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Nathan Bleak
It's all grist to the mill
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40 Years Old!

I have to admit I've only been to Ringo's hometown a couple of times and it pretty much lived down to my expectations. Mind you, I didn't really see much past the train station - just a crappy leisure-park style bar/restaurant. Oh And I went to the Bowl once for Ozzfest, back in '98. That was Ok, I guess. No doubt there's a lot more to the place than this, which is what's inspired Ringo's continuing devotion to the city that knocks London into a cocked hat when it comes to road layout and not being a busy capital city.

Happy Birthday Milton Keynes!

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herbs

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I used to work on that magazine! Spooky.

Oh, yeah. HBMK. I'm sure you're very interesting from a town-planning and space syntax viewpoint.

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Nathan Bleak
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quote:
Originally posted by herbs:
I used to work on that magazine! Spooky.

Gosh, really? I wish you still did - that's like my number one key publication.

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herbs

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Really! I was a layout sub two days a week, and wrote features. And did supplements. Anything you wanted to know? Perhaps you could facebook me.
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Ringo

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I'm sure I put a thread up about this ages ago. Some good articles on that site.
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froopyscot
nibbled to death by an okapi
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Happy birthday, yes. I can only attest to the fact that it's got a lovely shopping mall, inasmuch as any shopping mall can be lovely, which isn't very much really.

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MiscellaneousFiles

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It's got an Ikea, too.

HBMK!

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Ringo

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You can order online from our ikea. And they deliver it without you ever having to go to the store.

Plus we now have an awesome football stadium, if that's your kind of thing. There was a comemorative match there last weekend and the pitch stayed in one piece, unlike a certain 'historical' pitch in London...

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quote:
Originally posted by Ringo:
You can order online from our ikea. And they deliver it without you ever having to go to the store.

But I bet they don't deliver to Newbury, those workshy Swedish mother fucks.
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Ringo

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No, just the surrounding area I'm afraid. It appears our Ikea is better than yours
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Jimmy Big Nuts
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I saw on the TV the other day that MK is better than London.
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MiscellaneousFiles

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quote:
Originally posted by Ringo:
No, just the surrounding area I'm afraid. It appears our Ikea is better than yours

Oh, we don't have an Ikea. Way too downmarket for the average Newburian. We have a Laura Ashley though.
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Ringo

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quote:
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
I saw on the TV the other day that MK is better than London.

Was that on the fabulous MKTV by any chance?
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New Way Of Decay

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quote:
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You can order online from our ikea. And they deliver it without you ever having to go to the store.

The saddest part of this MK pride is that anyone can order from IKEA. They sell online for a markup. I'd have thought you'd have been upset at this notion, because the concept of IKEA was for them to buy up a cheap plot of land, build a horrible warehouse, fill it full of the cheap goods and pass the savings onto the customer for driving home with the goods. Why is it people don't seem to understand IKEA is cheap shit for people who can be bothered to lift crap.

Actually, I went to Croydon IKEA which was supposed to be uplifting and exciting as we browsed for furniture to fill my empty flat. No such luck. The chimney stacks with faded yellow and blue hats were horrifying. There was spilled paint, rusted signs and the awful tram network. All of the furniture in the showroom was totally fucked and dirty. Everything looked terribly tacky and grim. We bought a drainer and 4 spice pots. We'd spent more on travel.

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Ringo

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I'm not bothered at all to be honest. I've never shopped in Ikea and I don't intend to. Everything they sell is bland and featureless. Maybe if I needed a whole bunch of crockery and was on a tight budget I'd think about it, but generally I feel nothing for Ikea, except pity for people like my parents who seem to spend half their lives there.
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H1ppychick
We all prisoners, chickee-baby.
We all locked in.
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I like IKEA.

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Ringo

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You have my pity
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