quote:What's that? Sounds interesting.
Originally posted by Dr. Benway:
I've also been trying to do 'Mercenaries' mode but fucking hell that's hard as fuck.
quote:You get 1.5 minutes on the clock to kill as many dudes as possible. You can choose a location from the game and you're given a pistol and a shotgun, and then go apeshit. You can find things to extend your time or get double points, and basically the aim is to get a rating (either four or five stars, I can't remember) to unlock different playable characters. It's really hard, and proper sweaty palms stuff. Running around the village is great, jumping through windows, climbing over roofs, just killing as many guys as you can is exciting, but hard when the chainsaw people appear in pairs.
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
quote:What's that? Sounds interesting.
Originally posted by Dr. Benway:
I've also been trying to do 'Mercenaries' mode but fucking hell that's hard as fuck.
I've also been playing Unreal. On my own, without any of you guys![]()
quote:Apparently they are bandying about making it into a flim. Which would be, you know alright. Tits.
Originally posted by Louche:
God of War is an excellent game to watch someone else playing.
quote:Call of Duty 2 is fantastic on the PC (even better than the excellent CoD1). I can't comment on the xbox 360 as my hands spazz up whenever I try and play an FPS without a mouse and keyboard.
Originally posted by Amy:
Call to duty 2
quote:Ah. So, it's an FPS...thanks MF.
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
quote:Call of Duty 2 is fantastic on the PC (even better than the excellent CoD1). I can't comment on the xbox 360 as my hands spazz up whenever I try and play an FPS without a mouse and keyboard.
Originally posted by Amy:
Call to duty 2
quote:me too.
Originally posted by Black Mask:
I'd like to play a game set in 1950s Los Angeles, where your character (the bastard daughter of Betty Page and Ed Gein) is brainwashed by the Chinese to smuggle a nuclear device (which is disguised as a teenaged boy) into the lot of MGM studios. You have to use guile, pussy and ultraviolence to achieve your ends. The bomb is detonated when penetrated by Cary Grant. David Niven is tipped off to your plot and enlists the help of Hollywood's finest to hunt you down with Thompson machine-guns.
quote:LOL, excellent - You should b3ta that.
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
I'm totally looking forward to this:
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quote:b3taed!
Originally posted by Darryn.R:
b3ta that.
quote:Lol.
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
Something tells me this will be a perfect title for the DS...
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quote:I’ve not seen one of those controllers no.
Originally posted by Boy Racer:
Have you seen this strange looking controller Ringo?
What's the score with Dragon Quest fella? Is it an rpg?
quote:All of them?
Originally posted by Dr. Benway:
I've just told you all the good games.
quote:Forgive me, Lord. What kind of problems are you having there Ringo?
Originally posted by Ringo:
As I'm off work ill today with arse problems
quote:Affirmative.
Originally posted by Waynster:
Is that Lego Trilogy coming out for the PSP do you know?
quote:And I bet they are all kids or teens who are sayiing those things. I mean, I heard a 12y/o girl the other day talking like she was a truck driver. She was TWELVE.
Originally posted by not...:
That's not the point, the point is it's rude.
quote:excellent woo !
Originally posted by Zygote:
quote:Affirmative.
Originally posted by Waynster:
Is that Lego Trilogy coming out for the PSP do you know?
quote:wow
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
Looking forward to *Alan Wake in 2007. Sounds like I might need an upgrade though...
quote:Prey - very good, and extremely pretty, FPS.
Originally posted by Amy:
As for our new sparkly xbox 360, no games were inside and we can't seem to find a game that we both want to play or that's 2 player. Any suggestions?
quote:
Originally posted by Waynster:
Care to give us a little insight into whats it all about?
quote:
Lifted from Amazon (Xbox version)
Product Features
Expands upon all of the fun and creativity that made the original LEGO Star Wars such a hit, this time set during the original three Star Wars films (Episodes IV, V, VI).
For the first time ever, build and ride vehicles (landspeeders, AT-STs, speeder bikes and more) and mount creatures (from the banthas of desert Tatooine to the tauntauns of frigid Hoth) through on-foot levels.
All non-droid characters - not just those with the Force - have the power to build
Unlock more than 50 playable characters, from cultural icons like Luke, Leia and Darth Vader to fan favourites such as Greedo, Jawas and Gamorrean guards
Unlock up to 54 more playable characters with a game save from the original LEGO Star Wars
Create unique playable characters like Yoda Kenobi, Lando Fortuna and millions more by mixing and matching the LEGO body parts of all playable characters.
