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Bleached arseholes. The world has gone mad. Seriously, why would you ever get that done? What would you hope to achieve? Has anyone here ever passed judgement on another human being because of the colour of their arsehole? Has anyone ever felt selfconscious about their own? What... I mean... perhaps... maybe there are some people out there, who when their 20th lover is packing their bags and saying "I'm sorry, this just isn't going to work", and heading tearfully for the door, maybe there are some people out there who think "Maybe it's the colour of my arsehole? Maybe I should get something done about that?"
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quote:Originally posted by ralph: Not much. I got the results of my MRI this morning. I have a herniated disk. On top of everything else.
Dude, you have my sincere sympathy, I had a prolapsed disc about 4 years ago and I've never known pain like it. Thankfully it does get better, although in my case it needed microsurgery and months of rehab in the end. I'll keep my fingers crossed yours gets better with a bit of physio, rehab excercises blow.
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Thanks Physic. I'm hoping with some simple physical therapy I can avoid surgery. I don't particularly like the idea of someone cutting into the back of my neck.
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quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: Btw, have you actually told us what everything else is? I haven't been keeping up.
I think it was posted but then deleted again? In any case, my employers have indefinately banned all non work essential web usage (bastards!) so this has cut down on my TMO time considerably, thus cutting any chances I had of reading the Amazing Disappearing Thread even further.
But in any case, feel better Ralph. Did you hurt your neck by falling off a horse, like a bearded Christopher Reeve?
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quote:Originally posted by froopyscot: But in any case, feel better Ralph. Did you hurt your neck by falling off a horse, like a bearded Christopher Reeve?
Does this mean that ralph will be forced to live in a wheelchair for the rest of his days, posting with a wand attached to his head, before finally dying and being replaced by someone who looks and acts a lot like a younger version of himself?
quote:Originally posted by turbo: However, I always find my eyes drawn crotchwards if men are wearing anything slightly clingy or tight in the trouser department. It doesn't turn me on, but it's just a natural instinct, in the same way that men always look at breasts.
I don't do this to randoms; but if I'm seeing a guy then I will inevitably end up looking in the general area of his area lots of the time, especially if he's wearing those skinny indie boy jeans. That's natural though, right? Because you'll be thinking about shagging them and stuff. I bet every woman does it.
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I sometimes find my eyes drawn area-wards of any old random if I lose concentration. I then come to with a start, wonder how long I've been doing it, and go into a fluster, thus making it all rather obvious. Maybe even as obvious as blokes who look at your tits while they think you're not looking.
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RoboCop is a good example of the potentially dire consequences of looking at men's penises. During a bust, Officer Lewis approaches a man in the middle of taking a slash. 'Freeze' she says, and he turns round and goes:
quote:mind if I....zip this up?
so, being a woman, she checks the cock out, then in her distracted state, she gets pistol whipped into unconsciousness. Her partner Officer Murphy then doesn't have the backup he needs, and gets shot to shit, leaving his family without a father, and him the mechanical product of a fascist corporation. None of that would have happened if Lewis could have stopped thinking about cock for a split second and just done her job.
Officer Lewis: Cockeyed
Officer Murphy: Suffers greatly as a result of Officer Lewis' inability to not think about cocks.
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We had some people to lunch yesterday, including a five-year-old girl. She decided it was time to draw a picture of daddy, and carefully crafted a crude head, body, pants, hands and 'bottom', which in fact was a quite realistic set of cock-n-balls. I didn't know where to look.
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quote:Originally posted by froopyscot: On further reflection, perhaps this too is Roy's fault? Very fight club, especially as I've never been fully convinced they're not the same person.
quote:Originally posted by froopyscot: On further reflection, perhaps this too is Roy's fault? Very fight club, especially as I've never been fully convinced they're not the same person.
Who do you think are the same person?
You mean you're not Roy?
(Oh, the joke just doesn't get old.)
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