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Just got this in my email inbox, it an opportunity for one person to recieve thousands of pounds worth of free training from the worlds top pick up artists in the art of picking up and bedding beautiful women:
"Hey Guys, I know I just sent you a special report, and that I normally only send them about once a month when there is just a tonne of news I haven't told you about, but this is pretty urgent...and i'll make it brief:
I've just met with a TV company who want to make a show about us! They want to find a student, someone who will be trained by us and all the top PUAs in the world. This is a package that would have a value in the tens of thousands of dollars but will cost nothing. Only one guy will be chosen. This is what we need:
-Someone who lives in or near London -Someone who is not part of the community (you don't post on forums much or at all) -Someone who is between 18 and 35 -Someone who is pretty bad with girls. -Someone who is prepared to be on a one-off documentary on TV.
You also need a valid passport and be willing to travel to the US. If this could be you, please send an email to me by replying to this message or sending it to: gambler@puatraining.com All i need is: -a picture -a short paragraph with your background info (what you do, age, etc) and your current love life situation.
If you know someone who would be good who isn't getting this message, please forward it to them.
The whole show is about turning this guy from a dork to a stud in an accellerated time frame, basically it's guaranteed that you'll be fantastic by the end of it."
Before anyone says to me why don't you go for it harly. 1 I don't have valid passport. 2 I am over 35 and 3 I am not new to the seduction community.
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Well quite. I don't think they mean in the sense of "Ringo, it's time for your... oh my God what are you doing to that girl! Bad Ringo! Stop it! That's a bad Ringo!"
Sorry. Just kind of re-iterating the same sort of joke there. This isn't going well.
As for 'in or near London', I suppose it's all a matter of perspective. From Glasgow, MK probably counts as London. But from Pimlico, it doesn't.
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I'm terrible with women. Men, too. And children. I lack people skills in general. I'm amazed I've managed to get married twice. It makes me wonder just how fucked up some people must be not to have anyone if someone like me can be in a relationship.
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Remember, of course, that this is 'bad' in the language of the LSS, meaning that if, for example you regularly make friends with women, have long term platonic relationships with them, support them in their moments of crisis and essentially treat them like any other normal human being, you could refer to yourself as 'bad with women' for the purposes of this documentary. If, however, you frequently wake up next to a woman who's thinking "What the hell am I doing I don't even like him", then by the standards of the LSS you are 'good' with women and of no use to them for their documentary.
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quote:Originally posted by Nathan Bleak: If, however, you frequently wake up next to a woman who's thinking "What the hell am I doing I don't even like him"
You've just described most marriages, there, dude.
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quote:Originally posted by ralph: I'm terrible with women. Men, too. And children. I lack people skills in general. I'm amazed I've managed to get married twice. It makes me wonder just how fucked up some people must be not to have anyone if someone like me can be in a relationship.
Well I can't get a woman despite trying very hard. I mean today I spoke to about four different women in central London, but they turned out to be either married or weren't the slightest bit interested in me.
What baffles me is how men who don't even try to get women end up getting married. I put in loads of hours actually going around trying to meet women, seeking them out, talking to them, but still get nowhere. I wonder if it is my looks.
Were the four women you spoke to complete strangers trying to go about their daily busines, without giving any overt signs of wanting to be approached by random men on the street by any chance?.
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Of course they were strangers but it wasn't on the street. It was on the South bank and they were sitting down on seats. One was standing with her friend outside a riverside pub by some railings overlooking the Thames.
Another was sitting outside the Tate Modern and the rest were sitting along the riverside near Waterloo Bridge. In all I approached about six women but two of them weren't up for talking so I left. With the rest I got conversations going for a short while.
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Well, are you using the PUA techniques? Perhaps you could get one of them to film you and then put it on youtube for us to judge.
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Sometimes I use a few pua techniques like using kino, ie touching a womans arm at key points during a conversation to certain emotional words. Complimenting a woman on something other than her looks. Using proper body language etc. But when you are out there in the field talking to a woman it is very hard to remember the proper pua routines and rules.
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quote:Originally posted by Samuelnorton: Perhaps you should stop flitting around London on this ridiculously creepy and somewhat endless quest to 'get a woman', Angus.
But how am I supposed to get a girlfriend if I do make an effort to go out and meet women?
quote:Fucking freeloading c*nt
I suffer from severe fits of black depression due to my lack of success with women! I am only one step away from jumping in the river and ending it all.
I have also tried to get hard to get part time work but to no avail. I don't need full time work as I am not greedy and don't need 300 pounds a week. A hundred pounds a week would do me fine.
And if you think my life is easy then try sleeping out in winter when its below freezing! Or standing around in the freezing cold for hours on end trying to flog a few Big Issues.
quote:Originally posted by Harlequin: I suffer from severe fits of black depression due to my lack of success with women! I am only one step away from jumping in the river and ending it all.
