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Things that are running through your mind at the moment.
Using railway sleepers to make a garden bench.
Ways to make more money, adsense, hubpages, stock photo sites
The mouse that the cat caught last night. Had the most will to live I've ever seen from a mouse, there he was in the cat's jaws, squeeking away like he was really pissed off, when the cat dropped him, he was jumping around and squeeking, usually they just give up in this situation, I'm not sure but I think he actually was attacking the cat. Then he ran up a clothes drier, and while the cat was looking for him in it, he ran across the other side, dropped to the floor, went through the door and sprinted off across the path into the garden. Amazing little fella and an inspiration to anyone facing seemingly insurmountable odds.
A surprise tax bill for £800, hopefully my accountant will make it go away.
All the things I have to do this weekend that I'll struggle to get to.
Debt.
Talking to a lawyer after work about sueing the previous owner of our house. Want to go after millions of dollars and see the old **** rot in prison. Probably won't happen though.
Debt.
Philly cheesesteak which would require a 500 mile roundtrip so probably not going to happen.
When is all this fucking snow going to melt? When will spring really begin?
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. . . so, I've finally got Ralph tied to the bench so that he can't move and I've just gouged out his right eyeball. I take a drill to the eye-socket, just to allow ease of access and balls deep penetration. I'm soundtracking this particular skull-fucking with Lightning Bolt's "Dracula Mountain", thrusts timed beautifully with head bangs. It's the way he'd have wanted to go.
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Is Systembolaget the booze shop which is shut at times you would want booze? Stupid Swedish booze-laws.
I am thinking about jerusalem artichokes, whether I will regret it if I wear high heels tonight and the possible merits of reducing the Z axis of the voxels in the images I am producing.
And that my neck hurts. I ran to work today, but had to carry a larger bag then usual as I am going out from work, and the shoulter strap chaffed agains my neck so I have a kind of neck-blister now. Hhhuunghhgghh!:spaz:
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I was thinking about how spring is here and how it makes me want to go into town to meet people, to do something, to work on something good and exciting but there isn't anybody to meet because everybody does other things. Wondering how I can meet new people who aren't dicks. wishing I didn't work for such a large, boring company, fantasising about working somewhere small, with ideas and fun and energy. I'm generally stewing in pointless self pity. Thanks, nice weather!
Its all pretty negative so I think I'll stop. Ralph, you must be quite an up-beat guy. When people say anything even remotely negative about me on here it gets my blood boiling and I can't type properly. Suckmonster describes how he will skullfuck you and you cheerfully carry on. Amazing...
quote:Originally posted by Abby: And that my neck hurts. I ran to work today, but had to carry a larger bag then usual as I am going out from work, and the shoulter strap chaffed agains my neck so I have a kind of neck-blister now. Hhhuunghhgghh!:spaz:
lolol, you got a blister from carrying your bag? Whatever next?
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I'm thinking about offering this job to this guy cos my work assures me the work's there, but then having to tell him he's redundant a few months later as the recession bites harder into the world of toy advertising. I'm wondering why I can't just get the work done I'm sposed to do rather than seeing if there's anything entertaining on any message boards. I'm thinking about trying to hide the erection I got reading Suckmonsters skull fucking fantasy. But then I'm thinking, no, wave it around with reckless pride, see if anyone bites. I'm thinking about whether I will manage to give up beer for Lent. I've still got cider, whiskey, red wine, brandy so I should do alright.
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quote:Originally posted by squeegy: Ralph, you must be quite an up-beat guy. When people say anything even remotely negative about me on here it gets my blood boiling and I can't type properly. Suckmonster describes how he will skullfuck you and you cheerfully carry on. Amazing...
I don't know about up-beat. But what can anyone on an internet messageboard possibly say about me that should upset me? Like they have any clue about who I really am. Quite frankly I find their attempts at insulting me pretty funny most of the time.
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How can it be possible for the rest of the week to have taken about five minutes, while the period since 1.30 today has been going on since the ice age.
Is Him Indoors moving? Why is he moving so much? Why hasn't he moved for five minutes? Is something wrong? Is he too lively? Is he going to be troublesome? Is he OK? What if he gets cerebral palsy like David Cameron's son? *sudden weeping*
Shall I phone that architect for the fifth time for information about HIS project that we want to publish to loads of people, for FREE, or not.
How nice it would be to lie on some soft spring grass, and let kittens roll all over my face
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Thinking the next 40 minutes is going to take foreeeever before I can go to the pub.. Will Lyon accept my £13m bid for Benzema in Fifa09 and if not who else should I go for? Will Sukiyaki Western Django be worth the wait when I finally get around to watching it tomorrow? Should I go to Guilford tomorrow and buy some frozen dim sum or just be a lazy fuck and stay in bed until late and then lie on the couch playing PS3?
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