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Said the attendant in the the supermarket to Misc trying to buy a bottle of White Lightning last weekend. Seems they think Misc is only 17 when he is in fact a good decade older than that, on this day, the year of our lord, two thousandy sick.
So lets kick off the precedings with a quick song and dance from those lovable AT-ST destroying furries, the Ewoks:
Yub nub, eee chop yub nub, toe meet toe pee chee keene, g'noop dock fling oh ah. Yah wah, eee chop yah wah, toe meet toe pee chee keene, g'noop dock fling oh ah Coat ee chah tu yub nub, Coat ee chah tu yah wah, Coat ee chah tu glo wah. allay loo ta nuv Glo wah, eee chop glo wah, ya glo wah pee chu nee foam, ah toot dee awe goon daa. Coat ee cha tu goo (Yub nub!) coat ee cha tu doo (Yah wah!) coat ee cha tu too (ya chaa!) allay loo tu nuv (3 times) Glo wah, eee chop glo wah. Ya glow wah pee chu nee foam, ah toot dee awe goon daa allay loo tu nuv.
That was just lovely.
Wil: But this isn't about Warrick Davis monpolising on every midget acting role in Hollywood, this is about a great guy, Misc. In all my time that I was thrown off the Star Trek series, Misc came back to me. He would jump online and come straight to me to read anecdotes of my online pranks and japes throughout my career. He didn't judge me when I confided to my loyal fanbase that it was in fact me, who killed River Phoenix by introducing a slow acting poison to his water source in his trailer, but escaped jail when River was wrongly diagnosed as getting ripped to the tits on speedballs and cheap bitches. Misc has always been a good friend, have a happy birthday Misc. This thread is for you. And now, The Mad Capsule Markets singer Kyono will bake Misc a cake. I think you all know what that means *places industrial headphones on*
Kyono steps onto the stage and stands there, looking humble
Wil: ...Hello Kyono
Kyono: ...
Wil: *takes headphones off* I hear you are here to ‘bake Miscellaneous Files a cake’? *puts them back on quickly*
Kyono: *nods*
Wil: *takes off headphones, holds them suspiciously in one hand* So, aha, ha where is this cake then?
Kyono points over to a cake. It is really far away, balanced on some steps that lead off into the rafters of the stage. The camera struggles to focus on it. The cameraman tries really hard to focus but resigns to cut back to Kyono who places both palms together and bows his head slightly.
Wil: Ok, Finally we’re going to hear from undoubtedly one of the most respected Jedi Knights and five time Prince of Whales award winner: Yoda.
Rnnngh, Birthday it is. Files Miscellaneous it are. Being a bollock of green and hair I am, wishes you many greetings and shiz. Emememememem!
Wil: Well that about wraps up the all singing and dancing sci-fi and noise birthday special. I think you’ll all join me, in either saying Happy Birthday to Misc, or avoiding posting today, so that you can pretend you didn’t see the thread. Just kidding folks!
Hammamy Birthamum Meh!
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Happy birthday shenanigans mister, hope you have a bloody marvellous day (well as marvellous as a day can get when spent in Reading..)
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I got ID'd this weekend when B19GF and I tried to get into our friends bands gig! "Got any ID, loves?" says the bouncer. "I'm 32!" I laugh "Yeah, yeah. I'm 42. You got any ID?" "Er, no. Really, I'm 32." B19GF "She really is." "Yeah, sure... Anyway, you can both go in now." "Um, thanks!"
I've arranged for this cheery birthday clown to burst excitedly into your bedroom at the precise moment when confused bleary hangover turns into The Fear tomorrow morning.
Also, birthday love to those whose threads I missed recently.
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A tramp goes into a hardware shop and asks the guy behind the counter for two bottle of meths. The guy looks him up and down and says, "I'm sorry, I'm not selling you the meths. I suspect you intend to drink it..."
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Thanks for the kind wishes and surprising photos, everyone.
Just to confirm - I was actually buying a bottle of single malt for father's day (not White Lightning, lol) when I got ID'd. I told the Tescoid that I was rapidly approaching my 28th birthday and he looked at me as if I'd just asked him where to find the Tesco Finest Child Porn...
I got some cool toys this year. I'm sure you agree that Anakin Skywalker (from The Phantom Menace) looks the business when adorned with a Vader helmet:
I'm off to tidy myself up enough to be allowed into a restaurant.
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