In Free Play mode, experience the Original Trilogy in a new way by importing any character into land levels, or switch between vehicles at will in space levels. Make Darth Maul a hero of the Rebellion, or destroy the Death Star with a TIE fighter
Character-specific attacks include Chewbacca pulling enemies' arms out of their sockets, Vader's Force choke, Leia's "slap" melee attack and many more.
Tongue-in-cheek humour presents the Original Trilogy in a manner only LEGO can put together, with comical reinterpretations of classic Star Wars scenes and elements.
Solve a greater variety of puzzles that encourage creative thinking through the use of teamwork and unique building situations only possible in a LEGO galaxy far, far away.
The adaptive difficulty option creates more challenging gameplay for Jedi Master gamers - the better you do, the tougher it gets.
Cooperative gameplay encourages teamwork in a fun way and features a revamped camera for an optimal gameplay experience.
quote:Is Carbon much of a step up from NFSU2?
Originally posted by Ringo:
Need for Speed: Carbon.
quote:It's kind of more of the same, but with all the rubbish bits cropped out. So you don't have to do all that gay stuff with putting shitty body kits on your car and suchlike, although the option's there if you have a taste for manlove. Gone however are pointless things like neonz and scissor doors etc.
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
quote:Is Carbon much of a step up from NFSU2?
Originally posted by Ringo:
Need for Speed: Carbon.
quote:Is it *rFactor?
Originally posted by Ringo:
There is a driving simulator out for the PC which you can download, but I’ve forgotten what it’s called. It’s EXTREMELY realistic and difficult, and although it lacks real life cars, it’s probably the best challenge for anyone who wants a good driving simulator.
quote:Where from Mate? I think I am going a bit overkill on Tiger Woods now, so need something new to challenge me.
Originally posted by Darryn.R:
I got Lego Star wars for the PSP on Friday - Top Fun, II finished the A New Hope section in story mode over the weekend..
quote:Think most people have them these days? They're pretty handy for arranging meeting up with your friends and stuff, and you can send someone a 'text message' which they'll get eventually even if they don't have their phone on them at the time. Reckon they'll catch on. I've got a Nokia one. It's OK.
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
Also - does anyone have one of these:
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quote:I think you're getting a bit mixed up here Thorn - it's a Walkman (for listening to music).
Originally posted by Thorn Davis:
They're pretty handy for arranging meeting up with your friends and stuff, and you can send someone a 'text message' which they'll get eventually even if they don't have their phone on them at the time.
quote:Oooh - just found a fourth option:
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
Three options:
- DSLite + £40 Game Voucher
- PSP
- Xbox 360 Core
quote:The Sith in the Star Wars films are:
Originally posted by Waynster:
Thanks Ringo - but aren't the Sith only in 1, 2 and 3, or have I not learned enough about the Star Wars story to know who is who (I'm playing the original trilogy - having not seen 4,5 and 6 - although I did see some of 4 but fell asleep, I am not entirely suer who the Sith are)
quote:No - the untouched Original Trilogy films are only available as bonus discs when bought with individual ***Limited Edition DVDs of the CGI versions. Also they're not great quality, ripped as they are from an early 1990s Laserdisc version - and videophiles are complaining because they're *non-anamorphic, and stereo as opposed to surround.
Originally posted by Boy Racer:
you can now get the original Star Wars films in unadulterated non-CGI abomination form, though not in a boxed set as far as I know.
quote:You mean apart from the hammy acting, laughable plot and utter predictability? I thought it was an utter pile of shit personally, possibly even worse than the other two. Hayden Christensen really is an unbelievably bad actor. Even General Grievous was distinctly underwhelming after the amount of hype there was about him.
Originally posted by Cactus:
I believe episode 3 was fantastic.
quote:Surely exactly the same criticisms could be used of "A New Hope"?
Originally posted by Physic:
You mean apart from the hammy acting, laughable plot and utter predictability?
quote:Absolutely, my point was that ROTS is a load of toss, not that the other two were any good. Just to be clear, I thought all three were shit, although 1 did have Jar Jar Binks I suppose which pretty much makes it unsurpassable for pure shitness.
Originally posted by Cactus:
Surely exactly the same criticisms could be used of "A New Hope"?
quote:Please don't wheel this argument out again. It's bollocks.
Originally posted by Cactus:
Surely exactly the same criticisms could be used of "A New Hope"?
quote:Sadly Binks is in Episodes II and III as well, albeit in a much reduced role, after complaints from fans.
