 'em.
Octavia
I hate Valentine's Day. Stupid commercialised crap
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That's what I get for clicking Post New Topic without actually checking where I am first. Well, it would be a shame to start all over again in the right place, so they'll just have to be angry/insulting limericks. I'm sure that won't be too much of a problem.
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I hope people don't think that Octavia is cross with me, what with this seeming to be a thread about me in Rants!
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-------------------- They give you a pen as fat as a modest cock and you're expected to dab it on the page, as though you were mopping the dregs of an afternoon Tommy.
Edit to add: today I will mostly be pointing out inaccuracies and inconsistencies in the posts of other people whe are actually trying to liven up the forums rather than doing anything constructive myself.
There was a young fella named Ringo Who loved pootling around in his Twingo Nice and slow round M Keynes Kept him all full of beans For his nightly full house down at Bingo.
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There was a young man called Bandy Who was partial to the odd hand shandy So he shandied the hours by Until he hit himself in the eye And now he prefers to remain randy
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There was a young fellow called Ringo, With a pathalogical hatred of Flamingoes, He hated this species, As they pass little faeces, And are skinny proving him wrong in another thread.
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there was a young man called johnJ who's band wanted a number one someday him and macandrew were tempted to do a TaTu but ended up just covering the 'YMCA'
scrawny
One Mojito, two Gin and Tonics, Three Bacardi Lime Sodas, and a couple of pints of Stella please.
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quote:Originally posted by Sidney: There was a young man called Bandy Who was partial to the odd hand shandy So he shandied the hours by Until he hit himself in the eye And now he prefers to remain randy
Edit. Probably best not.
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-------------------- ...because that's the kind of guy you are.
There once was a young man from Leigh. Who was stung on the leg by a wasp. When asked if it hurt He said "No, not much." He can do it again if he likes.
-------------------- "Sometimes, it's good to be a little Loco..."
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There was a young lady called Scrawny, Whose style was more brainy than brawny: Her oral technique Covered English and Greek In five languages she'd make you horny.
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A funster who called herself VP Had a love life not sexy, but sleepy Till Wolfie appeared Which was rather weird But now she is happy, not weepy
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An affable poster named Mart Had terrible tales to impart But none of them sadder Than when young Mart's bladder Made colouring trousers an art.
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An Opera-user named Jones Was technoshite down to his bones He'd copy and paste With such obvious haste That his "-"s became "?"s and he'd groan...
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There was a BB named The Moon - As empty, at night, as balloons With loose threads that dangled Thank God no one tangled... "Your limerick's sick!" - coming soon.
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Jonesy's a man to be hearted For all the great threads that he's started He'll respond to owt And no shadow of doubt: My arse loves him too - I've just farted
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There once was a poster named Ben Whose penis, in inches, was ten. The bandwidth he siphoned Just posting his python Made atheists whisper 'Amen'
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There was a young dude with a smile, who arse was a fifth of the nile, He couldn't resist, a full fronted fist, With his drum machine set on 'defile'
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It's late and Rick's cheese-counter-bound Where a girl is just standing around His charm's on full throttle But she'll peel his bottle It's a tale that can't fail to astound
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Darryn lent Waynster a bike To go for a ride to a dyke And though Waynster's unfit And his arse hurts to shit He still says to Darryn "I like!"
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there was a young fella called jonesy whose style was amusing and prosey he wrote a good rhyme to pass his idle time to his pals in a style often cosy.
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a lass, hippychick, was quite stotious she crawled into bed very cautious the room span around a merry-go-round she woke the next day very nauseous.
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A meat's been proposed in O'Neill's It's a place for which this poster feels As a last resort, fine It serves beer and wine But lack of imagination reveals
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There once was a thread sat in Rants, Full O' rhymes that made me wee my pants, But it should be in Life, Here's for trouble and strife, And for Steelgate and other pissants.
There's a thread that's as shap as a knife, Stuck in rants though the posting is rife, It's sharp and it's witty, In a forum that's shitty, Do you think I should move it to life ?
VP's looks you could cash at the bank, She is cute and quite hot (to be frank), Say's she can't find a man, Try's as hard as she can, But all the blokes out there are wank.
The limerick thread may be stuck, I can move it but once, oh what luck, If I move it away, In that place it must stay, And never be archived - Oh fuck !
-------------------- my own brother a god dam shit sucking vampire!!! you wait till mum finds out buddy!
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"Write a pop music pastiche," Sid cried Can Kovacs be funny? I tried Scraped the textual barrel Crossing Cheryl and Carroll And was sentenced for thread homicide.