First teaser trailer was screened for an exclusive audience of 3 at the John Radcliffe hospital last night. Details on the form the new Thorn will take are indistinct at the moment, but early sightings suggest it will be an eyeless, ten centimetre smudge with a transparent head what you can see its brain through.
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Nice babymaking skills. I need to get to work as clearly you are now going to have an age advantage in the baby fighting.
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Hurrah! Can we have a Grown Up TMO meat that we bring our babies to, where nobody gets drunk or high and gets off with the wrong person? That would be fun. We could pitch Son of Ben and Son of London and Spawn of Thorn and The Maskettes (maybe not - they're a bit grown up) and so on together to see who has the best debating / dribbling / whatever skills. It'd be epic. Can we can we can we?
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cheers everyone. It was all quite exciting seeing it there on the computer monitor, with the hiccups and doing somersaults. And you could see the little bones in its hands.
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sometimes I think it would be alright, then other times I think that I'd be such a dreadful parent that it's best to keep out the game.
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I never wanted them really and Kate didn't want them so it was all good, then she decided that she did want one which seems like some sort of deception or something and now I think they'd be alright, although they do eat into the time you can spend playing video games.
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I don’t want to have babies mart. Though well done and congratulations Thorn and Octavia etc…well…not like they have done anything very impressive so far. If it grows up to solve the global energy crisis then that would be well done.
But anyway, none for me. I hope I don’t end up all alone in the understairs cupboard of a state funded old persons depository. Seems likely though.
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And you'll start to harbour a deep resentment about the fact that I don't seem to help tidy around the house and I don't notice when you've had your hair cut and it will all fall apart.
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quote:Originally posted by mart: Leave her, Cherry, and come live with me. I'll cook and mix drinks and shit while you play your video games.
Come on, you know you wouldn't be able to resist a little dig at Cherry's video gaming each time you refreshed his Martini. Also, the dressing gown thing could be a little awkward.
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And anyway. I like cooking. Haven't you seen my incredibly self indulgent pictures of my cooking that I post in an attempt to make people love me?
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If Mart and Cherry moved into their bachelor pad "just to save on the rent" I reckon I'd be in a terrible accident and my baby would wind up on their doorstep. There'd be a series of misadventures while they struggled to cope, but eventually they'd get it down, and love the baby as though it were their own. Probably in the background would a burgeoning affection between Mart and Cherry as being in a family unit led them to acknowledge feelings they'd previously hidden.
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I don't stop gaming while I'm doing a shit, I'm not sure why you think I'd stop while mart is. I like to get into a game with Dr Benway and then as my bathroom is quite close to the lounge I can go and take a dump while still talking to him on the headset.
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It explained why sometimes we had good periods at Halo. It was because I was out of the room so I wasn't letting the other team get so many easy kills.
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quote:Originally posted by Cherry In Hove: It explained why sometimes we had good periods at Halo. It was because I was out of the room so I wasn't letting the other team get so many easy kills.
That doesn't make sense. So you're so shit at Halo that if you go next door and take a dumps and make all the enthusiastic sounds (of playing Halo) while your character blindly runs around the battle field and it made it harder for people to kill you?
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