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Darryn.R
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quote:
Originally posted by Waynster:
Whilst to work I do try to adhere
and my head I do try keep it clear
But on a day like today
Thers only one thing I can say
And that's "Darryn - Let's go to the pub!"

That don't rhyme - But sod it 'Beer' ?

[ 11 June 2003: Message edited by: Darryn.R ]

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Waynster

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quote:
Originally posted by Darryn.R:
That don't rhyme - But sod it 'Beer' ?

[ 11 June 2003: Message edited by: Darryn.R ]


Sorry my bad. Too thirsty to rhyme

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Sidney
Her Glorious Reneging Brumness
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A noob with praise we did shower
As dazzled by his stunning Frank-Power
He proved to be best
In debate and jest
Though once known as a pickle, poor flower!

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They give you a pen as fat as a modest cock and you're expected to dab it on the page, as though you were mopping the dregs of an afternoon Tommy.

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Darryn.R
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Elvis does poems of worth,
Full of murderous mischief and mirth,
I laughed till I cried,
And it hurt me inside,
And it felt as though I just gave birth..

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Darryn.R
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A penis doth make you feel 'manny'
And having one's really quite canny,
At the end of the day,
Well, what more can I say,
When it's turned inside out, it's a fanny !

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Physic
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There was a fellow named Mart,
Who played an integral part,
On a board called TMO.
Where many would go,
To pour out their soul and their heart

Mart was a poster most witty,
Whereas Ben was a hater of kitty,
VP made a stand,
To defend cats she planned,
Whereas Thorn was just browsing for titty

On this board Darryn was boss,
Though what was posted he gave not a toss,
As long as he could phoo,
And have discussions on poo,
He was a contented old hoss

Now on this board many did post,
And Jonesy did so more than most,
His posts were so funny,
He could have made so much money,
But of his talent he never did boast


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mart
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Now do you remember The Dead?
A thread that was read and re-read
It had haiku (and phoo?)
But no mention of poo
And no lim'ricks at all, must be said

Of course, that old classic's a winner
Spleen vented by more than one sinner
"What of this thread?", you yell
Who can say? Who can tell?
Is it archive-ideal or a binner?


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69 Comeback Elvis
Skank Ho
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Says Ko, Alice wasn’t Ms Liddell
He changed her straight after the fiddell
Lovely though she was
He rewrote because
She stank up his fingers with piddell

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herbs

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And with a last spurt the forites were spent
Damp and panting, tongues lolling, they leant
Admiring of Elvis
Exhausted of pelvis
Wondering where it was all that time went.

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jonesy999

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quote:
Originally posted by dang65:
That TMO veteran Ms Herbs
Inspires poets to invent new adverbs
e.g "she blangpoddly bounces
And grundociously flounces
When qundergly stepping off kerbs"

It's scary how close this was to the herbs made up verbs, group sex with serbs idea I failed to finish last night.

There once was a tutor named Kovacs
Who'd get students high using 'blow-backs'
He'd dress them as Alice
Then show them his phallus
And capture the scene with his Kodak.


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Darryn.R
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And so Man U did Beckham begat,
For a few thousand Euro and that,
So I'll say it again,
Now that he's gone to Spain,
Who fucking cares - He's a twat !

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Samuelnorton
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I.

Benny was quick to abuse
that Nazi guy over the Jews
He'd dig up the dirt
for all he was worth
and never fail once to amuse.

II.

Kovacs the master of ch8
was seeking his MSN m8
at "how do u do?"
He was flamed with "fuck u"
And love quickly turned into h8

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"You ate the baby Jesus and his mother Mary!"
"I thought they were animal cookies..."


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Darryn.R
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Junkies, when needing a stash,
Or trying to purchase some hash,
Here's a trick that's been found,
That'll earn you a pound !,
Try wanking off sailors for cash.

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mart
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Gah! I keep thinking of the work in front of me (a recipe book) in terms of limericks...

The beans are best fried or when stewed
And the chickpeas are really good, dude...
(etc.)


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Samuelnorton
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Mart was a fellow in Spain
who had such a terrible pain
Instead of pan-frying
He ended up crying
"I'm writing a limerick. Again!"

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"You ate the baby Jesus and his mother Mary!"
"I thought they were animal cookies..."


