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Hello everybody. I have totally cheese-dicked my interview. But that is ok seeing that the chap who interviewed me sighed all the way through it, referred to me as 'mate' and cut short every answer I made with 'COOL'
But that's not all. His shirt was untucked. No tie. No sign of ironing. He looked at his watch throughout. He Gave up writing down my responses and then upon asking me where I lived, interjected and started asking me the best places to move to within my area as he was looking and hadn't found anything suitable. Note to world: I am not a fucking estate agent.
So he wouldn't tell me how much the salary was: 'How much is the annual wage?' 'I don't know. I think it's going up. HR will tell you' 'You don't know?' 'No' 'Well what does it stand at currently' 'HR will call you'
Fucking hell. So without further ado:
Zygote, after spending all his business investments on Extreme Snooker, decides euthanasia by having his brains mashed to a pulp by a 16th century china cock (with real squirting action)
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Dedalus is thwarted in his attempt to finish spreading chicken and ham-flavoured Toast Toppers on his toast as Misc's Avonator makes an unexpected appearance.
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That's almost worthy of the album sleeve...
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quote:Originally posted by London: I'm upset this thread didn't take off. I want to buy a WACOM tablet or whatever they're called now so that I can better MS Paint pictures. Is that wrong? How much are they. I will pay five pouns.
Hey London, if you can find an ALDI shop to hand, they are flogging cheapo graphics tablets on one of their weekly specials - £24.99 with an A4 size active area. It's only their inhouse electronics 'brand' but I bought one today and it seems to have installed OK...
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What is submitted?
It's up to you, of course, but if it's something you just want to test out I still think you should try the tablet that costs £25 and is 4 times the size of the one that costs £60+, especially if you're only thinking of using it for the occasional Paint drawing rather than doing any fancy photomanipulation etc.
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