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London

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<exciteable girly voice> Hey you know we were talking about those ace mary jane shoes from Office? Well I went to Office on Oxford St last night and they are doing a deal on ALL SHOES where if you buy one pair, the second pair is half price! So I bought TWO PAIRS, one in black and one in grey. Yummy. So I just thought I'd let you know, just in case you wanted to go back and get some more like you were thinking.

That's all really! Bye now! Nothing to see here.

eta: I would have posted it in the original thread but I can't find it anywhere.
[Mad]

[ 07.11.2006, 09:36: Message edited by: London ]

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herbs

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That is ACE. And what's more, I have some time to kill this evening, AND need some smart shoes for going to Barrow in Furness at the end of the week. I know, I know... pearls before swine. But what colour? Though the choice may be limited - there'll be no size 6s left, only freakoid 4s and 8s.
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H1ppychick
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speaking as a freakoid 4 (and sometimes a 3), may i say 'oi!' to that?

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New Way Of Decay

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Size fucking 3? Do your toes stick straight out of your ankles? How the fuck do you walk downhill?

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Jimmy Big Nuts
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size 3 is the best size. On women I mean.

[ 07.11.2006, 10:03: Message edited by: Jimmy Big Nuts ]

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[ 07.11.2006, 10:06: Message edited by: vikram ]

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herbs

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Surely you fall over in a high wind? You never see a clown do that, now do you.
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New Way Of Decay

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Size 3? Jesus. They would leave knuckle duster shaped footprints in the sand.

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Louche
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quote:
Originally posted by herbs:
only freakoid 4s and 8s.

Way to insult two perfectly nice TMOers, Herbs.
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Thorn Davis

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God, if that big feet/ big cock thing is true, size threes must have tiny cocks. Non-existent, even. Just, like. A slimy tunnel, leading up to a cavern.

[ 07.11.2006, 10:15: Message edited by: Thorn Davis ]

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Jack Vincennes
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quote:
Originally posted by herbs:
only freakoid 4s and 8s.

8 is actually a stealth common shoe size, I always find lovely shoes while shopping only to be told I can't have them because the other lady in London with big feet has already claimed them as her own. I did get a pair of these last Saturday, though. Still looking at my feet in joy every five minutes.
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herbs

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Gosh, I had no idea there were so many foot-freaks aboard. Jack - nice. Though Camper shoes stretch so much, you should have bought a six. They'd be an eight in no time. Oh yes.
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New Way Of Decay

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quote:
Originally posted by Thorn Davis:
God, if that big feet/ big cock thing is true, size threes must have tiny cocks. Non-existent, even. Just, like. A slimy tunnel, leading up to a cavern.

Baaannnnnnnnnnnnnnner!!!!!!!!!!

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H1ppychick
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it's true, thorn, i have no cock.

i wish my feet were bigger, i'm always falling over and twisting my ankles :glum: and i'm sure the fault lies with my tiny tiny feet and not at all to do with me being a clumsy heffalump.

it's also really fun when tottering around on stilettos on grass at things like weddings. oh yes. fun fun fun.

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herbs

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Lots of interesting shoe size facts here. Such as it seems size six is indeed the most common for ladies, although lots of otherwise normal people have freakishly sized feet, and that UK shoe sizes relate to barleycorns.
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H1ppychick
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you killed the forum.

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I bought two pairs of the maryjanes in six last night, so you could be right. But! Normally I take a 40 but those come up small so I had to get a 39... so maybe you need a 38? Worth checking!!!!!

Those campers are cute. I think Swear is my fave shoe shop in the universe though:

http://www.swear-net.net

/shoes

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New Way Of Decay

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I see why they're called Swear. I nearly did one while looking at those shoes.

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H1ppychick
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Thorn Davis:
God, if that big feet/ big cock thing is true, size threes must have tiny cocks. Non-existent, even. Just, like. A slimy tunnel, leading up to a cavern.

Baaannnnnnnnnnnnnnner!!!!!!!!!!
if you mean for me, :shakyfist:! i am counting the posts until i get to 3k and can get an inappropriate image tag foisted onto me.

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H1ppychick
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ewwwww!

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New Way Of Decay

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Sorry H1ppy. I think I came across all 'duck the witch' because of your fucked up feet.

I've seen some trainers I quite like, but I think Dr BigNuts will call me a **** if I link them.

[ 07.11.2006, 12:05: Message edited by: New Way Of Decay ]

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H1ppychick
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link! link! (i am desperate for entertainment)

and my feets are not fucked up, they are just small, grrr.

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New Way Of Decay

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Recycled Trainers - these ones from prison blankets and car seats

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H1ppychick
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"lining: ex military long johns"

you will be wearing essence of infantry crotch on your feet, heh!

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herbs

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Hippy's shoes, yesterday.

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New Way Of Decay

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It would be an honour to rub our boys-on-the-front-lines cocks inside my trainers.

*salutes the flag*

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[ 07.11.2006, 13:51: Message edited by: Jack Vincennes ]

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nevermind.

[ 07.11.2006, 12:53: Message edited by: rooster ]

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quote:
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It would be an honour to rub our boys-on-the-front-lines cocks inside my trainers.

*salutes the flag*

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quote:
Originally posted by herbs:
Lots of interesting shoe size facts here. Such as it seems size six is indeed the most common for ladie

I am so common. *sigh* It's so annoying being averagely sized. I have the most common shoe size, bra size and dress size. I can never find anything in the sales. Add to this the fact that I'm very tall, meaning I can find very little outside of the sales either.

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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
It would be an honour to rub our boys-on-the-front-lines cocks inside my trainers.

*salutes the flag*

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Poor ralph [Frown]

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Abby
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Oww...I know! They had that offer when I got mine, but I felt so bad about accidentally buying shoes that it didn't occur to me to get two sets until after. :mong:

Also...I am size 8 (healthy, normal etc) and usually get a 42, but these I got in a 40. Madness!

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I got them! But I only got one pair. Also, they do indeed come up large, and they didn't have a five, so I had to get a six, and will have to fill them with insoles.
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Herbs, what was that place you recommended that does nice fragrances for those that aren't really into perfumes? Something in a department store, I think.

I'm trying a "spend your way out of depression" technique. Something that stupid Dr Raj Persaud could never think of. If it works I'll write a book about it.

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