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Ringo

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It all sounds a bit sleazy to me
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dance margarita
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oh, okay. although im still not quite sure why, if they can trick all these stupid bitches into letting them put it in, they cant just trick one of them into doing their forum admin for them. maybe i should register with the forum and suggest that.

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Nathan Bleak
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quote:
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
I have to do that every day... with my wife!

ROFFLE!

That would definitely get a big laugh if Rory McGrath said it on Question of Sport.

[ 05.07.2007, 07:27: Message edited by: Nathan Bleak ]

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Ringo

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They think it's all over. Not QoS
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dance margarita
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a frined of mine once pissed through rory mcgrath's letterbox. he totally deserved it, obviously.

[ 05.07.2007, 07:28: Message edited by: dance margarita ]

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dang65
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They should make you seduce them into letting you join their forums.
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Zygote
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quote:
Originally posted by dance margarita:
a frined of mine once pissed through rory mcgrath's letterbox. he totally deserved it, obviously.

DM's first step at 'ungirlification'. Nice start, but you'll have to do better than that to evade the powers of the LSS troops. They'll be hanging out of the back of you before you can say "Jack Robinson".
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dance margarita
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oh no, i think i'll be fine.

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Harlequin
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quote:
Originally posted by Zygote:
So, how's it going with the LSS then Harley? Any joy?

Yes it is OK on there. The guys on there are pretty much the same as on TMO. I use the name stonecastle on there.

It has got 900 members so far though it has been going for over eight years so the current active membership is probably far, far lower.

What I am angry about is why didn't Mike Slocombe refer me to that group when I was posting on his site urban75 back in 2001 that I couldn't get a woman. He kept saying things like; "don't tell us about your dating troubles go to a relevent forum instead".

By the way maybe it would be a good idea if some of the single men from here joined that site as they have got loads of great tips on what to do when you meet women.

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Ringo

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I like being single
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dance margarita
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i think mike slocombe probably doesnt know about the LSS. i reckon that owning a massively popular broadly counter- cultural internet E-zine is probably a ticket to poon city. although, quite crusty poon, obviously.

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dance margarita
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im not going to use that word again, its making me feel queasy.

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Nathan Bleak
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counter-culture?

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dance margarita
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yes. dont make me say it again.

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Ringo

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*nudges DM*

boobs

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Nathan Bleak
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Shh! Everyone - the master is at work.
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dance margarita
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im... im torn between looking at ringo with powerful disdain and telling him to do me hard. what is this wizardry?

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Ringo

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Is the sky predominantly blue?
Have you at any point ever found yourself breathing?
what is the opposite of 'no'?

ETA: Am I rubbish at typing?

[ 05.07.2007, 07:54: Message edited by: Ringo ]

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Samuelnorton
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crusty poon
Jee-zus. That does leave some nasty images in one's head.

Like almost everything Harlo produces I am getting some real value out of this thread. I can't wait for the next Shabnam headline - Big Brother has-been boffed by Internet tramp.

Go for it Harley.

[ 05.07.2007, 07:57: Message edited by: Samuelnorton ]

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Physic
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quote:
Originally posted by Samuelnorton:
Big Brother has-been boffed by Internet tramp

"I bought a copy of the Big Issue but got a whole lot more, those nights I spent with Harly under a railway arch in Bermondsey will stay with me forever. For some reason he did make me dye my hair blonde and answer to the name Miss Golightly though.."
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Samuelnorton
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Coke. Keyboard. Spray. Almost.

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MiscellaneousFiles

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quote:
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Coke. Keyboard. Spray. Almost.

Is Snorton exploring the dark world of drug-fuelled masturbation?
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ralph

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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Samuelnorton:
Almost.

Is Snorton exploring the dark world of drug-fuelled masturbation?
And he's also impotent?
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Samuelnorton
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quote:
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Is Snorton exploring the dark world of drug-fuelled masturbation?

Not at work, misc. Not at work.

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Samuelnorton
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lol @ ralph. Not as funny as the thought of Steeloquin getting to grips under a bridge with some crusty poon, but worthy of a well-earned lol all the same.

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Zygote
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quote:
Welcome, Ziggott!

Your account on The LSS Forum has been approved by the forum administrator, and must now be activated before you can begin posting. Please click the link below to activate your account:

Success. After a brief look at the forum, I notice that a certain 'Stonecastle' has become a cult figure. You can even win an all-expenses-paid night out if you can design the best Stonecastle avatar.

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Yea man join up, the poster with the best Stony avatar get an all expenses paid evening out with the ledge himself.
The infamous Ben/Steelgate photo has already been doctored, along with many others:

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Nathan Bleak
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What is this shit! I haven't been approved yet and I got my application off before Ziggot!

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Zygote
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quote:
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What is this shit! I haven't been approved yet and I got my application off before Ziggot!

I must possess all the 'right qualities' to be deemed an invaluable LSS member. Right. Time for the journey to begin. Think I'll start off in the "Field Reports" section...
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dang65
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quote:
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What is this shit! I haven't been approved yet and I got my application off before Ziggot!

Post a review of the BBC archive site, which no one else in the world got access to except you, and I might put in a good word with my pals at LSS or whatever it's called.
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ralph

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quote:
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I must possess all the 'right qualities' to be deemed an invaluable LSS member.

I think it was the snooker that put you over the top. [Roll Eyes]
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dance margarita
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nathan, i think the board needs to see what you wrote on your application essay.

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Jimmy Big Nuts
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so he's posting pictures up of him and ben on a website for men who trick women into sex? Awesome.
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dance margarita
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ben did trick me into having sex with him once, now i come to think of it. id forgotten about that.

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Zygote
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Hmmmm... a 'Thorn Davis' has just appeared in the 'users on-line' list.
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dance margarita
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he said 'ill buy you some chips if you have sex with me'. and then he never bought me the chips.

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