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Niffer
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Mart! Sorry, mart!

I seem to remember that you used to live in Cordoba? I'm going to be there for a couple of days next week. Can you help me have a good time?

Um..hello TMO, I realise that this is a bit specific, so here's a random question for everybody else:

If your undewear matched your current mood, what would you be wearing?

Pants y-Front: I would be wearing pants of fire which would smite mine enemies.

PS this preview pane thing is no fun is it, it takes the have-I-fucked-the-UBB? frisson right out of posting.

EDIT - typing fail.

[ 17.11.2009, 08:48: Message edited by: Niffer ]

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Kanye West
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slightly worn out featurless black trunks. Which I am wearing. And wear every day.
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Kanye West
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I've been to cordoba. It's so hot that you can't move and it feels like you're going to die in the street.
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Niffer
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No wonder Taylor Swift turned you down, dude.

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Ringo

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There's a big old Mosque which is quite nice if you're into that kind of thing.
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mart
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Er, right, well, it depends on what you like doing, really, but here's some help:

The Cathedral-Mosque, obviously. Marvel at the forest of columns, ponder its wonderfulness, be amazed at the juxtoposition of three religions, one god, under the same roof, etc.

Most visits to the Mosque are followed by a beer and a slice of tortilla from Bar Santos, on the, er, east side of the Courtyard of Ablutions.

Talking of food, I absolutely insist that you go here. You can tell them you're a friend of mine if you like. I never used to bother ordering there, and just asked Charo the chef to cook whatever she thought I'd like.

A walk across the Roman Bridge is quite nice. For 'nightlife', Soul bar on Claudio Marcelo was always quite popular, as were the bars on Carnicerías, though I have no idea whether they're still there and what the general movida is.

How is that for starters? Where are you staying? What are you doing there. Etc.

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Kanye West
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yes it has a variety of different kinds of architecture, quite strikingly contrasted.
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Niffer
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quote:
Originally posted by Ringo:
There's a big old Mosque which is quite nice if you're into that kind of thing.

Thanks Ringo.

Now tell me about your pants.

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Kanye West
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ringo wears those ones that steve-o wears, where you don't have anything covering your bottom, just two elastic straps under your cheeks.
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Niffer
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quote:
Originally posted by mart:
Er, right, well, it depends on what you like doing, really, but here's some help:

The Cathedral-Mosque, obviously. Marvel at the forest of columns, ponder its wonderfulness, be amazed at the juxtoposition of three religions, one god, under the same roof, etc.

Most visits to the Mosque are followed by a beer and a slice of tortilla from Bar Santos, on the, er, east side of the Courtyard of Ablutions.

Talking of food, I absolutely insist that you go here. You can tell them you're a friend of mine if you like. I never used to bother ordering there, and just asked Charo the chef to cook whatever she thought I'd like.

A walk across the Roman Bridge is quite nice. For 'nightlife', Soul bar on Claudio Marcelo was always quite popular, as were the bars on Carnicerías, though I have no idea whether they're still there and what the general movida is.

How is that for starters? Where are you staying? What are you doing there. Etc.

Cool, thanks muchly. It's a combination of work and holiday, I have a meeting in Madrid on Friday one in Cadiz on Wednesday and one in Seville on Thursday.

Now I love Madrid but I've not seen much of Adulusia, so I figured I'd have a bit of a nose around.

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Kanye West
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why are you back on tmo, the niffer.
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Niffer
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quote:
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ringo wears those ones that steve-o wears, where you don't have anything covering your bottom, just two elastic straps under your cheeks.

Figures.

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Kanye West
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yeah he's disgusting lol
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mart
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Cádiz is lovely. Really really beautiful, delicious seafood.

Seville is just tiring, though very pretty.

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Niffer
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quote:
Originally posted by Kanye West:
why are you back on tmo, the niffer.

I need a reason? I lurk but I don't play video games and I have really uninteresting lunches.

[ 17.11.2009, 09:10: Message edited by: Niffer ]

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Kanye West
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I just wondered why now. It's obviously lovely to see you again, the niffer.
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Niffer
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quote:
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Cádiz is lovely. Really really beautiful, delicious seafood.

Seville is just tiring, though very pretty.

Yeah? I have friends in Seville so I'm just planning to sit back and be a passenger.

Mostly I'm just excited about the fact it'll be 20 degrees and sunny. God, I'm so English.

[ 17.11.2009, 09:14: Message edited by: Niffer ]

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Niffer
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I just wondered why now. It's obviously lovely to see you again, the niffer.

Likewise, but I'm not doing you unless you get better pants, Kayne. I expected something with a bit more shizzle.

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mart
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Yeah.
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Kanye West
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surely black trunks are the best pants for men.
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I'm wearing some blue chequered boxer shorts. I'm nto sure what this says about me. I'm not sure how my current mood could be expressed via the medium of underwear to be honest.
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Kanye West
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this would be more fun if you just posted a picture of your underwear, the niffer.
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Niffer
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Black trunks are good, it's the "slightly worn-ou" that frankly displays a lack of respect for your ho.

Don't worry Ringo, Benway's got it covered (or not) for you.

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Niffer
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quote:
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this would be more fun if you just posted a picture of your underwear, the niffer.

Really?

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mart
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While in a mosque.
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yeah, really.
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Kanye West
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especially now my own underwear has been so cruelly dissed.
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Kanye West
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and my attitude towards my girlfriend has been attacked.
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Niffer
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OK.

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Ringo

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You've really got me stumped now. I'm trying to think of a type of underpant that best represents boredom and apathy. And an overwhelming desire not to go shopping after work. Maybe a pair of plain grey underpants. Reasonable condition, fair quality, plain grey. Not overly comfy, but no danger of chafing. Just pure functional underpantage. Which deals with the boredom. What about apathy. Maybe they could be slightly soiled from a few days' use. Never cleaning or changing your underpants is a sign of an apathetic disposition.

How to express my desire not to go shopping though. Maybe a picture of a shopping centre on the arse, with a red line through it. Like a no smoking sign.

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The mosque may be more tricky though.

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Kanye West
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I've been in a mosque. In morocco. Was okay.
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Niffer
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Did they have a view on you taking photographs of your underpants?

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I can't remember. I didn't pay much attention. I was bored.
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Kanye West:
I just wondered why now. It's obviously lovely to see you again, the niffer.

Likewise, but I'm not doing you unless you get better pants, Kayne. I expected something with a bit more shizzle.
Thats a bit harsh, its not like he said white Y-fronts. That would be a crime
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