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Harlequin
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A mate of mine on another forum I post on recently met and bedded an ex Big Brother contestant. See this. That is a about a poster I know on another forum called "The LSS" (London Seduction Society) On there he is known as AFC AdamLondon.

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Ringo

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Horrifying and hilarious in equal measures
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Jonesy can come over his own head. Standing up.

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New Way Of Decay

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Which is cool.

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Nathan Bleak
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This is easily the most depressing topic title ever to grace TMO.

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Nathan Bleak
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quote:
This takes us neatly to the mind-games master's BABBB STEP TWO: Subconsciously build up some attraction. "One of the best ways to do this is with a lot of non-sexual touching at key conversational moments—nudging a girl on the elbow while you use an intimate word," Adam explained.

I just tried this on our receptionist. I jabbed her in the shoulder and said "C*nt", and it doesn't seem to have worked at all.

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Darryn.R
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I thought Shabnam was a man.

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Zygote
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So, how's it going with the LSS then Harley? Any joy?
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Nathan Bleak
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quote:
Before you can login and start using the forum, your request will be
reviewed and approved. When this happens, you will receive another email
from this address.

Regards,
The The LSS Forum Team

Good grief, it was easier to join Barbelith. *Drums fingers, starts thinking of topics

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Zygote
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quote:
Personal Description:

Please enter:

* Your Real Name
* Your Location
* Where you heard about TheLSS.com
* A rough description of yourself and your level of seduction experience
(about 50-100 words)

These fields are mandatory.
Without ALL of them, your application to join will be ignored.

I was going to put 'recommended by Steelgate' for that part, but if he mentions this site on there all our beloved female members will be done for, and I really don't want that.

Shit, I'm not even from London. Ah well, you never know, they night need a bit of Northern inspiration.

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Nathan Bleak
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What did you put for your level of seduction technique? Did you mention that you were a master of the "Never Take 'No' for an Answer" practice?

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Zygote
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I'm just filling that part out now. I'll post mine up here if you reveal yours. [Wink]
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Nathan Bleak
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Can't remember it word for word, but I mentioned that I favoured a kind of intense dismissal, acting as though I had higher things on my mind than picking up chicks, which works on the kind of girl who wants to believe she's deeper than she actually is, but that I also wanted to develop a more fully rounded suite of seduction techniques.

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Nathan Bleak
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That's not my actual seduction technique. My RL strategy is just to be so motherfucking fantastic that chicks are literally lining up to take their chances on The Crippler.

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Zygote
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Nice. I haven't submitted mine yet, so thought I'd post it here beforehand. I've tried to keep it as 'honest' as possible.

quote:

I'm just over six feet tall, dark haired and fairly dark skinned (I have been known to frequent sunbeds occasionally, but my skin is actually darker than your average Englishman). I am very sporty and play squash most days. I am also a keen snooker player and fisherman. People might scoff at fishing and snooker, but I have achieved high levels of seduction in both pursuits, I am very proud to say. Seduction-wise, I'd say that I am extremely successful. I've had no fewer than 200 (give or take a few dozen here and there) lovers since the age of 13. I am 29 now - you do the math. Well, that equates to an average of 13 different women a year. Not a groundbreaking figure by any means, but you have to bear in mind that not only was the quality of women extremely high, I also shagged the same women on a number of occasions. I am looking forward to sharing my experiences and - ultimately - gaining further advice from equally successful seducers on this site.


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MiscellaneousFiles

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quote:
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
My RL strategy is just to be so motherfucking fantastic that chicks are literally lining up to take their chances on The Crippler.

Easy typo to make, I guess - the r key is right next to the e.
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Nathan Bleak
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No Misc - my widgee is the Crippler. It's the girl that is the cripplee.

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quote:
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
The Cripplee

New tag for Octavia?
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Darryn.R
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Actually, a bare minimum of internet research tells me that prior to her entrance to the Big Brother house Shabnam's first TV appearance was on BBC3's "Embarrassing Illnesses" where she had a problem with an itchy, flaky scalp.

So frankly, he can fucking have her.

Dirty cow.

Mind you, I suppose its quantity no quality with the LSS

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Ringo

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Presumably she'll now be featuring on a follow up show, talking about her itchy, burning lady parts
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Ringo

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I was going to say minge there, but I was concerned that it might cause yet another female forum member to strop off.
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dance margarita
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quote:
Originally posted by Zygote:
Not a groundbreaking figure by any means, but you have to bear in mind that not only was the quality of women extremely high, I also shagged the same women on a number of occasions.

i like this bit. it tickles me.

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Abby
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Maybe they...um..put a hat on...or...took a hat off or something? That would be pretty confusing, and could easily lead to mistakes and repetition?

Also...I would like to wholeheartedly endorse a full scale invasion of the LSS forums. Go go go!

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Ringo

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I think if you slept with several hundred women, you'd be forgiven for forgetting a couple of them and then accidentally sleeping with them again.
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Nathan Bleak
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You'd kick yourself afterwards though, for all that wasted effort. You'd be like "fuck. FUCK! I can't believe this!" and chuck her alarm clock against the wall in frustration. "An entire evening and I can't even add another notch to the bedpost. Fuck it! Fuck it all!" You'd be completely inconsolable, I imagine.

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dance margarita
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yeah, i can dig that. i accidentally slept with the same guy something like 354 times. i ended up kind of angry with the situation.

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Ringo

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I probably wouldn't want to admit it happened, on the LSS forum. I'd want to keep such a silly mistake to myself.

"Wow, that was even better than last time, Steelgate"

"What? Nooooooooooooooooooo!!" *gesticulates at the heavens*

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dance margarita
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look are you lot going to go and invade these jamfools or what?

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Ringo

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lol no I'm terrible with women, I'd be found out within seconds
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Nathan Bleak
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Waiting for membership approval, innit love. Apparently it can take up to two weeks before you're allowed to join their club.

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Zygote
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Your registration request at The LSS Forum has been received, Ziggott.

The username you registered with was Ziggott and the password was xxxxxx.

Before you can login and start using the forum, your request will be reviewed and approved. When this happens, you will receive another email from this address.

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dance margarita
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that is bullshit. two weeks? what are they doing with themselves that they cant even read a couple of membership emails? are they honestly so busy hunting poon that they cant even clear down their inboxes once every couple of days? how long would that take, half an hour? surely they need to take time out from all the rutting to chillax with an energy drink and a nutrigrain bar? i call total and utter bullshit on that.

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Darryn.R
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Disco, if it's anything like TMO they'll be getting 20 or 30 new signups a day, all fake, all spambots and really fucking annoying.

The they'll get real members mxed in and of course trolls like us looking for fun and adventure..

2 weeks if they choose to vet seems OK, if I vetted and just didn't deleted anything I thought was dodgy I'd be stuck here forever..

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Ringo

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I'm not really clear on what 'seduction' is meant to mean anyway. By the sounds of it, it's basically the art of tricking women who don't actually fancy you, into having sex with you.

If that's the case, I don't think I've ever had to 'seduce' anyone.

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Nathan Bleak
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I have to do that every day... with my wife!

ROFFLE!

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