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H1ppychick
We all prisoners, chickee-baby.
We all locked in.
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A return of the normal bored Friday thread topic.

Tonight:
Swim followed by visit to friend, involving takeaway curry and mutual support of third, depressed friend *Contains mild peril*

Tomorrow:
Grocery shopping followed by netsurfing and call-making in a no-doubt fruitless attempt to arrange a ski trip in March, then watching of the King of Sports (ruggerbee), then eating ofmelted cheese and drinking of wine
*Contains violence and several instances of obscenity*

Sunday:
No plans, possibly retail therapy, scoffing food in hungover manner, Munich. Contains no action*

You?

[ 07.04.2006, 05:42: Message edited by: H1ppychick ]

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ralph

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Tonight:
House cleaning, in preperation for the new baby.

Tomorrow:
Taking trash to the dump. Grocery shopping. House cleaning, in preperation for the new baby.

Sunday:
Pay bills. House cleaning, in preperation for the new baby.

Please kill me.

[ 03.02.2006, 11:04: Message edited by: ralph ]

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jonesy999

"Call me Snake"
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Have house to myself, so will defeat hangover by sitting in my pants, eating curry, drinking wine and swearing at the corpse of TMO.
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MiscellaneousFiles

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Saturday:
  • Trawl round DIY / art / hobby shops looking for a block of foam to complete my latest project - a Guitar Effects Briefcase.
  • Become furious whilst trying to fix a PHP dynamic text image script which has suddenly stopped working for no apparent reason.
  • Record some vicious guitars into Cubase.
Sunday:
  • Do a bit of gardening.
  • Read the paper.
  • Smoke.

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jonesy999

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That's just tonight. The rest of the weekend? Who knows!
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Abby
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I am torn between going to a mates house and going to a birthday thing in a club. The crucial issue is will the sympathy broken-up-with-boyfriend drinks haul make it financially viable?

On Saturday I am helping someone transport a giant bean bag from Camden to Angel without the aid of a car…

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Vogon Poetess

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Friday
Do weekly shop. At Sainsbury's I think, although it's a bit further to walk. Play Sepultura very loudly whilst epilating legs. Bubble bath and facepack. Video: yet to be decided.

Saturday
Meet up with BBC forum at Sandown to take on the bookies.
*possible "date" with tall, dark good looking boy on Sat night* Exciting, huh?

Sunday
Field research into football pubs for my birthday. Malaria and molecular modelling CD roms. Read V For Vendetta.

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What I object to is the colour of some of these wheelie bins and where they are left, in some areas outside all week in the front garden.

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Abby
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quote:
epilating legs. Bubble bath and facepack
quote:
*possible "date" with tall, dark good looking boy on Sat night*
VP is totally going to have sex! [Eek!]
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London

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quote:
Originally posted by Vogon Poetess:
*possible "date" with tall, dark good looking boy on Sat night*

Don't do it Veep! Or eight months down the line, you'll end up with a Friday night that looks like this:

quote:

FRIDAY: Spend afternoon involved in farcical maneuvering to get ticket for gig (which I did not want to go to anyway because ex would be there). My efforts to blag ticket for friend ends in *me* having to review gig for magazine but not allowed a plus one, so now seeing of ex unavoidable. In attempt to keep control of situation plus utter fear of attending gigs alone I text ex saying we should go together. But then plus one was reinstated, now my psycho friend is coming after all so must attempt to keep her from ‘confronting’ ex about being crap/evil to me. Major pitfalls: me shagging ex, me / friend revealing extent and depth of our hatred for ex, me being too nice to ex, me being too nasty to ex, ex getting off with someone else, ex accidentally getting roofied and thrown under the silverlink --

You don't want to sound like this, do you? To worry about this crap? Don't be like me, VP! Pathetic like me. Be free.

STAY SOLO.
STAY SINGLE.
SEW IT UP.

DO NOT SUCCUMB TO THE WOES OF WOOED WOMEN!

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jnhoj
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meet me
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cocktavernafter work i amwith nwodthisis likr bladerunnner with a worse keyboard!!!!!

