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sam
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So I've been on this medication, right, for a couple of weeks and yesterday I was looking in the bathroom mirror as I brushed my teeth, back-lit from the window behind me. And I see face fuzz on my cheeks. A beard! Not great black roots, but even so, a nice, light fuzz that any fourteen year old boy'd be proud of.

So this two-fold.

First, what the f*ck do I do about it? Should I shave? What razor is best? What care products should I buy? What style would be best?

Secondly, what embarrassing bodily dysfunctions have you had? Picture preferred.

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quote:
Originally posted by sam:
First, what the f*ck do I do about it? Should I shave? What razor is best? What care products should I buy? What style would be best?

The Gilette Mach III is a good one. I haven't tried the Fusion (mainly because the advertising is so fucking ridiculous), but I'm sure that'd be okay as long as you don't mind paying about £1.50 a blade for refills. Alternatively, you could join a circus.

If you don't mind me asking - are you taking any kind of hormones (i.e. birth control pills)? I've heard that after a few years, they can turn women into werewolves and maybe give them cancer, etc.

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Secondly, what embarrassing bodily dysfunctions have you had? Picture preferred.

Nose hair - and I'm not even 30 yet. I bought a trimmer on Saturday but didn't get very far with it due to the nasty sniffles from which I'm currently suffering. On the plus side though, if Innocent ever decide to make such a thing as a Nasal Smoothie (100% naturlol), I'm the man to ask!

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herbs

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My chin is an unpleasantly hairy place, kept in check by a pair of tweezers. An essential piece of kit for any lady over 30.

Other embarrassing hair = long one that grows out of my adam's apple, and which I don't notice until it's at least 3ft long and drooping in the tea of someone with whom I am having a top-level meeting.

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sam
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Whatever I am taking will need investigating, I think! I tend to pop whatever I am told to in my mouth but maybe I ought to ask what it is next time.

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quote:
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I tend to pop whatever I am told to in my mouth but maybe I ought to ask what it is next time.

Whatever happened to Teffers?
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Christ! Is that a dildo-stroke-medical appliance to cut nodes off your cervix?

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It's for Misc. Clearly, if your nose is bunged up, you can get at the nasal hair through your ears.

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What if I'm all waxed up in the ear 'oles, too?
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You deserve nose hair for being so awkward.

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quote:
Originally posted by sam:
A beard! Not great black roots, but even so, a nice, light fuzz that any fourteen year old boy'd be proud of.

Laydeez are supposed to have peach-fuzz fluff on their faces - maybe it was just the light. Secondly, shaving will make it really coarse and stubbly. Depilating better (if stinkier). And def ask your doc about side effects.
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I was in the chemist earlier and almost asked him, but chickened out. There was a bloody great long queue. [Embarrassed] I am going back to docs next week. It may be a great start to a career in kinky sex with social misfits but it's not a look I find appealing. I'm not sure mr sam will either. [Eek!]

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MISC

I'm trying to post a pic of my chin hair, when left to grow, but your image hosting site won't let me upload.

He say

Request object error 'ASP 0104 : 80004005'

Operation not Allowed

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Abby
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Who was it who had unfeasably long nipple hair?
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quote:
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I'm trying to post a pic of my chin hair, when left to grow, but your image hosting site won't let me upload.

What format is the file you're trying to upload, and how big is it?

You might need to convert it to GIF or JPEG, and possibly scale the picture down if it's huge. MSPaint is your friend if you're using Windows.

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I just bought some dye to cover my ever increasing number of grey hairs. The colour is called Cosmic Blue.

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quote:
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Secondly, what embarrassing bodily dysfunctions have you had? Picture preferred.

My life without tweezers

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Oh Ralphina...
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