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jonesy999

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Zygote
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lolol
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You reached over with your hand and knocked my Jap over
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lol a definate improvement there. B-
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vikram

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quote:
Originally posted by Zygote:
Wouldn't your face go green if your tonsils were being decorated with salty, sperm-ridden semen?

her hair should be green
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New Way Of Decay

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Hello everybody. I have totally cheese-dicked my interview. But that is ok seeing that the chap who interviewed me sighed all the way through it, referred to me as 'mate' and cut short every answer I made with 'COOL'

But that's not all. His shirt was untucked. No tie. No sign of ironing. He looked at his watch throughout. He Gave up writing down my responses and then upon asking me where I lived, interjected and started asking me the best places to move to within my area as he was looking and hadn't found anything suitable. Note to world: I am not a fucking estate agent.

So he wouldn't tell me how much the salary was:
'How much is the annual wage?'
'I don't know. I think it's going up. HR will tell you'
'You don't know?'
'No'
'Well what does it stand at currently'
'HR will call you'

Fucking hell. So without further ado:

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Zygote, after spending all his business investments on Extreme Snooker, decides euthanasia by having his brains mashed to a pulp by a 16th century china cock (with real squirting action)

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Zygote
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Strewth!
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New Way Of Decay

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Please don't end the day like this. [Frown]

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ralph

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[ 29.11.2006, 12:24: Message edited by: ralph ]

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New Way Of Decay

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Are you going to stop being mean and start posting properly again Ralph?

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Zygote
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What did he say NWOD?
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New Way Of Decay

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Come on ralph. Fess up.

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Zygote
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quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
Come on ralph. Fess up.

Didn't you see it?
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New Way Of Decay

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Of course not dude. It's called a cunning bluff!

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ralph

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I'm taking this one to the grave.
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Zygote
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Ralph, are you going to paint some porn for us? Be quick about it though, my bath's nearly full.
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New Way Of Decay

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....and I have to go home. Please ralph. For us.

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ralph

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No.

Enjoy your bath.

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Zygote
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Dedalus is thwarted in his attempt to finish spreading chicken and ham-flavoured Toast Toppers on his toast as Misc's Avonator makes an unexpected appearance.

[ 30.11.2006, 11:31: Message edited by: Zygote ]

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Dedalus
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Nice touch on the blond pubes, Zygote. [Cool]
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New Way Of Decay

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That penis appears to be ejaculating chicken and ham toast-topping. Excellent.

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MiscellaneousFiles

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That's almost worthy of the album sleeve...
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H1ppychick
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We all locked in.
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quote:
Originally posted by London:
I'm upset this thread didn't take off. I want to buy a WACOM tablet or whatever they're called now so that I can better MS Paint pictures. Is that wrong? How much are they. I will pay five pouns.

Hey London, if you can find an ALDI shop to hand, they are flogging cheapo graphics tablets on one of their weekly specials - £24.99 with an A4 size active area. It's only their inhouse electronics 'brand' but I bought one today and it seems to have installed OK...

http://www.aldi.co.uk/

Have a look under the Sunday Special buys for 3/12 and see if you think it's worth a shot.

It's actually not bad once you get the hang of it and configure the pen the way you want it!

Sorry it's not porn, but on a more festive tip...

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aww..

Actually London get one of these Wacom Graphire 4 A6 £61

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New Way Of Decay

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Submitted.

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H1ppychick
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What is submitted?

It's up to you, of course, but if it's something you just want to test out I still think you should try the tablet that costs £25 and is 4 times the size of the one that costs £60+, especially if you're only thinking of using it for the occasional Paint drawing rather than doing any fancy photomanipulation etc.

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London

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London is broke and can't get anything till she gets more freelance work.
[Frown] [Frown] [Frown] [Frown]

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Maybe you should devote soem time to second life. You could become a virtual pole dancer and earn $$$
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New Way Of Decay

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I'm surprised the KLF haven't burnt a million linden dollars yet.

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Dedalus
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Can you commit a crime in Second Life? Can you mug someone and steal their $$$?
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