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MiscellaneousFiles

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quote:
Originally posted by Vogon Poetess:
Play Sepultura very loudly whilst epilating legs.

LOL. Roots Bloody Roots would seem apt.
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jnhoj
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yay!1

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jnhoj
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plz. it willbe rad.

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doc d
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today:
shave head, pick up cd-j, listen to lots of records, watch a film, arrange last details of party tomorrow. buy records.

tomorrow:
stay in bed, get a manicure, get food, get a shirt?, play some records before going out,
go to party (mine), drink, dance (hope that someone plays "only the strong survive").

sunday:
bed, stay in. superbowl. maybe. drink hangover cures. maybe go to the bloody mary bar in the village. hair of the dog.


DO NOT DO WORK

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Toilet Duck
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quote:
Originally posted by Abby:
On Saturday I am helping someone transport a giant bean bag from Camden to Angel without the aid of a car…

I wish I still lived in London, this sounds like so much fun.

Friday
Wait for Mr Duck to come home, eat the food he brings me, watch TV, do yoga DVD, maybe do a little cry (it's been a bad day).

Saturday
Stay in my jammies all day. Eat lots of Hula Hoops and maybe play some more Perplex City.

Sunday
Go shopping. Find food. Eat food.

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vikram

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i've got people coming round to see the flat. they all seem to be french [Confused] just took a few pix of my place to add to the online ads. this is fun.

other than that i have no plans for the weekend at all.

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dang65
it's all the rage
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Get up at crack of sparrow fart on Saturday morning to drive to London and sell car to nice man that lives round the back of Hampton Court and obvously needs a Land Rover more than we do.

Go and get hire car from Fulham. Try and arrange to forget to have lunch till about 3.20pm when will suddenly remember that I'm starving hungry just as I pass a nice comfy pub with a sign saying "Watch England v Wales here - kick off 3.30pm - Kronenburg half price" scrawled on a blackboard outside.

Go shopping up town with car money. Stay in hotel in town with car money. Get up Sunday and count change (hopefully). Drive back to the Northern parts. Drop hire car off at Manchester Airport. Start walking and cycling everywhere.

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H1ppychick
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quote:
Originally posted by H1ppychick:
watching of the King of Sports (ruggerbee)

Heh heh. Where's VOP when a good Welsh-mocking is called for?

Also: MINJ, your lot were nearly beaten (should have been beaten) by a bunch of pretty-boy Eyeties. Apart from the one with the lamb-chops - he's not so pretty.

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Bandy
Watchoo talkin' 'bout

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What about the French? Can we mock the French? There must be someone French on here? You got beaten by Scotland. Scotland.

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Ringo

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My weekend consisted of the following:

Friday night

Got home from annoyingly long training course learning how to take apart laptops and put them back together. Took 2 Sudafed for cripplingly painful sinuses and retired to bed watching DVD of Duckman. Woke up several hours later, staggered about the house in a daze for a bit, then went back to bed.

Saturday

Got up early feeling fairly refreshed after Friday night's long sleeping session. Unpacked the last of my clothes and waited in for my parents to drop over yet more of my stuff which I've got no space for. Sorry, for which I have no space. Went shopping with housemate. Spent over a ton on various healthy fresh foods and several kitchen items which we were needing. Amazed to find a whole week's shopping plus kitchen goods actually all fit in the back of my Mazda. Those nips have got the tardis thing licked.

Saturday night

Friends over, takeaway, lots of hoegarden followed by vodka. Stagger to bed in the most dignified way possible despite being absolutely cunted.

Sunday

Flicked on Men and Motors and sat eating Weetabix and drinking OJ until the pain went away. Retrieve cigarettes from the fridge. Mmmm it's 38% cooler than smoking a regular cigarette. More friends drop over. Drink cheap lager and play network computer games with friends and housemate until silly o'clock. Sleep.

Oh, I moved out of my parents' house btw. Love it.

