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mart
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Bloody hell.

Erm, so what would you all use this technology for? Something cheap and tawdry, I imagine. Personally I'd use it to control a razor to shave the guy's goatee and tache off, for a start.

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vikram

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this is so cool. i wish i was quadrapegic
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Zygote
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I saw this atricle yesterday and immediately thought that the 'bionic man' was Peter Kay. He's a dead (well - nearly) ringer for Max, out of Max and Paddy.

I wonder if he could wank himself off with it?

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Zygote
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quote:
Originally posted by Zygote:
I saw this atricle yesterday and immediately thought that the 'bionic man' was Peter Kay. He's a dead (well - nearly) ringer for Max, out of Max and Paddy.

I wonder if he could wank himself off with it?

He's paralysed, you daft twat.
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mart
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Do paralytics not get nob-ons, then? Genuine question.
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Black Mask

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They do, they just don't know about it.

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mart
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Really?
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Zygote
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Excerpt from www.paralinks.net:

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Sex is about GIVING - what you get from it is a bonus. Since I can still get erections (by different means) I can still GIVE. Physically I may not be able to get much from it, but mentally there is great satisfaction in seeing her have pleassure. I do get reflex erections but found that more often than not they do not last long enough to have a good romp. Although we often grab the opportunity for a "quickie" when this happens, I find it frustrating when it lets me down. Lynde assures me that it's no problem, but it does tend to frustrate me.
Edited to add: fantastic!

[ 14.07.2006, 08:57: Message edited by: Zygote ]

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H1ppychick
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To get back to the science a bit, apparently there is loss of signal sensitivity and accuracy over a period of time.

So you could rip your knob off and not know about it till the blood bath ensues.

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