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Due to a debilitating hangover and chronic lack of sleep, I have only been able to produce this RUBBISH piece of graphical manipulation in order to wish my fabulous sister, Miss Lisa Ubertrick Payne, a HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHDAY!!!!
I have also only just posted this thread, at 17.11 on a Friday. That is just sooooo lame. I wonder, can any of our readers do any better in wishing Ubertrick a happy birthday? It's tomorrow, so you've still got time to make this thread really fucking count.
Here it comes now. No laughing. Not even from Misc.
Have an excellent VAOerobics birthday, lovely love!
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Have an excellent VAOerobics birthday, lovely love!
This is what we will be doing tomorrow night, you know there is no escaping it.
Sidney's picture, Barry's picture and Mikee's picture are all doing a fight for my favourite one right now. My three favourite things, how's a girl supposed to choose?
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Happy birthday Uber! I hope you notice that I am posting on your actual birthday and hence being lovely and considerate, as opposed to just being far too late to any thread on the board.
(Have a lovely day, and enjoy yr shindig...)
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It is my (late) birthday shindig tonight also vikram, or I would have been all like 'dude! yes!' to that. And if it were not Uber's birthday party tonight, I would have been all like 'come to my birthday party!'.
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Then we would have like totally hung out for three days in a row! And to think, on Wednesday I didn't even know you at all (apart from on the internet). God bless mama internet!
Other awesome things that the internet has done recently: taught 20 y/o's about the g-spot. (Apparently). I must get that link and send it to like ALL THE BOYS WE KNOW.
Look at the birthday awesomeness:
Beautiful wine glasses and necklace, DONKEY KONGA BONGOS and HELLO KITTY RAVE STICK. OMFG! My birthday rules and its still 5 hours 'til my party!
I'M SO EXCITED!
Plus last night I walked into a club to see that someone mystery admirer had put this sign all over the place:
The I heart LMP one, the Britney one was a later present from a friend. Ok the initials LMP aren't as catchy as AMP but they're the only ones I've got. Actually that's not true, I'm still LMB but I don't think that's any better.
I'll stop now.
This is my face with my bongos and rave stick (which is definitely totally NOT the hello kitty vibrator, ok?!)
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No, it's my fault. I was a bad sister by not posting this thread till after 5pm on a Friday. It's not too late to send your birthday greetings to Ubertrick, dudes! Let the partying continue!
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I have just the one set of bongos but our neighbour phoned up and complained about them last night so we're not allowed to play it after 9.30pm! She was really nice about it though, she said that the party on Saturday had been fine but the bongos made her not able to hear herself think!
Number 11 didn't appreciate our party though and sent the environmental health round to tell us to turn it down! They didn't even have the guts to come and speak to us first. AND some bastard did a sick in our bathroom sink and blocked the U-bend up.
I can't get the U-bend off because it's metal and weird and I had to spend time yesterday scooping all the sickie water out of the sink which was incredibly disgusting. If we find out who did this we're going to PUNCH you and make you come and un-sick the U-Bend.
I HAD THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER! And the post-party pub yesterday was cool. YAY!
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You local enviromental health are a bit heavy handed aren't they? I thought usually the procedure is to ask first and if it persists then to call them? Was your party so loud that you couldn't hear them ringing the doorbell?
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Only one set? You must get another, while the joy of simultaneous two player bongoing is in itself justification, you could also come round mine (my neighbours seem incredibly tolerant thus far) for the full four player experience. Four player Don't Stop Me Now? You know it makes sense.
Also, they sell evil chemical things to unblock matter filled u-bends.
Glad you had a good one.
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yes happy birthday leza, and I'm sorry I couldn't make it. Glad it was a good one though
as for DK, I'm a fan of 99 red ballons, on which I can get gold at gorilla level. Which isn't that hard I suppose, once you practise. I find that putting a feather pillow underneath the bongos can help to prevent neighbour abuse. I'm yet to play with more than one set of bongos tho
quote:Originally posted by Boy Racer: Also, they sell evil chemical things to unblock matter filled u-bends.
Get down to your local Robert Dyas and buy some industrial strength drain cleaner. It's little more than a bottle of Alien blood and somehow manages to weigh 1.8Kg per litre. It'll burn through practically anything, including your own flesh if you're not careful, so it will make short work of your vom-clog. Also - owning this stuff makes you feel like a deranged chemist or maybe a terrorist.
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