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ben

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Bottle-necked, bottle
Nose; London stress has killed you!
Whale not meat again.

[Frown]

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Dr. Benway

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A dead grey whale
Gently bobs in winter filth:
Londoners are ****

[ 23.01.2006, 10:11: Message edited by: Dr. Benway ]

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I have shit on you, son

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Roy
Mohammed the Gay Ninja

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You were on TV
Like eastenders or corrie
Now you are just soap

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Vogon Poetess

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Faster than lightning
(They called him Flipper, Flipper)
See the tourists cry.

Does the haiku have to actually make sense?

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What I object to is the colour of some of these wheelie bins and where they are left, in some areas outside all week in the front garden.

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Black Mask

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They said they loved you,
But never even gave you
A name. Did they, Bob?

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sweet

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herbs

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Get me off this barge.
Life means nothing since I missed
Aquarium turning

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Benny the Ball
"oh, hold me"

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Gone from sea to river,
Like Vera Lynn would say,
"Whale meat again..."

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If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down

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H1ppychick
We all prisoners, chickee-baby.
We all locked in.

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Now Orca, you ain't
If you were, you'd know for sure
"Front rows will get wet".

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i'm expressing my inner anguish through the majesty of song

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Thorn Davis

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Soon you'll be old news
Overshawdowed by cute
Pandas in Hyde Park

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jonesy999

"Call me Snake"

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This is the news: bong!
Bong!...Ding dong the whale is dead!
Bong!...And now the weather.

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jonesy999

"Call me Snake"

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Saviour of the boards
Kept us buoyant all Friday
Sinking now. Goodbye.

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Niffer
Een beetje vreemd, maar wel lekker!

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There is a tide for
Everything. For living and
Diving. And fish. Fin.

So long and thanks for
All the fish, my arse. I starved
You stupid fuckers.

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Seek help, possibly medication.

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jonesy999

"Call me Snake"

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Listen to Nutkins!
What the fuck is wrong with you?
You fucking spastics.

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Black Mask

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O' whale, big of brain,
Why swim round the globe to die
By Canvey Island?

[ 23.01.2006, 10:53: Message edited by: Black Mask ]

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sweet

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Roy
Mohammed the Gay Ninja

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Call me Ishmael
I know the sea from river
Unlike you, you prat

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H1ppychick
We all prisoners, chickee-baby.
We all locked in.

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Look, endangered whales,
You're shit at reading maps. No
Wonder you're so fucked.

[ 23.01.2006, 11:18: Message edited by: H1ppychick ]

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i'm expressing my inner anguish through the majesty of song

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Niffer
Een beetje vreemd, maar wel lekker!

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Any culling of
The population of W(h)ales
Rocks. So long Taffy.

[ 23.01.2006, 11:19: Message edited by: Niffer ]

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Seek help, possibly medication.

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jonesy999

"Call me Snake"

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"It's stopped moving, boss."
"OK, this project is dead
In the water, folks".

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Doctor Agamemnon When

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Whale, The London Eye
Used to know is no good for
Cetacean visits.

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Not poems and rubbish - SCIENCE!
The Wonderful World of Dr. When

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Dr. Benway

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quote:
Originally posted by jonesy999:
Listen to Nutkins!
What the fuck is wrong with you?
You fucking spastics.

Jonesy, the mainichi news allow haiku submissions. It would be criminal not to give this to the world.

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I have shit on you, son

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MiscellaneousFiles

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This thread rocks through a text to speech program.
The stealthiest way to read TMO.

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Darryn.R
TMO Admin

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Oh, Whale meat again
I don't know where, don't know when
But not in the Thames.

[ 23.01.2006, 12:31: Message edited by: Darryn.R ]

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my own brother a god dam shit sucking vampire!!! you wait till mum finds out buddy!

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zebraboy
TMO Member

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I am but a whale
on my way to perivale
someone's pissed in this

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Doctor Agamemnon When

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This water tastes odd.
I think I took a wrong turn
At Clacton-On-Sea.

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Not poems and rubbish - SCIENCE!
The Wonderful World of Dr. When

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