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quote:Originally posted by ralph: Did you even bother to check when his birthday was? Did you? Lazy bastard.
Oh for fucks sake ralph. Let's just check with Zygote. Zygote: was your birthday ok at the time? If not I would like you to have enjoyed the days in between, today and perhaps the next couple of days too.
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I was just calling you on your posts lack of sincerity. Hoping someone has a good one when the day in question was two fucking days ago smacks of insincerity.
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: Zygote: was your birthday ok at the time?
Yeah pretty much. Had to be up early for a snooker tournament, but I had many pints bought for me in my local that night. The fuckers then decided it would be 'hilarious' to submit my name forward for karaoke. Luckily they selected House Of The Rising Sun by The Animals; a song that I easily pulled off. They soon regretted their little prank as they were called forward to sing Take That's Could This Be Magic.... *cackle*
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quote:Originally posted by ralph: I was just calling you on your posts lack of sincerity. Hoping someone has a good one when the day in question was two fucking days ago smacks of insincerity.
That's not my myspace page by the way.
lol, I am ralphybear, the clutchiest strawgrabber this side of patheticsville.
*mimics a down syndrome bear, widly grasping at thin air*
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My old (not age, time) work mentor has one, so that when he sits behind his desk all day in the cold, he can wrap up in it. My nan used to have one, and when I stayed with her I was always convinced that I'd wet the bed and electricute everyone ever.
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It's not really a sign of 'oldness' is it? I mean, there is absolutely nothing wrong with wanting to get into a nice, warm bed at night. It's merely a comfort issue. I can't stand being cold - it is uncouth.
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I'm a naturally warm person - and heat up the bed for both myself and Mrs The Ball - but the downside is that if you wake me up when I'm dreaming, I tend to be drenched in sweat.
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quote:Originally posted by ralph: Just how old did you become on Sunday, Zygote?
Twenty nine.
quote:Young people can usually generate their own warmth.
Yes, I know. Unfortunately there is no central heating in this house. Just two gas fires downstairs and two electric fan heaters. My bedroom sometimes gets very cold at night and I try not to use the fan heaters in my room as they are 2000 watts. They inflict serious damage onto the electricity bill. An electric blanket does not.
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I should have seen this coming. I only moved here recently, after selling my house and ploughing the profit elsewhere. The rent I've agreed here is minimal, which is ideal for me as I build up my 'pot' for buying a new house later this year, when interest rates will have seen prices erode from their current levels.
And yes, there is indeed a toilet outside. There is also one indoors.
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Happy Birthday Zygote. I'm sending wishes live from the London to Brighton line, via mobile wireless technology. What a fucking waste of money. Still, at least I don't need a poo. So, yes, happy, happy birthday.
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