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Physic
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There was a board called TMO,
Where bored workers and students would frequently go
Of much they would speak,
As they passed by the week,
But work, would they do it? Oh no

On this board their posted a man,
Who it seemed had existed since posting began,
Many thought him a freak,
As all through the week,
He offended the others as few people can

He sold the big issue and lived in a squat,
Of him the others they knew not a lot,
His views seemed distressing,
And quite often depressing,
But made little sense more often than not

He posted it seemed, on many a board,
Somehow the web-time he seemed to afford,
He frequently went under many a name,
But his posting style was always the same,
As by many a poster his views were abhored

But though his views they were many,
And not agreed with by any,
To be fair to the chap,
Though he shat through his trap,
He wasn't that nasty, just zany

After things that he wrote,
There once was a vote,
The idea was explored,
To remove him from the board,
And as a result, he was bade fetch his coat

Some time down the track,
This fellow came back,
His name it was new,
But who he was they all new,
Because still he did post a load of old cack

As time did pass by,
And it really did fly,
He seemed to change from a ret,
To the resident pet,
And was almost accepted, though noone knew why

Not too bad for a post 3 large pina-colada's effort I guess


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Londie
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Voice one:
O Frederico
Eres muy rico
Who will be my ho
When from the house you go?

[pause]
...whAT?

Voice two:
O Anne-Marie Payne
You really are so lame.


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Boy Racer
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I used to love films with De Niro
In fact I would say "He's my Hero"
But I find that of late
All his films I do hate
From a star he has turned to a zero

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Boy Racer
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I also love films by Hitchcock
That man had a way with a shock
Yes his films were intense
and were packed with suspense
They were never a waste of film stock

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kovacs

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If we are doing weirdo ones like London's, here's a Beckettian limerick.

Estragon (played by Mark Rylance): Must you solve every problem with violence?
Vladimir [pause]: We could take it outdoors.
Estragon: Maybe later then.
[Silence.]

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scrawny
One Mojito, two Gin and Tonics, Three Bacardi Lime Sodas, and a couple of pints of Stella please.
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That fucking rocks. Took me a while, like...

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kovacs

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Two years on here with no praise, and then two of the forum princesses are nice to me within two days.

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Boy Racer
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Some praise the film St Elmo's Fire
But I find it really quite dire
To be rather blunt
Watching that bunch of twunts
Makes me wish they would all just expire

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Thorn Davis

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Heh. Boy Racer is a lean mean limerick machine this morning.
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Boy Racer
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Hangover and Irn Bru

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Some people stand in the darkness, afraid to step into the light...

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A noobie comes just as our Ringo
Is sad, feeling unloved... I say 'Bingo'
Boy Racer you're coll
But are you a 'troll'
As I believe it is called in our lingo.

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Uber Trick
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quote:
Originally posted by herbs:
Her sister, the high-heeled Uber Trick
Is enjoying some frisky new dick
She’s nowhere on board
Since she thus scored
‘Write to geeks?’, man that’s just sick.

Take heart, dear friends, you’re not geeks
I pop in and take sneaky peeks
But my recent absence
Is through work, not romance
So a slap, herbs, on all of your cheeks!

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Boy Racer
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quote:
Originally posted by herbs:
A noobie comes just as our Ringo
Is sad, feeling unloved... I say 'Bingo'
Boy Racer you're coll
But are you a 'troll'
As I believe it is called in our lingo.

I'll answer you're query as best
I can, although I need a rest
I'm hungover this morning
and I can't stop from yawning
Let's just say I'm not looking my best

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Boy Racer
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Back on the filmic tip

And I also like films by Truffaut
Especially The 400 Blows
Oh yeah and Jules et Jim
They're a credit to him
How he does it I will never know

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Londie
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Watchin' film and chowin' milm
Sniffin' butt and making fuck
Occasionally stopping for a poo or a wee
The life of Boy Racer is the only life for me.

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Boy Racer
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quote:
Originally posted by Londie:
Watchin' film and chowin' milm
Sniffin' butt and making fuck
Occasionally stopping for a poo or a wee
The life of Boy Racer is the only life for me.

Milm chowin's a pastime it's true
Fucking, weeing, and pooing are to
But to clear up this fog
I am not someone's dog
So butt sniffin's not something I do

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AgeingGrace
Should know better.
Doesn't.
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There once was a poet called Kovacs
Whose name only rhymes with Kim Novak’s.
I prefer Janson –
Rhymes with Marilyn Manson,
A singer admired by young Slovaks.

(??) well, I tried, dammit!

One for my neighbours:

When Summer warms the English clime,
English folk decide it’s time
To cook outdoors;
With smoke that soars,
Covering all with smelly grime.

And one for you:

A grumpy old bag, known as Grace,
With a miserable look on her face,
Mused: “I need stimulating!”
Then, without hesitating:
“I know! TMO! That’s the place!”

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AgeingGrace
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deleted due to crap posting.

[ 15 June 2003: Message edited by: AgeingGrace ]

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