quote:Originally posted by H1ppychick: dm/elvo, back me up here.
I've been to Bristol, three times. It's a lovely city and I even thought about moving there, a few years back. Never happened, though. Nothing ever does.
Yeah but it has a massive heroine problem....
I'll get my etc
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H1ppychick
We all prisoners, chickee-baby. We all locked in.
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i'm trying to lucid-dream you all down the m4. it's quite an effort. i think my ears are going to pop.
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Louche
Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad
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It's proximity to Elvis. And he's in Bristol. Hence Bristol fruiting you up. If Elvis moved, Bristol would lose it's up-fruiting abilities.
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You find out through medical study/an angel appearing at night to declare/just plain old intuition or something that you are only going to have sex three more times in your life
Twice more with the Missus and then live forever, wanking.
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black mask are you not concerned that you might wear yourself down to a nub? youd end up like a ken doll down there.
i think grianiagh brings up a very valid point. what if you threw away two of your times on fumbly, slightly arrhytmic starter sex and then the third time was almost brilliant but not quite, and the person you had the Last Sex with fell asleep leaving you lying there thinking, that was the last sex i will ever have, and i didnt even come, and now theyre asleep and im going to have to have a wank or my head will explode, and so there you are rummaging away with tears in your eyes at the waste and the cruelty of it all of sex and life OH I CANT BEAR IT.
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Wouldn't that be a trick? To saucily seduct a young chap by running her finger up her leg, lifting up her skirt, then scootching the guy in the face with the cooler tap.
quote:Originally posted by Black Mask: Just imagine if she could shoot water-cooler bottles across the room like ping pong balls...
imagine if they hit the wall with such force that they XPl00DeD! leaving massive action painting style waterstains on the artex. that would be AWESOME.
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Some friends of mine were watching a Steve-O on Tour dvd the other night and there was one scene where some gorgeous, topless women were squirting breast milk into guys' mouths as a dare. I'd definitely be up for some of that.
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H1ppychick
We all prisoners, chickee-baby. We all locked in.
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@dm splooshage: that's not so much a pelvic floor as a pelvic storey
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I had some fairly sexy dreams this morning. They didn't make any sense, but they were quite charged. Also, bluebottle flies the sie of rats (sickening), and I discovered that a friend from university was in prison, but apparently in an 'L Block', which were easy to break out from. And I was in a pub that sold really expensive and shoddy television memorabilia, like a photocopied picture of the old girl/clown test card for £120. Then the barmaid poured me a double scotch that I didn't order, and when I said I hadn't ordered it she went apeshit.
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Some people are a bit thick here. My colleague was just logging a request for an application to be installed and when he asked for the womens IP address she said 'I haven't got one. Can I give you my mates?'
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