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Ralph livs wit da Simpsons!
Hella funnie!
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quote:Originally posted by ralph: [Admin]: BiGirlCindi17 has been banned.
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[Misc3]: Gotta go. Will you be logging on again tomorrow, ralph? I should be here, as long as I can avoid the net nanny, LOL!
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[bloodninja]: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
[BritneySpears14]: Aight.
[bloodninja]: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
[BritneySpears14]: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
[bloodninja]: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
[BritneySpears14]: Oh, I like to play dress up.
[bloodninja]: Me too baby.
[maskbot2000]: I hate ralph
[maskbot2000]: I hate ralph
[BritneySpears14]: I kiss you softly on your chest.
[bloodninja]: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
[BritneySpears14]: Hey...
[maskbot2000]: I hate ralph
[bloodninja]: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
[BritneySpears14]: Funny I still don't see it.
[bloodninja]: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty Fuck of the Beyondness.
[BritneySpears14]: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
[bloodninja]: Don't fuck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
[bloodninja]: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
[BritneySpears14]: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
[maskbot2000]: I hate ralph
[bloodninja]: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
[bloodninja]: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
[bloodninja]: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
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We all prisoners, chickee-baby. We all locked in.
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[BlackMask]: If I could do anything to save TMO I'd ban ralph. But I can't. So...
[BlackMask]: ralph's like a... an energy vampire. I don't think he can help it. He's a raincloud. But, without the rain.
[BlackMask]: If ralph didn't have such a vast ballast of self-pity he'd just drift away. Damn that ballast of self-pity.
[BlackMask]: Bitter. Am I bitter? Bitter that ralph is such an effective depressant for TMO, maybe. BUt not in any other respect. I don't think so. TMO means a great deal to me, I don't think it's a coincidence that TMO seemed to start leaking energy around about the same time ralph began his epic bleatathon of self-absorption.
[BlackMask]: ralph doesn't like it when his monopoly on self-pity is threatened.
[BlackMask]: I bet ralph's family are glad he's so busy.
[BlackMask]: Maybe. Maybe, I should homeschool my kids in a firetrap in the woods? Away from nasty people.
[BlackMask]: Yeah. If I read fewer comics my family might not want me dead. If only I could break this damnable comics addiction. It's taking over my life and making me a horrible person. If I could kick the comics maybe I wouldn't be such a vile arsehole. It's the comics. It's not me. It's the comics. As soon as I kick my addiction I'll be a better person. You'll see. That always works.
[BlackMask]: Maybe ralph had a terrible childhood? ralph's parents must have been monsters...
[BlackMask]: Maybe ralph's dad dressed up as Superman and then violated ralph?
[BlackMask]: Maybe ralph's mum looked like the Incredible Hulk?
[BlackMask]: Maybe they made him sleep out in the yard in a doghouse. And now he's building a deluxe version for himself and his lucky family.
[BlackMask]: Maybe ralph wished his dad would get hit by a bus on his way back from the comic shop? That would explain a lot.
[BlackMask]: BUt, I do feel compelled to warn the boards of the insidious threat posed by ralph. He's poisonous and I hate him.
[BlackMask]: I want to make it abundantly clear to everyone that I only hate ralph. Other than my hatred for ralph I'm really feeling pretty positive about everything at the moment. But ralph? ralph I hate.
[BlackMask]: I hope ralph doesn't think I don't hate him. Because, I really do.
[BlackMask]: I can't help the way I feel. I hate ralph and I want to shout it from the rooftops. I want to spread the good news. There are so many good reasons to let ralph-hate into your life.
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[ralph]: I...
[herbs]: Shut up ralph. Nobody wants to hear it. Stop baiting BlackMask.
quote:Originally posted by ralph: What about my ability to beat a dead horse for months? Or get under people's skin like a tattoo? Don't they rank fairly high?
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tmo has gone very fucking shit in the last couple of days. I'm going to go away for a few weeks. I'm sure that's enough to make things less fucking shit.
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there have been moments of glory, interspersed with incomprehensibly pathetic rubbishness from Ralph. That's not a joke, I'm not ribbing Ralph here. He's genuinely been rubbishing up the boards the past couple of days. It's really very poor.
Ben and Kovacs talking ad nauseum about writing books was pretty tedious, but as they were having an interlektual debate it's very hard to criticise without sounding like a complete boner at best. At worst, like the very cause of the 'dumbing down' of TMO.
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