Originally posted by Physic:
Absolutely, my point was that ROTS is a load of toss, not that the other two were any good. Just to be clear, I thought all three were shit, although 1 did have Jar Jar Binks I suppose which pretty much makes it unsurpassable for pure shitness.
quote:It's been called Star Wars Episode IV - A New Hope for the last 25 years. It was only the 1977 theatrical version that simply called it Star Wars. And I refuse to believe that you're old enough to remember that.
Originally posted by Physic:
ETA - hang on, New Hope is what they're calling the original Star Wars now isn't it.
quote:IANAFC, but I thought Ewan McGregor (Obi Wan) and Ian McDiarmid (Palpatine) had some good moments in RotS. And Hayden Christensen was a fuck of a lot better in RotS that he was in AotC.
Originally posted by Physic:
in which case yes it had some dubious acting, but in comparison to ROTS it was an acting masterclass imo.
quote:
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
I thought... Ewan McGregor.... good ....
quote:That's more down to Lucas' script though really. He was a little too intent on peppering the PT with OT references. Mindless philosophers, sorry fans, mistakenly praise this as "foreshadowing" but in reality it's nothing more than repetition.
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
You are not far wrong, but I still stand by my mad faece for the 'Hello there..' line alone. Something I missed until you pointed it out.
quote:Bossk?
Originally posted by Benny the Ball:
the Lizard thing
quote:The rolling text intro in the theatrical version also calls it Episode IV: A New Hope.
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
It's been called Star Wars Episode IV - A New Hope for the last 25 years. It was only the 1977 theatrical version that simply called it Star Wars. And I refuse to believe that you're old enough to remember that.
quote:
When originally released in 1977, the film was released simply as Star Wars, both on promotional material and during the opening crawl of the film itself. For this reason, this film, more often than its sequels, is often referred to as Star Wars, instead of by the Episode IV number or the subtitle A New Hope. In 1980, the sequel, Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back, was released with the episode number and subtitle in the opening crawl. In a re-released version a year later, Episode IV: A New Hope was added above the original opening crawl.
quote:You Lie H1ppy - you didn't see the original print!
Originally posted by H1ppychick:
quote:The rolling text intro in the theatrical version also calls it Episode IV: A New Hope.
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
It's been called Star Wars Episode IV - A New Hope for the last 25 years. It was only the 1977 theatrical version that simply called it Star Wars. And I refuse to believe that you're old enough to remember that.
(and I saw it in the cinema on its original release - it was my elder bro's 10th b-day treat and I got to go as well otherwise I'd have had a screaming tantrum - in return I made him come and see Grease with me)
quote:I'm guessing it had been quite a long day in SFX and makeup when they finally said "that'll do" about this godforsaken costume.
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
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Bossk-eyed and having it, 1977
quote:Fair point, he was unobtrusive in 2 and 3 though, whereas his appearance in 1 is pretty much a cinematic equivilant of Lucas turning round and defaecating on the audience.
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
]Sadly Binks is in Episodes II and III as well, albeit in a much reduced role, after complaints from fans.
quote:Fair enough, it may say that on the scrolling text at the start, but until this most recent trio came out I'd never once seen it referred to as 'A New Hope', it was always just 'Star Wars'.
It's been called Star Wars Episode IV - A New Hope for the last 25 years. It was only the 1977 theatrical version that simply called it Star Wars. And I refuse to believe that you're old enough to remember that.
quote:Jesus dude, that's like saying that Graham Norton is less of a **** than Eamonn Holmes, at the end of the day they're both still *****. I'll give you McGregor and Diarmind though, grudgingly
Hayden Christensen was a fuck of a lot better in RotS that he was in AotC.
quote:How exactly do they establish this? Is there some kind of official audit, like the Times Best 100 Companies to work for? How official is it? Is there a Tuesday in November where all the bounty hunters rush out to the newsagents to see how they placed?
Originally posted by Benny the Ball:
actually, re IG-88 vs Bossk, I've just read that something or other cemented "his position as the second-best bounty hunter in the galaxy (after Boba Fett)."
quote:
Originally posted by Dedalus:
This spat's got Heat written all over it.
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quote:They are just fucked up little fat ***** who dont have anything good in their lives at all, (they are stuck in the US dont forget) they havent ever seen their penis's because their bellies expanded before their eyes even opened and their mothers installed an Xbox with HALO and Live connection inside their wombs so their little fat ***** could be fine upstanding murderous citizens of the most fucked country on the face of the earth. Where they come from 'Babies First Christmas' gifts come in the form of sniper rifles, suppressed MP5's or tec 9 uzi's with 50 round clips. Just because you dont play the game for 23 and a half hours a day and have a life, or at least something similar, they get all personal, fuck em.