Now that is a great pulling technique, with the added benefit that you can be your true self. No need to put up a front, just go up to a girl and tell her that you're so depressed from your lack of action that you're considering suicide. I reckon one in fifty would probably see you as a good cause and try to bring you back from the edge. Just try not to get too disheartened if the other 49 tell you to "do it"...
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quote:Originally posted by Harlequin: I have also tried to get hard to get part time work but to no avail.
I know this is a typo but it did make me giggle, picturing someone (well, Harlequin, actually) trying to make it as a part-time porn star and failing to get even a half-hearted chardonnay going.
In fact it's an incredibly sad image in my mind and didn't make me giggle at all. I started crying, if you must know.
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quote:Originally posted by Harlequin: Well I can't get a woman despite trying very hard. I mean today I spoke to about four different women in central London, but they turned out to be either married or weren't the slightest bit interested in me.
What baffles me is how men who don't even try to get women end up getting married. I put in loads of hours actually going around trying to meet women, seeking them out, talking to them, but still get nowhere.
Maybe your problem is that you're trying too hard. Women can tell you know. I attribute the limited success I've had with women to just being myself. Works for me, perhaps it could work for you?
quote:Originally posted by Harlequin: But how am I supposed to get a girlfriend if I do make an effort to go out and meet women?
Exactly.
quote:I suffer from severe fits of black depression due to my lack of success with women! I am only one step away from jumping in the river and ending it all.
The ironic thing is that you are bound to get the attention of a number of people - a fair proportion of which will be women - when you are teetering on the brink of oblivion. And I am sure you will have a chance of getting your cock touched up by a woman when your body is lying cold on the slab.
Not that I am encouraging you to jump from a bridge or anything.
quote:I have also tried to get hard to get part time work but to no avail.
A Freudian slip, Harlo?
quote:I don't need full time work as I am not greedy and don't need 300 pounds a week. A hundred pounds a week would do me fine.
You mean you don't want full-time work.
It has nothing to do with greed - £100 a week will get you fuck all in London. That is of course if you really want to bring an end to your life on the streets - which I doubt.
Your lifestyle choices are all wrong for someone who might want to find a potential partner - living on the street and smelling like a slice of mouldy bread will only send them running in the opposite direction. Your miserable failures in life are part of a self-fulfilling prophecy, and no amount of 'seduction school' lessons will help you.
The only real answer is that you concentrate on floating within your own social orbit and stop manhandling women who would want nothing to do with the likes of you. Only the other day my girlfriend told me about some guy who sidled up next her on the bus and tried to edge his way towards her - when I heard this I thought of people like you - which heightens my desire to drive a large spike through your fucking skull.
quote:And if you think my life is easy then try sleeping out in winter when its below freezing! Or standing around in the freezing cold for hours on end trying to flog a few Big Issues.
I have never said that your life is easy, but the fact remains that you are not making it any easier. For a start you could be selling a few more Big Issues rather than sitting at a PC moaning incessantly about your miserable single life.
O, and lol @ Misc.
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quote:Originally posted by Samuelnorton: Only the other day my girlfriend told me about some guy who sidled up next her on the bus and tried to edge his way towards her...
Hold on Samuel. You let your lady travel on Public Transport?
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: Hold on Samuel. You let your lady travel on Public Transport?
She teaches in various parts of North-West London, and with my now being back in an office during the daytime hours... And I can't quite afford the chauffeur yet.
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quote:Originally posted by Ringo: What the fucking hell is wrong with people on this forum? Stop treating Harley like a piece of shit.
That's because the guy is acting like a piece of shit, m8.
There's so much of this I can take before its comedic angle turns into something that little bit more sinister. It was the 'touching a woman on the arm' bit that really made me flip. Can you imagine the thoughts that might be running through some girl's head as she finds herself being propositioned - or worse still pawed at - by a fairly large and dare I say it crazy-looking man?
quote:This makes me sick. Genuinely. You should be fucking ashamed.
Think about Harlo - or somebody else like him - walking up to your girlfriend out of nowhere and trying to employ his new-found 'pulling techniques' on her. Would you be so magnanimous then?
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But you're ridiculing him, being cruel, taunting him... it doesn't show any compassion. True, we may find these 'techniques' ("kino" and so on) rather sinister - but can we not say so without resorting to horrible, aggressive insults, which are rather sinister themselves?
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Ringo's right, of course. Laying into Harley like this is cheap and cruel. It's just mean-spirited bullying of someone based on some misguided assumption of moral superiority. Like it's OK to threaten to drive a spike into his head or goad him on to kill himself or treat him like... I dunno... like his problems can't possibly be serious or real because he's clumsy and conducts himself differently.
I don't find it that abohorrent, the idea of Harley trying PUA on girls I know; no more so than anyone else, and I don't think that he really poses any more of a threat than anyone else. It's just cheap posturing to keep bullying him.
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