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Odd request, and a bit of a long shot, but is anyone on here in the Kent area, who may be able to pick up a semi-large car part for me and bring it to Milton Keynes in return for some cash?
I need a bit to get the Roadster back onthe road, and someone in Kent is basically giving one away, but I can't get there to pick it up.
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i'm going to kent this weekend, to go to a wedding of an old pal who i recently got back in touch with. However, we'll be on the train, and I'm not dragging car parts around the garden of england on the whim of some anonymous internet user. I thought you might be interested to know that I'll be there, but I won't help you.
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It's a bit rude to mention Benway in this thread, even in a joking manner, after the Kent incident he was involved in that nearly destroyed TMO in 206.
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also my dad is actually the Blacke Raven of the Shadoe Keepers, a largely ceremonial role that has been handed down through generations of black arts practitioners. Mostly involves guarding the secrets of 'the song of the wynd spirit' and the 'damning chants of He Who Walks In The Earth'.
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because he's the blacke raven, i get to be lumbered with the catchy wood-name of 'the childe of our sorrows', and am gearing up to be raped, butchered, and devoured at a CAMRA festival in Rochester when I finally pass from being 'piglet' to 'boar', at the age of 107 forest years (33).
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you could probably crash round at my parents' place, as long as you don't mind drinking psilocybin infused mead and participating in 'the merrie harvesting of the saplings' with the year tens from the local girls' school.
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You sure there won't be - like - a bit of an atmosphere at your folks' place? Or are they looking forward to it? People can get a bit funny when it comes to sacrificing their kids.
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nah, the casting of the stinking boar into the fertile earth is basically like christmas and the Strictly finals all rolled into one. It'll be a right laugh. My mother will be released when The Nourishment - my excreted remains - is presented to my father. It's hard for piglet-bearers. They make some.. sacrifices.. in order to be worthy of the honour. It's all bollocks, you know, just tradition and stuff, but it's normal for us.
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As I say, it's all sorted now. A car forum 'friend' of mine is going to collect it, as he's going that way anyway. So no need to worry about it.
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