Originally posted by not...:
Are americans more racist and homophobic than UK? because that's the impression I get. I mean, amongst the young it seems to be normal to call someone a nigger or a faggot, on xbox live anyhow. UK kids don't seem to do this.
quote:Wow. It's like you know each and every one of us.
Originally posted by Bad Tmo Boy:
They are just fucked up little fat ***** who dont have anything good in their lives at all, (they are stuck in the US dont forget) they havent ever seen their penis's because their bellies expanded before their eyes even opened and their mothers installed an Xbox with HALO and Live connection inside their wombs so their little fat ***** could be fine upstanding murderous citizens of the most fucked country on the face of the earth. Where they come from 'Babies First Christmas' gifts come in the form of sniper rifles, suppressed MP5's or tec 9 uzi's with 50 round clips. Just because you dont play the game for 23 and a half hours a day and have a life, or at least something similar, they get all personal, fuck em.
quote:I am going to print this out so I can give a "quick witted" response to any abuse.
Originally posted by Bad Tmo Boy:
quote:They are just fucked up little fat ***** who dont have anything good in their lives at all, (they are stuck in the US dont forget) they havent ever seen their penis's because their bellies expanded before their eyes even opened and their mothers installed an Xbox with HALO and Live connection inside their wombs so their little fat ***** could be fine upstanding murderous citizens of the most fucked country on the face of the earth. Where they come from 'Babies First Christmas' gifts come in the form of sniper rifles, suppressed MP5's or tec 9 uzi's with 50 round clips. Just because you dont play the game for 23 and a half hours a day and have a life, or at least something similar, they get all personal, fuck em.
Originally posted by not...:
Are americans more racist and homophobic than UK? because that's the impression I get. I mean, amongst the young it seems to be normal to call someone a nigger or a faggot, on xbox live anyhow. UK kids don't seem to do this.
quote:
I edited 'wanking' out of your forum post. By rights I should probably have deleted the entire post for offensive language (the TOS is rather strict on such matters), but felt you were making a good enough point that that would have been silly.
quote:not really.
Originally posted by ralph:
but are they chatty?
quote:Are they babes?
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
I'm meeting my parents and my grandmother and my auntie in a couple of hours. Any messages you want me to pass on?
quote:Actually, that's actually quite massive actually. Isn't it Benway? When was the last time you saw all these Welshatives?
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
I'm meeting my parents and my grandmother and my auntie in a couple of hours. Any messages you want me to pass on?
quote:Sounds like ralph might like babes too much.
Originally posted by ralph:
I've been married twice!
quote:Actually you're right ralph my old mate. I don't think Benway actually likes babes. I've often noticed a misogynistic theme in many of his posts.
Originally posted by ralph:
I like babes! I've been married twice! I don't think I like the accusations. If there's anyone here that doesn't like babes it's benway. He's single.
quote:I saw them in Greenwich in the summer. You're right in that I make no effort ever to see any members of my family, but if they turn up in the Chandos on a tuesday night, there's no excuse.
Originally posted by jonesy999:
quote:Actually, that's actually quite massive actually. Isn't it Benway? When was the last time you saw all these Welshatives?
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
I'm meeting my parents and my grandmother and my auntie in a couple of hours. Any messages you want me to pass on?
quote:Yeah. I'm the misogynist.
Originally posted by not...:
I've often noticed a misogynistic theme in many of his posts.
quote:
Not
Bignuts toasting on an electric fire
ralph bear punching at your nose
dubious threads being posted by a ****
And tramps all frozen in the snow
quote:I bet Carol is a babe.
Originally posted by ralph:
I'm going caroling at some point this month.
quote:It'll be fine. It's part of a homeschooling thing my family belongs to. My wife will be there. She'll keep me in line.
Originally posted by jonesy999:
I'm worried about ralph's caroling. Don't forget, he loves babes too much. And he's a sex addict.
quote:Yeah. Or Hitler.
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
At least he's not a child molester (afaik).
quote:Number two.
Originally posted by H1ppychick:
which wife is this, ralph?
quote:Ralph isn't. Both his wives are beards.
Originally posted by H1ppychick:
we're both completely straight.
quote:Is hippy a babe? I don't recall...
Originally posted by jonesy999:
Careful Hippy. Babes beware.
quote:And you know this how?
