I intend to agree that evolution doesn't exist... If it did, surely it would have weeded out neanderthals like this years ago... Instead, Fundies seem to be replicating like the plague.
quote: Athiests as a Majority
This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests. ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker. ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son. ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive." ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!
The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.
ATHIEST DAD: Hey! ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life." ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want! ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom. ATHIEST DAD: Why not? ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there. ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here? ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet. ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!
Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.
ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside! ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!
The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.
RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!
THE END
-------------------- Evil isn't what you've done, it's feeling bad about it afterwards... Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again. Posts: 3793
| IP: Logged
quote:Originally posted by sam: I would comment, but I am only the rib of Adam, which makes me unfit to have an opinion.
To be fair Sam... I don't really think there is any criteria on who's opinions are fit or unfit.
quote: [on the sunject of a Bible printing company]
Yes, that is a great company. I bought one of their large print version (old eyes... what can I say?).
The only thing I don't like about them is they sell foreign language versions of the KJB. I don't think that's right. We know the only true translation is the 1600's version in English.
It's too risky for anybody to translate that into other languages. Mistakes can creep in... and that can lead to heresy. True Christians should only read English.
quote: [Talking about an eleven year old girl who was raped and then buried alive]
god was sacrificing this child as a way to show others the light. much as he did his own child. what a beautiful gift he has given us.
quote:I am 100% pro-life, unless we're talking about capital punishment, in which case I am 100% pro-death.
quote:Masturbation can sometimes be wrong and it can sometimes not. If you masturbate thinking about how pretty the flowers are and how you want a puppy, essentially that's not wrong. But most times, that is not the case. I believe that when one masturbates a high percentage of the time they are fantasizing about a sexual partner therefore making masturbation lust. Lust, as the Bible states, is a sin. But masturbation is something that people in general should stay away from because it's hard not to lust whilst doing it.
quote:My kids got taught the evolution crap then I taught them to think for themselves and they realize now God made it all.
-------------------- Evil isn't what you've done, it's feeling bad about it afterwards... Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again. Posts: 3793
| IP: Logged
posted
Hey, Sabian, those fundamentalists tell me this is so true: Adam's rib speaking here!
I have been teaching Northern Lights to a genius class of 12 year olds (Golden Compass to Yanks) and I got them to research Original Sin; Adam and Eve and all that, which led them to asking about free will, knowledge v innocence, sin, evolution v creationism and difference between innocence and ignorance, as well as (told you they were geniuses) how knowledge affects the power others have over us.
Well, as a fully-paid up Humanist and Darwinist (even if he did steal the ideas), I led a discussion about their views as best I could bearing in mind my particular biases, but I also decided to invite in a Science teacher who is a fundamentalist to talk to them (after warning them to be polite), and in the course of some rather weird ideas, he informed me I was damned by God.
Interesting.
Funnily enough it didn't upset as much as being damned by tmo all those years ago. There are some things worse than God's judgement! LOL
-------------------- A day without laughter is a day wasted. In memory of Alastair Posts: 1936
| IP: Logged
quote: Gravity: Doesn't exist. If items of mass had any impact of others, then mountains should have people orbiting them. Or the space shuttle in space should have the astronauts orbiting it. Of course, that's just the tip of the gravity myth. Think about it. Scientists want us to believe that the sun has a gravitation pull strong enough to keep a planet like neptune or pluto in orbit, but then it's not strong enough to keep the moon in orbit? Why is that? What I believe is going on here is this: These objects in space have yet to receive mans touch, and thus have no sin to weigh them down. This isn't the case for earth, where we see the impact of transfered sin to material objects. The more sin, the heavier something is.
WTF?
-------------------- Evil isn't what you've done, it's feeling bad about it afterwards... Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again. Posts: 3793
| IP: Logged
quote:[Am I in discussion with a human who has a functioning brain?]
What does a functioning brain have to do with the Bible?
quote:In my opinion, if an animal in the wild like a swan is caught being gay it should be shot on sight, disinfected, and used to feed the poor.
quote:There are NO exceptions to abortion whatsoever. It is God's will that the woman was impregnated, and therefore she must birth the child!
I'm glad to see there were no "abortion is OK if she was raped" replies. If she was in fact raped, she must play the hand that was dealt to her, accept it as God's Will, and raise the interracial baby as her own.
I love the assumption that the baby will be "interracial".
quote:ok so for school my homework was to read a book on evolution in biology. i didnt want to do it but i had to because i need a good grade in biology. well anyways i waited till the last minute to do it, at like 130 in the morning before school. and i was at my hosue alone in my room. i started to open the book but then i got a really cold feeling. i looked around and nothing was there. i tried opening it again and then it seemed the walls started shaking and i thought i heard a voice saying 'beware the way of heathens' i was just wondering if this was god trying to keep me away. also, should i not do my homework to stay good to jesus mk thanks LoLz.
Damn, why didn't I think of that as a way of getting out of science homework?!
posted
Don't knock the bible;there's some enough incest and paedophilia in there to keep the most depraved sexual predator in bedtime stories for life, with the added bonus that every time a good man comes along, someone tries to kill him.
-------------------- A day without laughter is a day wasted. In memory of Alastair Posts: 1936
| IP: Logged
![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
Printer-friendly view of this topic