ETA: Kellifer says Friendster reminded her this afternoon. She visited TMO but gave up when she couldn't find the birthday thread, being a little out of practise with the forum, as she is.
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Fuckit, sorry D, happy birthday to the man who's made the last god knows how many years of tedious office life bearable, you're one of a kind dude!
And if I ever get my act sorted and come visit untold quantities of birthday beer will be yours..
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Phew! At last! I thought I was never going to get out of that hostage scenario where I'd been taken prisoner and kept away from a computer all day. The only thing that kept me going was the thought of getting back here and wishing Darryn HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
But what do I find??!! Darryn had to start his own birthday thread. And none of you were even kidnapped like me. God you're a disgrace all of you.
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Jeez, Black Mask, I'm boarder-line losing faith with humanity as it is, and then you put this up! Disappointment rising, anger eating away at inards...
What on earth is wrong with their mouths?
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I'm sitting on the train this morning, falling asleep and waking myself up with my own snoring, and then it occurred to me that I had forgotten something important, something I was supposed to do. Bugged the hell out of me.
Now I've just realised what I forgot, and I am so sorry m9, really I am. And you told me last week at the who gig what day it was! Fuck do I feel like a prize **** .
I think the only thing I can do is get you to the pub sometime soon (before it goes for good) and fill you with beer. Just say when.
quote:Originally posted by Zygote: One of JOEY FcUkiin CARRERA's friends, "Mr. Mafioso" claims to be earning in excess of $250,000 per annum as a 19 year old pimp.
*grinds teeth*
He's Jewish! And he'd like to meet a Burberry condom!
quote:Originally posted by doc d: skin cancer in a couple of years, with all the tanning beds they're using yo.
Or whipped up into a hurricane, dragged out to Bukino Faso and gang raped by a bunch of real life gangster pimp drug dealing sons of bitches with gold teeth and AK-47's, high on Qat and really angry with the west...
I'm so depressed by that site - I...I...we...man built the pyramids, flew to the moon...wrote some of the greatest works of literature and music...and for what? So cock-knockers like that can brag about how much money their parents make, wear eye-liner and man-lip-stick and get drunk and fondle each other...
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Oh noes! It's totally wrong that you had to start your own thread, Dazzler!
Wishing you a wonderful and fabulous 40th and an intensely satisfying year ahead - happy birthday, Darryn!
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quote:U sHoUlDn'T tHrOw StOnEs If U LiVe In A gLaSs HoUsE,AnD iF yOu GoTtA gLaSs JaW,U sHoUlD wAtCh Yo MoUtH!!
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LOL! What a pair of mongs. Matching waxed eyebrows too.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARRYN! 
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Darryn had to start his own birthday thread. And none of you were even kidnapped like me. God you're a disgrace all of you.
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