Originally posted by Dedalus:
H1ppy is a total babe.
Babe-a-licious, one might say. If one were so disposed.
quote:
Big Nutes
this place, tmo, is basically like babe heaven.
quote:Would that I could, Hippy.
Originally posted by H1ppychick:
bring home the bacon, jonesy!
quote:Provided it's tasteful.
Originally posted by Dedalus:
So you're not only someone who loves the babes too much, ralph, you're also into pr0n.
quote:ME TOO!!!! Yeah1! Real women!!!!! WOOO!!!111!!
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
I like normal babes with real curves, not stick insect babes who look like they'd snap if u had sex with them!!111!!! I LUV U KELLY BROOK!!!!![]()
quote:About 157,000 people, according to my sources.
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
Anyone gonna be in Swindon on Thursday?
quote:Not enough, by all accounts.
Originally posted by H1ppychick:
i think i like Dedalus. Do you have meat on your bones, Dedalus?
quote:Man, this gig is gonna be AWESOME then! Also - NWoD is gonna dress up in ladies' clothes...
Originally posted by Dedalus:
quote:About 157,000 people, according to my sources.
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
Anyone gonna be in Swindon on Thursday?
quote:I dunno... I think you're confusing images of women with actual living human women here. 'Real women' is a term used by the media to differentiate the majority of UK females who are size 16plus - whose images do not appear in magazines - with the images of slender females that appear in our newspapers and magazines. It's not suggesting that any actual women who are size 10 and under are any less human / interesting / characterful than those who are larger. It *is* suggesting that the images of slender women in the magazines are 'unreal' or fake, because, well, they quite often are.
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
I think I was mocking the phrase 'real women', as if slim women are robots or aliens. The way it's used to make suggestions about character, you know, that there's something more earthy and genuine about fatter chicks, and deriding slim women for being false. The phrase is therefore maintaining the status quo, that the size and shape of the female body is a political battleground, rather than refuting it, as the phrase seemingly purports to do by employing the word 'real'.
quote:Seriously? Will pics be posted on the website-that-I-should-not-mention? Please?
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
Also - NWoD is gonna dress up in ladies' clothes...
quote:Well I do, so leave it.
Originally posted by London:
]I dunno...
quote:Do you think NWoD is a babe, ralph?
Originally posted by ralph:
Will pics be posted on the website-that-I-should-not-mention? Please?
quote:Which one, beardedbabes.com?
Originally posted by ralph:
Will pics be posted on the website-that-I-should-not-mention? Please?
quote:
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
quote:Well I do, so leave it.
Originally posted by London:
]I dunno...
quote:There should be more book reviews like this.
Originally posted by H1ppychick:
I read half of Owen Meany then mislaid it and never finished it. What I can remember was good, though.
quote:I'm expecting great things of the Raving Rabbids. Picking up zombie rabbits by the ears, whirling them overhead and hurling them over the horizon... Cor!
Originally posted by SilverGinger5:
are there any other must haves coming out at launch?
quote:What is he? A high court judge?
Originally posted by Louche:
My father-in-law spends most of his time at work playing PS2 games. I want to buy him a simple, basic-ish driving game (cars or bikes, general like racing and crashing) for Christmas. And a steering wheel controller effort. Which game and wheel should I buy? Please tell me.
quote:lol. I was going to guess convicted felon.
Originally posted by Black Mask:
What is he? A high court judge?
quote:Just wanted to say I love this game! Best hungover game ever.
Originally posted by Boy Racer:
I'm still playing through Star Wars Lego II at the moment trying to collect/open everything (as is it's nature)
quote:I know :sob:
Originally posted by London:
WHAT are you TALKING ABOUT? Nobody cares about America, dudes!!!!
quote:I'd try to get back on topic, except the only 'game' I've spent time with is SecondLife, which isn't really a game now is it.
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
Oh we're all in what are people playing at the moment? now, are we? Games is the new Life, I've been saying this for a while.
quote:So you'll be 28 in 9 days. Not a fortnight. Unless the UK has some weird metric version of the fortnight.
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
no, on the 20th
quote:oh it's okay hannukah drinks are not til the 21st so we can still do something for your birthday. why not gather your friends and go to a nice neighbourhood restaurant?
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
I'm doing nothing for my birthday. Never do.
quote:I had existential angst for months before my thirtieth birthday. Transpired that when it actually rolled round I was really 'meh' because I was marooned at home with a broken foot and a burgeoning alcohol problem and mobility and booze were my main concerns.
