Add a line. Has to rhyme with the previous one, which is why I've picked a really easy-to-rhyme word. In the end we'll have us a ha'penny ballad, for less than 2p.
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I saw a weird story on BBC News, About Nostramoggy, predicts with some mews, By their iminent death, his companions he does choose, Or does kitty's presence cause them their lives to lose?
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I saw a weird story on BBC News, About Nostramoggy, predicts with some mews, By their iminent death, his companions he does choose, Or does kitty's presence cause them their lives to lose? Have the doctors checked for a suspicious bruise?
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I saw a weird story on BBC News, About Nostramoggy, predicts with some mews, By their iminent death, his companions he does choose, Or does kitty's presence cause them their lives to lose?
Have the doctors checked for a suspicious bruise? Or other tell-tale signs of feline abuse?
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quote:Originally posted by herbs: What happened to my line, you bastard?
(Herbs's line I'm afraid, we had to lose, It didn't rhyme and made me blow a fuse "obey the rules" said dang, but she did refuse. So now you won't see her work, no matter how hard you peruse.)
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I saw a weird story on BBC News, About Nostramoggy, predicts with some mews, By their iminent death, his companions he does choose, Or does kitty's presence cause them their lives to lose?
Have the doctors checked for a suspicious bruise? Or other tell-tale signs of feline abuse? (They've confirmed it's nothing to do with the Jews)
I saw a weird story on BBC News, About Nostramoggy, predicts with some mews, By their iminent death, his companions he does choose, Or does kitty's presence cause them their lives to lose?
Have the doctors checked for a suspicious bruise? Or other tell-tale signs of feline abuse? Or maybe they're not dead, just having a snooze...
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I saw a weird story on BBC News, About Nostramoggy, predicts with some mews, By their iminent death, his companions he does choose, Or does kitty's presence cause them their lives to lose?
Have the doctors checked for a suspicious bruise? Or other tell-tale signs of feline abuse? Or maybe they're not dead, just having a snooze... Or passed out from shock after blowing a fuse At the thought of the cat giving them the death-blues
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I saw a weird story on BBC News, About Nostramoggy, predicts with some mews, By their iminent death, his companions he does choose, Or does kitty's presence cause them their lives to lose?
Have the doctors checked for a suspicious bruise? Or other tell-tale signs of feline abuse? (They've confirmed that it's nothing to do with the Jews) Or maybe they're not dead, just having a snooze...
Or passed out from shock after blowing a fuse At the thought of the cat giving them the death-blues. When predicting dead grannies, what are the clues that a necromancing pussy might wish to peruse?
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I saw a weird story on BBC News, About Nostramoggy, predicts with some mews, By their iminent death, his companions he does choose, Or does kitty's presence cause them their lives to lose?
Have the doctors checked for a suspicious bruise? Or other tell-tale signs of feline abuse? (They've confirmed that it's nothing to do with the Jews) Or maybe they're not dead, just having a snooze...
Or passed out from shock after blowing a fuse At the thought of the cat giving them the death-blues. When predicting dead grannies, what are the clues that a necromancing pussy might wish to peruse?
It could be the odour that provides the muse: The smell of old pee and a hint of old poos.
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I saw a weird story on BBC News, About Nostramoggy, predicts with some mews, By their iminent death, his companions he does choose, Or does kitty's presence cause them their lives to lose?
Have the doctors checked for a suspicious bruise? Or other tell-tale signs of feline abuse? (They've confirmed that it's nothing to do with the Jews) Or maybe they're not dead, just having a snooze...
Or passed out from shock after blowing a fuse At the thought of the cat giving them the death-blues. When predicting dead grannies, what are the clues that a necromancing pussy might wish to peruse?
It could be the odour that provides the muse: The smell of old pee and a hint of old poos. After all, fragile old bones often refuse The call of nature to the high-seated loos.
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I saw a weird story on BBC News, About Nostramoggy, predicts with some mews, By their iminent death, his companions he does choose, Or does kitty's presence cause them their lives to lose?
Have the doctors checked for a suspicious bruise? Or other tell-tale signs of feline abuse? (They've confirmed that it's nothing to do with the Jews) Or maybe they're not dead, just having a snooze...
Or passed out from shock after blowing a fuse At the thought of the cat giving them the death-blues. When predicting dead grannies, what are the clues that a necromancing pussy might wish to peruse?
It could be the odour that provides the muse: The smell of old pee and a hint of old poos. After all, fragile old bones often refuse The call of nature to the high-seated loos.
That's very interesting, thanks both of yous, Being a bit senile, I'm easy to confuse, But those plain explanations quickly infuse, A clear understanding, in colourful hues.
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I saw a weird story on BBC News, About Nostramoggy, predicts with some mews, By their iminent death, his companions he does choose, Or does kitty's presence cause them their lives to lose?
Have the doctors checked for a suspicious bruise? Or other tell-tale signs of feline abuse? (They've confirmed that it's nothing to do with the Jews) Or maybe they're not dead, just having a snooze...
Or passed out from shock after blowing a fuse At the thought of the cat giving them the death-blues. When predicting dead grannies, what are the clues that a necromancing pussy might wish to peruse?
It could be the odour that provides the muse: The smell of old pee and a hint of old poos. After all, fragile old bones often refuse The call of nature to the high-seated loos.
That's very interesting, thanks both of yous, Being a bit senile, I'm easy to confuse, But those plain explanations quickly infuse, A clear understanding, in colourful hues.
[LOL ] Laughing out loud, with a grin like Tom Cruise
That's more like a cross between and I accuse. Yes, ok Misc. Have you been on the booze? (I may have been thinking of Emlyn Hughes.)
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surely?
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