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Sorry, no can do. The pedants at Handbag & TCL tried the same...afraid it's my name. My spelling and grammar is appalling, so please bare with me.
Nice to meet you anyway!
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quote:Originally posted by Gods Plumber: Sorry, no can do. The pedants at Handbag & TCL tried the same...afraid it's my name. My spelling and grammar is appalling, so please bare with me.
quote:Originally posted by Gods Plumber: The pedants at Handbag & TCL tried the same
What a pedigree! Are you a real plumber?
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gods plumber, could you sort out the toilet on the third floor because it seems to take about five flushes before any filth has been fully de-materialised. If somebody is in there preening in the mirror, then you don't want to keep flushing because it just says "HELLO I AM HAVING PROBLEMS WITH THE TOILET", and if you then come out, you know that somebody on the floor knows that even though you walk down the corridor with casual authority, you have just spent half an hour staring at your own sorry waste as it lies in state. It turns the whole office into a dignity-centric panopticon...you never know IF somebody knows, but that creates enough possibilites to conjour up a crippling mesh of paranoid glances and shameful coughs.
Come on God's Plumber. Or is that toilet beyond even your ken?
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Are you a real god? I mean like a proper god that fires lightning from it's pisshole. A god of war and farming, not like some rubbish god with only three arms and a penis shaped head.
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No no no. The plumber role is to rod through god's piss-hole when it gets blocked. And to be a crazy maverick when it comes to punctuation, too.
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Maybe the mystery surrounding his exact role in fact indicates some sort of divinity? It is not for us mere mortals to know, but to genuflect and cower before his plunger...
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quote:Originally posted by Dr. Benway: Come on God's Plumber. Or is that toilet beyond even your ken?
I am afraid, I am Gods Plumber. I do not deal with toilets. I do river systems, flood plains that kinda thing, and of course if God has a problem with his own water works, although I have special gloves for that.
I can not place an apostrofee into my name as it would be disrespectful to the creator. The creator has little time for spellling or grammar. At least it didn't call me 'T'o'n'y...that would have been far worse.
You are all very pleasant. My mother told me never to talk to strangers, but I find you get the best sex that way.
Do you have any more smilies here? Also I am scared of all your thread topics. I don't understand them...don't you do things like 'what is your favourite car?'
quote:Originally posted by Gods Plumber: Do you have any more smilies here?
They're generally not accepted. It gets worse. At night, the other smilies take cover, for the dreaded :astromadd: can be seen roaming the moors. :goodforyou: and :itsaboy!!: have been missing since they went out late at night to bring the yaks into the barn.
quote:Originally posted by Gods Plumber: Do you have any more smilies here? Also I am scared of all your thread topics. I don't understand them...don't you do things like 'what is your favourite car?'
They seem to have enough GP. Plus you can always link to the ones you need.
My favorite car is the 1974 Ford Pinto. Exploded on impact it did.
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