Originally posted by Zygote:
I'm 29 in February. My girlfriend keeps mocking me due to my proximity to the grand old age of thirty. She's yet to realise that my laughter at her 'gag' is actually tearing me apart inside. Fucking bitch.
quote:dont be like that. come to hannukah cocktails. you can entertain the ladies, perhaps crucifying yourself?
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
maybe have a little cry.
quote:It's a thought, but it would then mean that I'd be unable to play squash - resulting in me suffocating on the mounds of flab that would inevitably spread across my body like a sexually-charged tropical bush fire.
Originally posted by Louche:
Perhaps you could try brealing a limb?
quote:Well yes being 25 does have its perks in terms of insurance. Plus having already got 4 years no claims bonus which is now protected is always handy, so it’ll be 5 years (touch wood) by the time I’m 25. Which, let’s face it, can only mean that I will get that Nissan Skyline I’ve always wanted. For the moment though I’m plenty happy with my ‘baby skyline’ S14, which is plenty powerful compared to my old Mazda, and still happily put on its dancing shoes and does the sideways shuffle.
Originally posted by H1ppychick:
console yourself with the thought that the older you get the cheaper your car insurance should become, ringo. assuming you don't have any claims, that is.
quote:There was one of these parked near to me in the car park at Gretna services the other day. I actually genuinely considered getting out and taking a picture of it, then pretending on here that I'd bought one. Just to impress you. How sad is that?
Originally posted by Ringo:
Nissan Skyline
quote:A 4 door R32 GTS with an RB26DETT with an Uras 'monkey magic' kit and Nismo GT-LM wheels.
Originally posted by Boy Racer:
You should so have done that Louche, I can just imagine Ringo exploding jealous rage.
Which Skyline do you want most Ringo, the R34?
quote:Is that the same stuff the Russian govt. use at press conferences?
Originally posted by Ringo:
It comes with direct-port shut-the-fuck-up injection
quote:
Los Angeles, 1979. You are Kyle Hyde, an ex-cop turned salesman trying to track down a missing friend. Clues lead you to an eerie, old hotel rumored to have one very strange room – a room where wishes are granted. It's up to you to unravel the mystery in Hotel Dusk: Room 215, a gritty new graphic adventure for Nintendo DS. Players hold their DS like a book and use the touch screen to grill characters, search for clues and solve mystifying puzzles. Players follow the plot twists and turns as they hunt for their missing friend and investigate the mysteries of Hotel Dusk.
quote:There was a pretty good interview/article in Edge a little while back with Simon Pegg, Graham Lineham, Peter Serafinowicz and Charlie Brooker where they were saying pretty much the same thing.
Originally posted by Fionnula the Cooler:
Literary immaturity is ruining most games for me these days. It ruined Twilight Princess, whose initially promising story had an epileptic fit halfway through, smacked its head on a table and died. Its pervasion of Resi 4's dialogue ('If you lay one finger on Ashley, you'll be sorry!', '*Tut*, women', etc) totally undermined the brilliance of the gameplay.
quote:Oh twatboxes! I saw an advert in the back of a paper looking for writers for a computer games company and thought of Jimmy the Cooler. Let me have a look into it.
Originally posted by Boy Racer:
Or maybe that you should just start writing some games concepts.
quote:I have Oblivion on the PC and it's an outstanding game - huge world, massive choice as to what sort of character you want to play as with all Elder Scrolls games, and hugely immersive, some of the dim, broken down ruins you have to creep through are amazingly atmospheric.
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
a friend lent me GRAW and Oblivion for the 360
quote:Yes! Should be getting broadband in the new house this week. So I will be 'well up for it'.
Originally posted by jnhoj:
thorn, do you wanna play gears of war on co op with me sometime?
quote:You should try *this one, 'dude'.
Originally posted by Ringo:
Downloaded Super Mario World on VC. Completed it. Still one of the best games ever, but painfully short compared to stuff I've played before.
quote:I had a go at this just after it came out. I thought it was pretty good although something about it just didn't grab me. The dialogue sequences were a bit dull - the camera always just focussed on the dude you were talking too - same as with Oblivion. I find that really tedious. In Deus Ex, you got a few different views of each onversation, which made it a bit more palatable. I had been thinking about giving it another go, which I might if they're patched it up a bit.
