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herbs

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... about an exhibition about glory holes. Yes, those sort.
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jonesy999

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Suck it and see

Coming soon to a gallery near you: The Boy Next Door.

Piss Artist.

[ 14.06.2006, 12:16: Message edited by: jonesy999 ]

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herbs

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Nice one.

Are they generally in public lavs? I'm wondering if the word relief can be employed somehow... the gist is, the curator is defending the exhibition against fuddy duddy trustees

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jonesy999

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National Pork Trait Gallery.
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Hand Masters
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jonesy999

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quote:
Originally posted by herbs:
Nice one.

Are they generally in public lavs?

It would take some of the surprise out of it if they weren't.

[ 14.06.2006, 12:20: Message edited by: jonesy999 ]

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jonesy999

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Pop art.
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Arthechoke.
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Another Dick in the Wall
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herbs

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[roy walker] It's good, but it's not right [/i]

I think I'm going to have to fall back on 'so and so stands up in face of opposition', or some such. Slip it in quietly, like.

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Cottage industry

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Boner contention

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Bona contention

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Herbs herbs!!

Armitage Wanks.

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New Way Of Decay

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U-bend?

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Holey Apparent?

Balls to the wall?

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Un'hole'y Row?
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herbs

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Good work. I particularly like cottage industry and armitage wanks. Sadly the page is now out of my hands... I did manage to sneak a rude in, however.
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Ars(e) disputandi?

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Ooh, very good!

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New Way Of Decay

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I thought of Peeping John this morning, but I'm not sure it really works in any way, you know other than John is another name for toilet and another mans name, but I was filled with elation and then suddenly shame that, well it's not witty or clever. I did however suddenly think up Havana Blast! for some kind of Cuban/Holiday experience when I remembered nobody was asking for funny headlines about going on holiday in Cuba. As you can imagine, after this came a bit more of that shame stuff I was talking about.

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herbs

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In the end I went for "XX stands firm in the face of critics", which was kinda under-the-radar rude.

Though "Future of Glory Hole goes to the toss" would also have been good.

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quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
I thought of Peeping John

John Peel.

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quote:
Originally posted by herbs:

Though "Future of Glory Hole goes to the toss" would also have been good.

If they win you could go with:
"One in the eye for Glory Hole critics"

Actually,

"Critics slam Glory Hole." would've been quite good.

Or...

"Glory Hole leaves critics open-mouthed"

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"Don't knock it 'til you've tried it"

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Reality Bites

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Holy Exhibitionists, Batman!

I should totally work for The Sun...

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New Way Of Decay

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Did Batman and Robin use glory holes then?

POW! ZARN! BUM!

LOL:
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that reminds me
i watched flash gordon for the first time last night
flash gordon prob knows a bit about black holes

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[ 15.06.2006, 06:56: Message edited by: Grianagh ]

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herbs

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Brilliant! Another story's running this week, this time about the fact that the trustee, paying for the exhibish, didn't know what Glory Hole actually meant.

I've suggested 'boy next door' and 'eye opener'. Any more?

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'Trustee surprised by Glory Hole exhibition'

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herbs

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it's got to be short. And a liddle bit risque as it's a diary story.
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Bugger.

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Mourning 'Glory'
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herbs

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Nice one Thorn. I'll keep that in reserve for when the exhibition ends.
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Glory, glory hole-lelujah?

You know...after the famous negro spiritual?

[ 21.06.2006, 10:06: Message edited by: ralph ]

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