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London

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...or a Monday, what with it being so late and all.

Like no doubt many TMO viewers, I have just rec'd the B3TA newsletter. Said newsletter contains a link to a site devoted to pornographic pictures drawn in MS Paint. So successful was Draw A Serial Killer With Fruit On His Head that I am wondering whether TMOers might feel similarly inspired to draw some scenes of a down and dirty nature in MS Paint. Have a look at the site. What do you think. Can we do this? Do we want to?


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[ 24.11.2006, 12:01: Message edited by: London ]

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New Way Of Decay

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We so can. In fact I am now.

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I knew you'd love this one, Mikee.
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MiscellaneousFiles

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Coincidentally, I'm reading the B3ta Forum's Question of the Week which is about *debt.

I can't paint any pron at the moment because I'm at work, sorry.

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ohhhh- wuh, i cant draw for tits or toffee and am in a very allah- fearing sort of internet caff, but i might have a bash this evening when i get back to my current abode. i look forward in extremis to seeing where this thread has gone by then.

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quote:
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am in a very allah- fearing sort of internet caff

Don't let them see my avatar!
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Bad Tmo Boy
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I can see myself getting murdered by my girlfriend if I take part in this one. Handy excuse considering I cant draw for shit with a mouse, well I can't draw for shit period.
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H1ppychick
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that b3ta link is denied on grounds of being 'tasteless/gross'.

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Darryn.R
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I call this cunnilingus alfresco 1975....

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[ 24.11.2006, 12:38: Message edited by: Darryn.R ]

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quote:
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I knew you'd love this one, Mikee.

Oh dude, my heart is completely pounding as I try to draw this standing up, covering the screen. I bring you:

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Amp, going knuckles deep whilst watching Jimmy Big Nuts have a sex with Ringo over a drifter (in background, Louche inserts a melon, post Harold Shipman)

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ralph

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[Big Grin]

ETA: I particularly like the minute detail..spots on JBN's ass! Classic!

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London

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That's truly awesome, as is Darryn's beautiful image. Where's Benway's beard though? I shall attempt some paintporn this weekend. And some reviews for Amazon. Hooray!
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Zygote
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LOL.

Enduring image.

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Bandy
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Where is Mikee's image? where? where?

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After hours of constant energetic tugging, Snorton contemplates seeing a doctor when his basement stockpile of Nazi memorabilia, genocide evidence and crayon drawings/blueprints of the demise of ben, no longer bring him to a shuddering, toe curling petite mort

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ralph

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Dude, it's such a shame that you can't make a living as a professional MS Paint pornographer.
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New Way Of Decay

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I know. If there was a job for this type of thing, they would be admiring the accuracy of the hump back, Cyril Sneers nose-shaped-cock and the flat line for a mouth that signifies jaded sexual appetite.

Seriously though: look at darryns! Look at how it looks like it is from a dirty 1970's cartoon!

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Zygote
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Absolute. Sheer. Quality.
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Darryn.R
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Are we still doing this ? GOOD !!

Here's a picture of everyone's favourite Beatle Ringo Starr fucking a cat at Abbey Road studios during the recording of Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band...


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I'm upset this thread didn't take off. I want to buy a WACOM tablet or whatever they're called now so that I can better MS Paint pictures. Is that wrong? How much are they. I will pay five pouns.

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Samuelnorton
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I do admit to experiencing some pain in my sides when I saw that effort NWOD. However, this does open the door for some dwarf pron imagery.

It's been a while since I dabbled with MS Paint... [Big Grin]

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Ms AMP, I think the thread only hasn't taken off (yet) because it's quite hard to draw nudie pics in an open plan office, to most of which you have your back.

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Ralph renders Sam both speechless and breathless as he furnishes her pure, innocent oesophagus with the finest Texan nut custard that dollars can buy. Which is rather a lot, bearing in mind the current weakness of the dollar.

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quote:
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However, this does open the door for some dwarf pron imagery.

Excellent. Bring it on. Remember to have lots of slanderous homoerotica. For the girls like.

lol! 'nut custard' - looks like sam is facing a rather serious anaphylactic shock there.

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quote:
Originally posted by London:
I'm upset this thread didn't take off. I want to buy a WACOM tablet or whatever they're called now so that I can better MS Paint pictures. Is that wrong? How much are they. I will pay five pouns.

They start at around £40 I think, but I guess you'd probably be after one of these limited editions ones:

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Sadly I can't use MSPaint because it brings me out in hives, but I'm very much looking forward to making some Photoshop Phuckery Phoo / Illustrator Vector Pron in the near future.

I think this thread should be left open and added to whenever anyone feels the need to make pron. Forumites' eager eyes will light up every time they see the title appear in Today's Active Topics.

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Some very good contributions so far. [Cool]
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jonesy999

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I can't really paint or draw but I've done my best.


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I see no pornography there.
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jonesy999

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Yeah, it's just wishful thinking really.
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Well it's not really up to standard. I believe the term is sub par. Have another attempt and try and incorporate something that could be considered pornographic. Think breasts, vaginas, peni, cumshot, buttocks, spurting, anus, fingers, high heels.
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quote:
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Texan nut custard

I've never even been to Texas! And the beard...you forgot the beard! Otherwise, well done.
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Zygote:
Texan nut custard

I've never even been to Texas! And the beard...you forgot the beard! Otherwise, well done.
I elected to omit the bottom section of the beard to give the image a bit more of a trendy feel. To compensate for this I gave the moustache an added boost.
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quote:
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I elected to omit the bottom section of the beard to give the image a bit more of a trendy feel. To compensate for this I gave the moustache an added boost.

Fair enough. But why is sam green?
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quote:
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Fair enough. But why is sam green?

Wouldn't your face go green if your tonsils were being decorated with salty, sperm-ridden semen?
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