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London

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I'm pregnant! L@@k, here is tiny baby (10 weeks):

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And here is medium one (20 weeks, e.g. last week):
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And here is me, being pregnant:
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And it's a BOY! [Eek!]

That's all really. Just thought I should mention it. Ok bye now.

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Benny the Ball
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yeah! Go London! [Smile] [Smile] [Smile]

Looking good....


Congratulations.

(We have somewhere between 6-11 weeks before Junior the Ball appears here)

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Thorn Davis

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Wow. Congratulations!
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Black Mask

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Excellent! Congratulations, London.

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Black Mask

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quote:
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He looks a bit like Jeremy Irons...

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Black Mask

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See?

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mart
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Grattis London!

Another great Swedish expression I just found is och vilket språk använder ni i sängkammaren? - which apparently means 'and what language do you use in bed?'

Evidently, you use the language of baby-making.

[Cool]

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New Way Of Decay

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Congratulations! Let's hope the poor bugger doesn't have curly ginger hair eh?

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Ringo

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Crikey!

Top job

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MiscellaneousFiles

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Congratulations London and the father.

The father of the foetus that is, not The Holy Father. Unless...

Could this be the Second Coming?

[Eek!]

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Black Mask

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[ 15.01.2008, 04:53: Message edited by: Black Mask ]

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Thorn Davis

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It's a testament to Jeremy Irons's menacing aura that a bright ginger afro doesn't make him any less sinister at all.

[ 15.01.2008, 04:57: Message edited by: Thorn Davis ]

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Lickapaw#2
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Congratulations, London!

Edit: Can work out when London is due as she says week 20 was last week. Pay attention, Paw.

[ 15.01.2008, 05:02: Message edited by: Lickapaw#2 ]

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Black Mask: Have a good weekend, TMO!

Ringo: Don't tell me what to do.

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Benny the Ball
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somewhere between the 26th of May and the 1st of June?

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Lickapaw#2
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'Scuse me for being out of the loop, London, but is this your first child?

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Black Mask: Have a good weekend, TMO!

Ringo: Don't tell me what to do.

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dang65
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* jaw hits desk *

Woah. Great news from everyone's favourite poster. I do hope that London's, Ben's and Jonesy's children are all posting here in 20 years time (and everyone else's of course). I won't be bothered about a pension and heating and all that nonsense if I can just sit and watch TMO:The Next Generation talking bollocks all day like we do.

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London

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It won't have ginger hair because I deliberately mated with a beautiful boy of Indian descent. So it - he - will have gorgeous, straight black hair. Due date is 28th May, the day after my birthday!

ps yes it's definitely my first child and I'm scared and excited all at once, so, y'know, comforting words much appreciated...

[ 15.01.2008, 05:33: Message edited by: London ]

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Benny the Ball
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quote:
Originally posted by London:
It won't have ginger hair because I deliberately mated with a beautiful boy of Indian descent.

Vikram?

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London

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I said 'beautiful', dude.
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Benny the Ball
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quote:
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I said 'beautiful', dude.

[Smile]

Congratulations! 20 weeks is a good time, your brain starts thinking in weeks easier, your belly button gets all sensitive, and you become obviously pregnant and start to radiate... apparently...

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Darryn.R
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Congratulations London ! That's great news !

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my own brother a god dam shit sucking vampire!!! you wait till mum finds out buddy!


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ralph

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Well done.
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dang65
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quote:
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It won't have ginger hair because I deliberately mated with a beautiful boy of Indian descent.

I had no idea that outsourcing was quite so widespread. Do you get a call centre number in Mumbai if you have any support questions?
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MiscellaneousFiles

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I want a braaaan baby. All the other mums has got one...

[Wink]

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London

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Racists.

Somehow.

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Ringo

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Can we choose a name?

I choose: Horrace

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Astromariner
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oh, wow! For once, being an incurable occasional lurker has paid off. Well done, London. What a perfectly round and gorgeous bump you've got too.
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dang65
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quote:
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Racists.

Somehow.

I didn't think you'd mind, seeing as you've just committed gingercide on your own child. [Eek!]
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New Way Of Decay

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I've written a highly racist, yet amusing indian call centre jape, but didn't want to offend.

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London

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Oh go on. Don't let the fact that the father was born and bred in London put you off your stride.
[Wink]

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New Way Of Decay

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Well, it was more along the line of dangs call-centre baby support riff than Horrace's father, but there you go.

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London

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post it!
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New Way Of Decay

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Hillo. You are frru to Enkay Baby-making Limitations. What is the problem you are ex-pairiencing?

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Oh hi. Please help. My baby is crying and I don't know what to do.

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Ok madam. Firstly you may want to be sitting down and slapping yourself firmly in the face to maintain that you remain calm.

I er..

Secondly, what is your bebbys name, do you have her in an upright position and are you bouncing her on your knee?

His name is Arthur. He’s a boy.

(Louder) Are you bouncing him on your knee pliz?

Yes. He’s still crying though, I don’t think…

Have you fed the bebby Arthur today Madam?

Yes, he’s already eaten, I gave….

Have you put the bebby Arthur down for a nap Madam?

He has had a nap this afternoon for about…

Have you checked the bebby Arthurs nappy for doo-doos or wee-pees Madam?

He is clean. Look, I’ve done all that, but I still don’t know what to do.

*rustling paper*

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Is the bebby sunburnt all over Madam?

Sunburnt? It’s the middle of winter. He does have a slight cough

*pause*

The cough will go away. We were experiencing problems with our anti-virus programs recently but they are all working now.

I don’t understand. He’s still got a cough.

*pause*

Is the bebby Arthur covered in plegs of locusists Madam? In the event of Locusists or other acts of god, you are not covered by the bebby prrotection plan that Enkay prrovides. If you are unhappy with your bebby, then pliz return within 20 days of incubations in a cardboard box with plenty of food and water. Have a nice day Madam. Thank you for calling Enkay Baby-making Limitations

*single long tone*

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Hello? Hello!?

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mart
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Alright, Astro?
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Maybe he'll be Indian-style, but with red curly hair. Did you think of that? Hmm?

I guess congratulations are in order. Will the boychild be brought up in Sweden?

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