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I think the only time TMO has given me the horn was on Scrawny's 'The Horn' thread which was just kind of tacky and blatant, but I'm not very good at getting aroused over the subtle stuff.
There was a whole other paragraph to this post. And you'll never know what it said.
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I have had dreams about having sex with a number of forum girls. I don't think it would be fair on them to actually say who, though. Let's face it, not everyone likes the idea of being fatasized about by a testosterone fuelled 21 year old guy.
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In all honesty, I can't find posts on here arousing. I seem to have developed a kind of pseudo-incestuous taboo-reflex that makes me see all forum contributions about sex as either amusing or icky but not sexy. This isn't actually related to whether I find the person in question attractive, I don't think. Isn't it usually the case that you don't get off on hearing about your friends' sex lives?
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That Seethru contributor Fairygirl (?) once told me on MSN that she'd woken up feeling horny and, needing to "finish off", had found herself imagining me in bed with her. Just my luck that the only chick who ever thought of me in that way vanished with the ST/TMO changeover.
Oh yeah, my parody of Sweet's post about two girl-housemates giggling as they get it together was quite sexy to me. I also experienced some kind of proxy-tingle as I wrote a post recently about Ringo coldly screwing one of his conquests. I think the experience of writing dirty stuff and knowing forum girls would read it and on one level think about me writing it was faintly erotic.
quote:Originally posted by kovacs: I also experienced some kind of proxy-tingle as I wrote a post recently about Ringo coldly screwing one of his conquests.
Fuck Orlando Bloom. All you need is Ringo and his webcam.
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quote:Originally posted by mart: Are you talking posts, pics or the very 'concept' of the poster?
I'm talking about wanking. Didn't someone here, somewhere, explain how London gave them the horn simply by talking about kites?
It's a straight up question, either you've wanked over people from the forum or you haven't. The tickle might have been physical, textual or 'conceptual'.
Or I might be drunk.
Sorry, sorry everyone.
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quote:Originally posted by Uber Trick: Hey sabian, how you doin'?
*looking up number for mini-cab*
Fine, and you??
quote:Originally posted by Ben: consequences ever since Sabian first opened his pic gallery
Yeah, that's something that bugs me too... You peeps and your msn have seen bits of other peeps and I have a perfectly good gallery (running for almost 3 years now in form or another) and the only bits I've ever seen were your telescopic knob!
I feel soo...... cheated...
EDIT: Damn cider and my fat sausage fingers!
[ 13 September 2003: Message edited by: sabian ]
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Wrote splendid 700 word post detailing ben's enjoyment of shitty backpacker lit. Deleted it because everyone hates me and every word I type. Left forum for three months..
Man. What kind of loser would live like this
[ 13 September 2003: Message edited by: Thorn Davis ]
quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: Do you want me to add you to the weekly Thorn email newsletter mailing list?
No, I'm happy enough to see your life filtered through the regular spitefest that is "The Thorn & VP Show".
Do you know how long I've been waiting to post that or even see TMO? Well, do you? No, of course you fucking don't. You've got no idea. Bloody internet connection.
For the record, I've never wanked about anyone on TMO but I'm almost sure that, if I'd been to more meets, I would have.
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