Another great Swedish expression I just found is och vilket språk använder ni i sängkammaren? - which apparently means 'and what language do you use in bed?'
Woah. Great news from everyone's favourite poster. I do hope that London's, Ben's and Jonesy's children are all posting here in 20 years time (and everyone else's of course). I won't be bothered about a pension and heating and all that nonsense if I can just sit and watch TMO:The Next Generation talking bollocks all day like we do.
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It won't have ginger hair because I deliberately mated with a beautiful boy of Indian descent. So it - he - will have gorgeous, straight black hair. Due date is 28th May, the day after my birthday!
ps yes it's definitely my first child and I'm scared and excited all at once, so, y'know, comforting words much appreciated...
quote:Originally posted by London: I said 'beautiful', dude.
Congratulations! 20 weeks is a good time, your brain starts thinking in weeks easier, your belly button gets all sensitive, and you become obviously pregnant and start to radiate... apparently...
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quote:Originally posted by London: It won't have ginger hair because I deliberately mated with a beautiful boy of Indian descent.
I had no idea that outsourcing was quite so widespread. Do you get a call centre number in Mumbai if you have any support questions?
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oh, wow! For once, being an incurable occasional lurker has paid off. Well done, London. What a perfectly round and gorgeous bump you've got too.
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Hillo. You are frru to Enkay Baby-making Limitations. What is the problem you are ex-pairiencing?
Oh hi. Please help. My baby is crying and I don't know what to do.
Ok madam. Firstly you may want to be sitting down and slapping yourself firmly in the face to maintain that you remain calm.
I er..
Secondly, what is your bebbys name, do you have her in an upright position and are you bouncing her on your knee?
His name is Arthur. He’s a boy.
(Louder) Are you bouncing him on your knee pliz?
Yes. He’s still crying though, I don’t think…
Have you fed the bebby Arthur today Madam?
Yes, he’s already eaten, I gave….
Have you put the bebby Arthur down for a nap Madam?
He has had a nap this afternoon for about…
Have you checked the bebby Arthurs nappy for doo-doos or wee-pees Madam?
He is clean. Look, I’ve done all that, but I still don’t know what to do.
*rustling paper*
Is the bebby sunburnt all over Madam?
Sunburnt? It’s the middle of winter. He does have a slight cough
*pause*
The cough will go away. We were experiencing problems with our anti-virus programs recently but they are all working now.
I don’t understand. He’s still got a cough.
*pause*
Is the bebby Arthur covered in plegs of locusists Madam? In the event of Locusists or other acts of god, you are not covered by the bebby prrotection plan that Enkay prrovides. If you are unhappy with your bebby, then pliz return within 20 days of incubations in a cardboard box with plenty of food and water. Have a nice day Madam. Thank you for calling Enkay Baby-making Limitations