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Hello, can I help you sir?
You might.
Sorry?
It’s possible.
Right sir, well, what can I do for you?
Hmmm, yes, that’s the question, isn’t it.
Er, yes sir. Yes it is.
Indeed.
Well, is there anything you’re interested in?
Oh, I’m interested in a great many things. A great many.
Oh yes sir?
A great many things indeed.
Anything… anything in particular, sir?
I’m glad you’ve asked me that question, young man. Nay, not just glad – thrilled. Stimulated. Most stimulated.
Right sir. Well, er, perhaps I could show you one of our more popular items?
Oh do. Do. Bring it forth. Let us feast our gaze on your most excellent wares and delight in their very being.
Yes sir. Well, this one’s very popular, sir.
Is it. Is it.
Yes sir. Sells very well.
I’m sure. It looks very... pleasing.
Shall I wrap it up for you then, sir?
Oh wrap away, young man, wrap away. Envelope it in fine gossamer paper, that I may make my egress with it, safe in the knowledge that it is protected.
Right. Well, there we go sir. One bottle of Value Scotch Whisky. That’ll be seven pounds ninety nine.
Oh my.
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