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Cherry In Hove
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I've got no chance of getting prostate cancer!
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MiscellaneousFiles

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Does this mean that masturbation should be allowed (or even actively encouraged) in the workplace? I mean they've banned smoking...
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In the future, not masturbating will be seen as a disgusting, cancer-causing habit. Non-jerkers will be forced to stand outside pubs and clubs in case their nasty cancer is contagious, whilst eager fappers sit cosily inside with a pint in one hand and a cock in the other.
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ralph

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Men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer later in life.
If reincarnation is real, I reckon I'm prostate-cancer-free for the next four or five lives then...
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dang65
it's all the rage
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Was this report written by someone with prostate cancer by any chance?

Yeah, I'm gonna drop dead in a couple of months, I know. But at least I'm not a WANKER! [Mad]

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sam
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Masturbation is part of people's sexual repertoire.

"If these findings hold up.....


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