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Dr. Benway

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well done - but go easy on the booze! [Smile]

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Dr. Benway

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anyway, on Friday I was out with mickey t and jhonj, drinking. saturday I went to a dvd fair to hustle for my lunch, followed by a trip to cinema and then a meal in chinatown. yesterday I did nothing at all, although I watched Gangs of New York and liked it much more than I thought I would.

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Vogon Poetess

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Saturday: backed a winner; rode a winner.

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What I object to is the colour of some of these wheelie bins and where they are left, in some areas outside all week in the front garden.

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Dr. Benway

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saucy.

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Darryn.R
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quote:
Originally posted by Vogon Poetess:
rode a winner.

So tell us, who was the lucky chap and do we hear wedding bells ? [Roll Eyes]

My weekend here [Frown]

[ 06.02.2006, 07:49: Message edited by: Darryn.R ]

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Ringo

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Darryn is your waist really only 33cms? I think you should go see a doctor m8
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Roy
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I am enjoying your diary, Daryn. Agree with you about King Kong.

My weekend was:

Friday - Visit wedding venue to watch future wife and someone from the hotel talk about flowers for five hours. Then went and bought shoes, then went round my mum's to watch future wife and mother talk about flowers for five hours.

Saturday - Stayed in, completed Killzone. Went for a jog.

Sunday - Watched Munich. I liked it, but felt it lost its way towards the end. Dug the clothes. I was busing for a piss, too. Watched a recording of Spurs beating Charlton 3-1. Phoned up all Charlton supporting friends, including my brother, who is Thailand at the moment.

[ 06.02.2006, 08:01: Message edited by: Roy ]

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Vogon Poetess

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quote:
Originally posted by Darryn.R:
quote:
Originally posted by Vogon Poetess:
rode a winner.

So tell us, who was the lucky chap and do we hear wedding bells ? [Roll Eyes]

My weekend here [Frown]

A lady never reveals her secrets.

Might be worth getting a doctor to check your blood pressure, Darryn, no point in worrying about it. Also, you don't have to cut out EVERYTHING fun. The odd lardy treat won't kill you. I was drinking from 11.30 am on Sat, on an empty stomach and I can confirm that this was a "bad idea".

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Darryn.R
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I'm not that worried about it, I just seem to have slumped into a downward spiral of expectation where I always expect the worst.

I'm going to see the quack I expect, I think I should leave it till I've been doing this healthy kick for a week though just to see if any other oddness shows up.

[Wink]

[ 06.02.2006, 08:11: Message edited by: Darryn.R ]

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Darryn.R
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quote:
Originally posted by Ringo:
Darryn is your waist really only 33cms? I think you should go see a doctor m8

Doh.

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Bandy
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quote:
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my brother, who is Thailand at the moment.

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Roy
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lol
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H1ppychick
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Christ, Bandy. How bored were you this morning?

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Boy Racer
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Big hooray for VP and her cobweb remover.

My weekend...

Friday
Planned:Go to gym, stay in and watch IT Crowd and My Names is Earl, don't drink too much beer.
Actual: Go to gym, stay in and watch IT Crowd, get call from lady inviting me to late open pub, go to late open pub, drink too much beer.

Saturday
Planned: Get big cash out of bank, liase with decorating assistants about times of arrival, decorating, drunkeness.
Actual: Get big cash out of bank, assistant one down due to booze injuries, pick up assistant two, decorating (2 blisters achieved in battle with a century of wallpaper), drunkeness round assistant two's.

Sunday:
Planned: Nope
Actual: Lazy day of food and films.

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Good Fairy
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quote:
Originally posted by Darryn.R:
[QUOTE]My weekend here [Frown]

Nah, you are not going to die based on that one!
try the Flora Procative Blood Pressure drinks, if you're that worried.
Also some of the BP machines can be unreliable, check if it complies to the AAMI-SP10 regs,if so, it will be more accurate.

You have to factor in the stress you are going through at the mo' and its day 6, so dont beat yourself up over it.
You could try seeing your Doc, but he would probably just monitor you for a bit, before rushing in with medication.

but, you know you can always drop me a line, matey! [Wink]

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