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
I'd recommend the game to anyone who enjoyed Deus Ex but was disappointed by Invisible War. I don't understand why this style of game isn't more popular, as it's way more involving than any FPS I've played.
quote:
Originally posted by Physic:
keep meaning to go back and try out the different endings but haven't got around to it as yet.
quote:But if you haven't got around to playing it through a number of times, how do you know that Bloodlines doesn't also have whole sections of the game that you never see unless you speak to the right person?
I wouldn't have said it has the same level of freedom as Deus Ex though, seemed a little more linear to me, granted you can choose what order to do things in and who to ally with, but in deus Ex there are whole sections of the game that you never see unless you speak to the right person or make the right alliance.
quote:After a glance at Google, all I can find is this: (
Originally posted by Physic:
Anyone know if there's going to be a Deus Ex 3? I know Spector said at the time that he wanted to do one but it seems to have disappeared withoutb a trace...?
quote:
"The brains behind such games as Theif and System Shock has said that he would like to return to the Deus Ex Universe, for there are many more stories to tell. The only problem is Eidos owns the IP rights."
quote:That's a fair point, I have actually played a fair bit of it more than once, just not played it all the way through more than once, so yeah there may be more than I've seen. For me the most freedom I've seen in a game is probably the Elder Scrolls series, Oblivion basically allows you to create any type of character you fancy, and then just wander around a huge world doing whatever the hell you want, doing the main quest, doing any number of side quests, advancing through the ranks of different guilds, becoming a murderer and being adopted into a secret society of assassins or just raiding old tombs and dungeons in search of treasure, less a case of having the chance to play it differently each time, more that it's virtually impossible to have exactly the same experience twice.
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
if you haven't got around to playing it through a number of times, how do you know that Bloodlines doesn't also have whole sections of the game that you never see unless you speak to the right person?[/i] freedom.
quote:That actually depends somewhat on how careful you are to max out your stat gains when levelling, if you make sure you only level when you can apply 5 point increases to your key stats then no your relative strength doesn't really change, if however you only get 2-3 point increases you'll soon start to notice the difference believe me.
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
One of the things that really annoyed me about oblivion was the fact that it was levelled so whenever you went up a level, all the enemies did too. Or if you went into some dungeon, you wouldn't find anyone way, way beyond your skill level. It just made the whole levelling up aspect pointless. Relative to the world around you, your strength etc never really changed.
quote:Yeah the whole turn based thing completely put me off the only Final Fantasy game I've played - VII I think.
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
Also is the combat in "realtime", or "turn based"? I played a Final Fantasy game on the Playstation years ago, and I couldn't get along with the bizarre notion of striking your opponent then retreating, waiting five seconds, then getting attacked, then waiting... etc. That's the one element which has kept me away from Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic - otherwise it seems like an amazing game.
quote:WoW is online, it's an MMORPG, Oblivion isn't (suprisingly, the engine would be perfect for an MMORPG tbh).
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
Thanks for the info, Physic, and happy 2k.
I assume both of these games are "on line", correct?
quote:I was banging on about this when it came out. If you've ever played a game online and had it turn to shit, then a fixed fee is paltry in comparison to having your favourite game raped by haxxors.
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
I probably shouldn't bring up Star Wars Galaxies, as I've read a lot of scathing criticism, but has anyone played it? I think you have to pay a monthly fee or something ridiculous.
quote:If you do, we could play doom online or something, on XBLA. I don't have GoW anymore
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
I do keep meaning to register on Xbox Live. I'll add you as a friend when I get round to it. I might try it tonight as I think I'm on my own this evening again. That's been happening a lot recently now I think about. Ever since Valentine's day. She shouted something tearful about going to see her mother and... yeah. I don't really remember. I was a bit drunk and trying to play Gears of War.
quote:It starts on 3 stars, and nobody has rated me. I just slip in and out of multiplayer games without making friends.
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
I see you have 3 stars of 'rep' there bad-boy.
quote:Never heard of it.
Originally posted by Amy:
Has anyone played Crackdown yet?
quote:How the fuck does a computer game take drugs?
Originally posted by Amy:
Apparently it's supposed to be GTA on steroids,
quote:lolol
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
quote:Never heard of it.
Originally posted by Amy:
Has anyone played Crackdown yet?
quote:Nice. I'm glad to have helped. My entire wireless appears to have died as well which meant i got up early this morning for my pre-work wank and found myself sorely disappointed.
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
Cheer for coming back on that. I tried setting the router to channel 1. It didn't get the Wii working but it did stop wireless internet from working at all, on any device in the house.
quote:Fucking hell, no. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone. I thought it would be simple, but no.
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
Is it really worth all this hassle
quote:hey, if you ever get it sorted out, you could add me as a friend!
