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We didn't do it in the end. We talked about it, we made a pact, promised to wank furiously until we had enough tadpoles to fill a lolly mould, but, well, that post-coital comedown thing, it just prevented it from ever happening. You’re never less motivated to hop down to your parents freezer with your PJs around your ankles in the middle of the night than when you’ve got a sticky belly.
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Hey. There's money to be made in this. Instead of tedious messing around with liquid nitrogen, turkey-basters, et al, artificial insemination could be performed with a frozen lolly of Jonesy&Pals Sperm, in a Milko shape. You remember, the long thing ones... As it melts within the lady, off go the sperms. It can't lose.
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Louche
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I'm here for a bit as I'm meeting mates at half five. But I'm too busy diagnosing myself with DVT, sciatica and all sorts of other exciting and painful things to post. The internet is fucking great if you're a hypochondriac.
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One of my friends had DVT because she was in a job which involved flying a lot. And no, she's not an air hostess. But she is gorgeous, rich and single. Bitch.
Anyway - she had to take Warfarin which is like really fucking nasty stuff and she had to stay off the booze for quite a while - my brain wants me to say 6 months for effect but I think it was actually 3 months.
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Louche
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I think the DVT was a misdiagnosis. I'm now more inclined to think I have Tertiary Lyme disease. Can you drink with that, does anyone know?
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H1ppychick
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I don't know, but I think you become insane and froth at the mouth so you probably wouldn't notice any side effects from drinking, one way or another.
I could be making this up.
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Louche
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Fantastic.
My mate, with her years of experince working as a funding manager in the civil service, which obviously more than qualifies her for this shit, has decided it's end stage renal failure. I really don't think you can drink with that.
turbo
Gold..... What is it good for? You can't eat it, you can't smoke it, yet everybody wants it.
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Nah, you've got DVT. Come on - you flew recently. And I'm sure you wore tights at some point. Definitely DVT
ETA: As an ice creamoholic, I vaguely remember carrot ice cream (not very nice), cucumber ice cream (OK'ish) and another flavour that was white. Potato? Onion? Parsnip?
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quote:Originally posted by H1ppychick: One of my friends had DVT because she was in a job which involved flying a lot. And no, she's not an air hostess.
*scratching head* Bomb aimer on a Flying Fortress?
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Sorry. I'm cunted. I've been 'on it' for days. EGypt trommorow. Hurrah for sleep books and sun. God I love the Burger King king.
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I like what you're doing there herbsey
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