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that's why harley left... He's on honeymoon
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Listen to yourselves. Ageing rockers. SeeThru got dead and Soph flushed it down the toilet. Deal with it. Santa is a lie, children. Either put Suede on the stereo, smoke a fag, put it out, get wasted and solipstic... or be honest and join the golf club, drink that extra glass of wine at dinner and fucking accept what we are.
Honestly! I was never part of the in crowd, nor have I met anyone in real life who still posts here, but goddamn, I come back, how many years now, even through the months of abuse (largely my own fault), even though I am a million miles away, even though half the inferences and jokes go way over my head, even though I have nothing much to say anymore, even though wonderful Derek is dead, even though you are all have middle aged middle class lovehandles. And you know why?
It's comfortable, it's warm, you are still interesting and intelligent and insightful and all that, even if not quite so vital anymore. Embrace the bourgeois, embrace and submit.
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Not enough women post on here, when they do you either want to;
1/ fuck them
2/ ask them if they are from the handbag
3/ pick up on a typoi
4/ then tell them to fuck off if they don't post something that is TMO.
Even now I am an established user...you you lot still make me cry
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Octavia
I hate Valentine's Day. Stupid commercialised crap
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There could be some sort of rota system, perhaps. Then everyone would be guaranteed a go - ooh - once a month perhaps. Who's good at organisation?
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Not only is VP good at organising stuff, she always complains about how she hasn't had any action since she was 11. The system writes itself!
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Octavia
I hate Valentine's Day. Stupid commercialised crap
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Come the hour, cometh the woman. Hopefully, anyway.
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We all prisoners, chickee-baby. We all locked in.
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You two have formed some sort of satanic comedy double act. Morecambe and Wise on mescaline, perhaps.
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Octavia
I hate Valentine's Day. Stupid commercialised crap
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Didn't they used to go to bed together?
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quote:Originally posted by Helen Back: Not enough women post on here
Greetings from the land of love, a real moon with craters of bliss and a sea of tranquility, happiness and smug. This is my home. I am with my Michael. Cumback 69 is alone. Without my Michael. Now I am in your moon, your cold noMichael moon. I am a lady in your land and I have a picture of my Michael in my hand, stroking it. Cumback 69 can only stroke dogs and perhaps cats, although they will probably wee on him, like a tree, like a lamp post or a new rug. He too may stroke his pipe of Cumback penis flesh. But he strokes it with his own hand, not with My Michael's. Ha, this is called gloating. When your moon had many ladies and a Cumback 69 you all played at games of sex and love. 69 Cumback played many times but he tried to take the Michael and I won the big game. Ten points to a lady, no points to him. Yes, he lay on a bed, ready for my Michael, like a World In Action Man. No, he did not get my Michael. Yes, he put me under water and into space but my love is strong and I lived on. He is not here now but I am here. See how I dance. This is the dance of "Ha!"
quote:Originally posted by Helen Back: Not enough women post on here, when they do you either want to;
1/ fuck them
2/ ask them if they are from the handbag
3/ pick up on a typoi
4/ then tell them to fuck off if they don't post something that is TMO.
Even now I am an established user...you you lot still make me cry
Modge: are you saying that Helen Back is Kovacs?
I happen to agree with what Helen says whether she's a real person or Kovacs posting as a jest/intellectual experiment. There are far too many testosterone fuelled threads on here.
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Which threads run on testosterone, out of interest?
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quote:Originally posted by Petite: Modge: are you saying that Helen Back is Kovacs?
When one doesn't know what's going on, one shouldn't click 'reply'.
quote:Originally posted by Petite: I happen to agree with what Helen says whether she's a real person or Kovacs posting as a jest/intellectual experiment. There are far too many testosterone fuelled threads on here.
Shut the fuck up and make me some breakfast... I've had a busy morning of changing my oil and lifting weights!
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quote:Originally posted by Helen Back: Not enough women post on here, when they do you either want to; 1/ fuck them 2/ ask them if they are from the handbag 3/ pick up on a typoi 4/ then tell them to fuck off if they don't post something that is TMO.
quote:Originally posted by Petite: I happen to agree with what Helen says whether she's a real person or Kovacs posting as a jest/intellectual experiment. There are far too many testosterone fuelled threads on here.
quote:Originally posted by Petite: I'm talking about the competitive, aggressive, frustrated tone of the posts. Oh stop it Sabian. I wont be able to sleep tonight what with imagining you stuck beneath a car
quote:Originally posted by Petite: Part for the course. Do you mean par for the course?
It's exactly these sort of unprovoked, needless and hurtful attacks that stops people posting on here.
Here's a list of your badness
Publicly willing poor little Sabian to be run over???
Laying into Froopy for a mere typo???
Accusing Kovacs of not being a real person??? How hurtful is that! He's got feelings too you know, even if he is really modge!
People like me lurk on the board, think of posting something, but then never hit that ADD REPLY button for fear of just such tandem attacks by people like petite and helen.
I'm going to handbag and i'm never ever coming back!!!!!
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Now now, I never willed Sabian to be run over, stop putting words into my mouth. I was just imagining him using it for weight lifting.
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Petite is currently appearing in the Cadburys "happiness" advert featuring the four women with chuckling, tiarraed hyena daemons. She plays all four of them.
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Yes it took me a while to cotton on that those sub-70s kids-telly handpuppets were meant to be daemons. (As clearly they are.) Having said that, they are slightly better than those in the National Theatre's HDM.
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