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Anyone "interested in meeting men or women in uniform"? My google ads brought up this winner of a site, so I hand picked my favourite, his name is Dan and he'd like to meet someone who is confident in bed, bubbly and likes socialising, likes kinky kidney jabs, and having there hair pulled in an aggresive mannner.
I am so in there with Dan.
Apparently, I like them young, because this guy also spoke to me. His name's Joshua and he may not be perfect but i dont hit women and i dont cheat on them either. Joshua, who tells us he has a girl already. But is looking for an 18-24 y.o. female for a relationship and or marriage. Make your mind up, Joshua!
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The women on that site are actually quite hot. Harley, to save you looking it up, the Foreign Legion take anyone, no questions asked, their recruiting offices are open 365 days a year and their Sahara barracks have wifi internet access. Having your spirit crushed by psychotic soldiers in silly hats is a small price to pay for hope, right?
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Hands up who wouldn't like to see someone from TMO (Thorn, obviously) on an undercover mission to infiltrate militarylovelinks.com and flirt with kidney puncher Dan
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How'd this end up in Games when I posted it in Sex?
Anyway, what is this kidney punching thing? I'm pretty up on my BDSM trends and I've never heard of this. Is it a new thing, or a Brits-only scene or something?
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Umm. I thought kidney punching was a way of boasting you've got a big schlong? Cf Je T'Aime Moi Non Plus, where the 'hot' line is all about 'feeling you between my kidneys'. (Go you sexy French.)
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quote:Originally posted by Darryn.R: Why don't you move it to sex ? You do have admin rights.
I really don't know. Because I forgot you could do that?
Is it really a euphemism? Because your penis would have to be quite long and bendy. That long, perhaps yes, but would you really boast about it being that crooked?
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quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: Donkey punches are punching someone in the kidneys when you are climaxing to make them clench tighter. Happy to be of help!
A British thing, then. Only the Brits could manage to incorporate punching just about the only non-punchable area of the human body into their sex play. That's really kind of sick.
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It's a) not a real thing and b) supposed to be a blow to the back of the head. But it's biologically inaccurate anyway. A blow to the head or kidneys won't make your ass contract, apparently, but you do run the risk of causing serious injury/ death.
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Anal *ahem* as I am, I have researched the phenomenon. The best way to cause a contraction of the pc anal/vaginal muscles is to hit the sacral nerve, i.e., punch a woman, or indeed man, just above the arse in the spine. It is indeed more of an urban myth than it is an actual sexual act.
For those of you wanting to indulge in a bit of pre-orgasmic clenching fun, the safest alternative would be a noseful of pepper or something of that ilk, which would induce coughing. Coughing causes just about as tight a contraction as donkey punching would, and less legal problems. Have fun, everyone, just remember to stay safe.
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This is where I've been going wrong. I've been punching women first, then testing the overall tightness. I'll give this correct method a run out and report back, possibly with pictures.
If that fails i'll get some pepper out, does it have to be any particular sort of pepper? I've got some rainbow pepper, for a fuller flavour apparently.
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