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I went to the 'London Experience' recently. After completing the experience without having been stabbed by a gang of immigrant children, forced into unemployment by Polish labour, and then mobbed by a crowd of rampaging hippy idiots, I demanded my money back.[/littlejohn]
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hang on it's called the london bridge experience isn't it. Man I'm all over the place today. Certainly more misses than hits.
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The London Tombs thing looks like the kind of thing I would have enjoyed as a teenager. And now, probably, because I haven't really come that far in the past 15 years.
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I remember a discussion about that bearsac chick. About whether or not it would be worth nailing her. Having met her in person what's your verdict?
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it is! I'm reading it. That book has caused me a fair amount trouble. Earlier in the day it was lying on its face on my desk, and a passing manager pointed and said "Ahah - clarkson!" and I said "I don't think so! Clarkson! What? Me?" and of course it turned out he was a big clarkson fan, and there was embarrassment all round.
Later on, on the tube, a crazy woman who talks exclusively through her teddy bear (www.bearsac.com, folks) sat next to me, and the bear started talking (vis her mouth) about my book because it had a picture of a cat on it. The upshot of the whole exchange was a picture taken on a pretty full tube train of me holding a teddy bear. Actually I didn't mind that, Debra's alright, and a bit of a local celebrity, but still. That book again.
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She's got good skin, I seem to remember. Though I was still mildly traumatised by my encounter with the bear that is a sac.
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I was able to be all like "heyyy... bearsac! You're famous! And this must be the lovely debra!" rather than just wtf'ing in silent terror as the other travellers looked on with a mixture of horror and immense relief.
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What is it with these Aspergers people? I watched in a mixture of fascination adn horror the other day as a guy who looked kind of like Steelgate "chatted to a woman on the circle line tube by undoing his trousers and showing her his "ball sac".
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On topic, I just had a cold bottle of full fat Coke in the John Lewis cafe. For the first three swallows it was quite literally the most delicious thing in the world and then it got a bit boring and furred my teeth up. I tested it on the Hetero-O-Meter and it got 5 out of 10.
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I'm not going anywhere near your manhood. Christ, what the fuck, Roy? You're a bit weird you know that? You want your manhood poked go and find a rent boy with a sharpened stick.
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