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It's early, I slept badly and had weird dreams about ex girlfriends and tube lines, and London keeps banging on about wanting to bang someone.
So, my question is;
You find out through medical study/an angel appearing at night to declare/just plain old intuition or something that you are only going to have sex three more times in your life - so do you go out in style? Do you mix it up and try something new? Or do you just bang the loved one three more times?
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Soppily, I think if I could only do the jiggy three more times, I'd do it with my dear heart. Unless Brad Pitt was part of the deal, in which case I'd do him second.
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One shag with an ex who was the best sex in the whole life. One in which I try the thing I've always wanted to try but have never managed to do. And one with 'that guy'. Simple!
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quote: One in which I try the thing I've always wanted to try but have never managed to do.
You should say what this is, or we will just make stuff up.
I am having really awsome sex these days, just so you know. I would probably have some more of that, incorporating Johnny Depp into some of it.
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Maybe only once then. No offence to you though benny. Then I'd probably try and get sex from a stranger by picking them up on the bus, or in a supermarket or something and nailing them then and there. Perhaps she could be Japanese so I can see if it really does go sideways. Then I'd try and bang a black chick, maybe a hugely expensive hooker, and get very very fucking high while doing so.
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BTB said we could try something new. I'm totally only counting that as one, even if technically it's two. And I'm in a bad mood today, so I really ought to be allowed to say two is one if I want. Also, black = white, good = bad, sky = green and my life = great.
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if you're a guy and you're with another guy and a chick, there's a good chance you might touch his bone. Think about that.
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I missed it because my internet died. Anyway it's IJ right? The chaotic / disorder joke gave it away... that's the kind of pun he used to adore. Ok, we can get back to talking about threesomes, guy-on-guy action and Benway shagging BTB's mum now.
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quote:Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts: if you're a guy and you're with another guy and a chick, there's a good chance you might touch his bone. Think about that.
Touching another man's cock doesn't make you gay Benway...
Does it?
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quote:Originally posted by Dedalus: Don't waste one of your goes on Ralph, Sam. It would only lead to disappointment.
Ah, but if it was a a [i]session[i] I could arrange to be at a tmo meet.
My next session would be the entire male cast of Troy between the ages of 15 and 40, in costume.
I can't decide for my final session whether to have one last stand with an ex who was rather spectaculor, save it for the person I am with now, who is also pretty hot and very sweet as well, or just save it and go on the prowl.
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