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MiscellaneousFiles

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[Confused]
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London

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No: what's missing is for a regular to register under a different username, then turn up and say all the things they're too chickenshit to post under their real identity. How could we possibly have forgotten!
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damo
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fuck me.
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Bandy
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quote:
Originally posted by jonesy999:
I never responded to everything. Really. I never did.

quote:
Originally posted by squeegy :
Yeah and next you'll be telling me Benway isn't an accountant.

Heh. And Thaun has the nerve to call me a 'third rate poster'. My offhand witticisms fucking made this place. :anger:

edit: However my poor typing and bad command of our language mean that i'm sure nobody would miss me if i left tomorrow.

edit 2: christ.

[ 24.11.2004, 11:03: Message edited by: Bandy ]

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I think Harlequin was an asset to the boards.
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philomel
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Does anyone use 'middle aged' any more? I thought it was a dead concept.

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Thorn Davis

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quote:
Originally posted by squeegy:
Thorn used to be much nastier (and I thought funnier) than he is today.

The thing is, most of the people (not all) that really[/i] got my back up aren't here anymore. In fact some of them left because of me, which wasn't really a great thing for everyone else. But I don't think it's true that I was that much nastier - if it makes you happy, I know a couple of people have been genuinely upset by comments I made in the past six months. I know this because I had apologise to them at meats.
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MiscellaneousFiles

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quote:
Originally posted by Thorn Davis:
I know a couple of people have been genuinely upset by comments I made in the past six months. I know this because I had apologise to them at meats.

There's an easy way around this - don't go to meats. [Wink]
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Sidney
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Maybe we could ask Darryn to out the more regular username used by 'The Truth' - that would be fun!

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Roy
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I think The Truth should post some more weird shit.

That makes it sounds like I was TT, but I'm not, and that's the truth.

[ 24.11.2004, 11:30: Message edited by: Roy ]

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Thorn Davis

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quote:
Originally posted by Sidney:
Maybe we could ask Darryn to out the more regular username used by 'The Truth' - that would be fun!

At least wait for a few more posters to get roasted, so everyone knows which side to choose when the revelation takes place.
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squeegy
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quote:
Originally posted by Bandy:
Heh. And Thaun has the nerve to call me a 'third rate poster'. My offhand witticisms fucking made this place. :anger:

quote:
Originally posted by Bandy:
They let Croydon have a library? Blimey.

[Roll Eyes]

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Well it's not me, I don't think what The Truth wrote is true either. Good username though and refreshing opening gambit.
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Darryn.R
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Dunno who they are Sidness...

What we need is a frisson of sexual tension, that never ends badly does it ?

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Bandy
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Note 'made' rather than 'make'. All I ask is a little respect for my previous work. A little bit like Ron Atkinson in that respect. Except without the racism. Or the coat.

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Louche
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quote:
Originally posted by I am not...:
I don't think what The Truth wrote is true either.

Well, it's blatantly a nasty little piece of venom rather than true, innit. I was going to comment that I have never been genuinely upset by anything levelled at me on TMO, but then, I've never had anything like that levelled at me on TMO.
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quote:
Originally posted by Darryn.R:
What we need is a frisson of sexual tension, that never ends badly does it ?

Might just fizzle out though, like Louche and Thorn. What a waste of time that was. [Frown]

[ 24.11.2004, 11:37: Message edited by: London ]

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Louche
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Incidentally, it's vastly more fun when getting a roasting from Bamba to pretend to retreat into hurt silence and cackle a lot as you imagine him tying himself in knots of guilty shame all afternoon.
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sabian

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Still have no dialtone at home so this is a fleeting message...
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More people than you'd think have had a piece of the action. And there's been more action than you think. Take what you know, and double it, and you might be getting close to appreciating the full scale of the love-in that was TMO. If you haven't woken up next to a forumite, then you know somebody who has.
I knew I wasn't in the 'in-crowd'... I'm a pre-novemberist lurker, december 8th member, and I ain't never had a love in with a SeeThru/TMO member.

I suck. You suck.

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Vogon Poetess

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He doesn't get guilty though, does he? The ensuing silence only feeds his exulting sense of victory, as he changes the colour of another name in his RAGE VICTIMS spreadsheet to "defeated beige".

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What I object to is the colour of some of these wheelie bins and where they are left, in some areas outside all week in the front garden.

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jonesy999

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Does it still take a day or so to register a new username on TMO?
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Ringo

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I mostly stopped posting/going to meets when I ran out of women to sleep with.
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jonesy999

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I was going to post something similar: don't most people join bulletin boards to get laid?
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squirrelandgman
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People called The Truth always come on to internet forums and start slating all and sundry.
It is very predictable.

It would be better if they came on and actually told the truth. Like, erm, I once, aged 11, shat my pants walking home and had to go and wipe my arse on the train enbankment with a big leaf.

People might be interested in that.

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Sidney
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quote:
Originally posted by Vogon Poetess:
He doesn't get guilty though, does he? The ensuing silence only feeds his exulting sense of victory, as he changes the colour of another name in his RAGE VICTIMS spreadsheet to "defeated beige".

lol. I would like to think of Bamba studying a colour chart and thinking things like "hmmmm, indignant puce? Heh, or retracted mustard maybe! Hang on - crushed umber! Yes, that's the fellow!"

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Ringo

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quote:
Originally posted by jonesy999:
I was going to post something similar: don't most people join bulletin boards to get laid?

Maybe not necessaraly to get laid, but there's certainly the element of titillation/intrigue that must draw a lot of people into it. People who probably have no idea about this underlying motive.
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I too have a shit-my-pants story, but I feel it will be overshadowed by your comedy use of a leaf.

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Sidney
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quote:
Originally posted by Ringo:
I mostly stopped posting/going to meets when I ran out of women to sleep with.

Cuh, thanks Ringo.

Mind you, I'm guessing that I'm the sort of poster that The Truth would accuse of being middle aged so fair play to you, Ringers.

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Ringo

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I would have gladly slept with you, were it not for the fact you were married. Not that that always stopped me, but you're a nice person and deserve a bit of respect.
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35 is Middle aged though in't it?
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quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
I too have a shit-my-pants story, but I feel it will be overshadowed by your comedy use of a leaf.

I've got TWO; one involving wiping usage of a bobble hat (not belonging to me), and one involving city centre defecation.

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Louche
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quote:
Originally posted by Sidney:
I would like to think of Bamba studying a colour chart and thinking things like "hmmmm, indignant puce? Heh, or retracted mustard maybe! Hang on - crushed umber! Yes, that's the fellow!"

Bamba's gay???????????
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quote:
Originally posted by Vogon Poetess:
one involving wiping usage of a bobble hat (not belonging to me)

Please tell us that the hat was accidentally worn afterwards.
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quote:
Originally posted by Vogon Poetess:
I've got TWO; one involving wiping usage of a bobble hat (not belonging to me), and one involving city centre defecation.

I'll trade you the 'city centre' one for a 'I hung the shitty pants on the door handle' story.

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Roy
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I've got one that will end in the line "..and my brother just sat there, silent, with my shit all over his face."
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