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
I haven't tried XboxLive yet. I don't want to shell out £60 for a wireless bridge only for it to sit there uselessly, telling me it can't get a connection.
quote:It gets a bit repetitive yeah, but the power stone things you get are totally worth it, some of them have some extremely nice effects, infrared vision, water breathing, damage mitigation and the like, worth getting as you go along to be honest as some can be a big help in the other quests. I need to finish it at some point, I'm up to almost the end of the main quest, completed the Mages Guild but no others, only got a couple of bits to do in the Fighters i think, not even tried the Arena out though. I might even start a new character and play from the start actually, since it's been a while since I last played it.
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
still hammering Oblivion, although the end is in sight now. Finished Mage Guild, Fighters Guild, Theives Guild and Arena, so only the main plot and the Dark Brotherhood to go. Currently closing oblivion gates, which is a bit of a gyp.
quote:Yup I got that game yesterday, not bad at all.
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
Last night I bought Castlevania: Symphony of Night
quote:Damn that's got some great tracks on there - Ramones, White Zombie, BLS, Donnas, Hendrix - shame there is no planned release on the PS3 - I wonder if the device would work on the new system?
Originally posted by guitargirl:
Guitar hero 1 & 2
quote:ahh I dunno about the ps3, however I did find out that for the 360 its not not going to be a wireless controller, I mean WTF!!
Originally posted by Waynster:
quote:Damn that's got some great tracks on there - Ramones, White Zombie, BLS, Donnas, Hendrix - shame there is no planned release on the PS3 - I wonder if the device would work on the new system?
Originally posted by guitargirl:
Guitar hero 1 & 2
quote:I seriously doubt it - Metallica are very protective of their music, hence why you will not find any of their tracks on compilation CD's - the only Metallica tracks I can think of that appeared on non-metallica albums are their version of 53 and 3rd on the Ramones tribute, and I heard also they recorded a track for an Ennio Morricone tribute.
Originally posted by guitargirl:
Im waiting for GH3 in the autumn to come out, there had bloody better be some Metallica on it this time!
quote:Is he Irish?
Originally posted by Waynster:
the famous Big Mick.
quote:Nah, a brummie, though I can see what you were trying to do there.
Originally posted by Black Mask:
quote:Is he Irish?
Originally posted by Waynster:
the famous Big Mick.
quote:What a shame, Id love to play some Metallica, although I have seen a few of thiers as "custom" tracks on GH.
Originally posted by Waynster:
quote:I seriously doubt it - Metallica are very protective of their music, hence why you will not find any of their tracks on compilation CD's - the only Metallica tracks I can think of that appeared on non-metallica albums are their version of 53 and 3rd on the Ramones tribute, and I heard also they recorded a track for an Ennio Morricone tribute.
Originally posted by guitargirl:
Im waiting for GH3 in the autumn to come out, there had bloody better be some Metallica on it this time!
Incidentally, I know their Sound Engineer, the famous Big Mick.
quote:Not sure how that would work with the sort of metal I listen to really, I mean there'd just be 2 sets of foot locations, the main one where you just sort of slouch a bit while moshing and air guitaring, and then a second set for when you get cramp from standing in one position too long and have to shuffle your weight onto the other foot. Maybe they could incorporate the Eye-Toy thing to rate the quality of your air guitaring..
Originally posted by Black Mask:
I understand the Wii is getting a dancemat game that you can upload your own music onto!
quote:I imagine the game would sync the movements to the bass drum, so you'd have to move your feet to the beat of the doublekick drums. Good luck with that, by the way. How fit are you feeling?
Originally posted by Physic:
Not sure how that would work with the sort of metal I listen to
quote:A friend of mine proudly told me the other day that he had set his eye toy up on his computer so that it traced the movement of his head/eyes, and the cursor moved wherever he pointed his head.
Originally posted by Physic:
Eye-Toy
quote:A couple of miles I think - assuming that's the Donnington you're talking about.
Originally posted by Ringo:
Misc how close do you live to Donnington?
quote:Christ, pay attention BigNuts. They were preteens. And no, I decided against it because the queue was fucking massive. I think it's the Easter holiday or something. Also, KFC doesn't really fit with the whole MiscDiet.
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
so, you were going to have a kfc, but you were frightened by teenagers?
quote:It's not. Never mind. I am spaq
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
A couple of miles I think - assuming that's the Donnington you're talking about.
quote:No. Although I tried not to laugh at this exchange.
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
any crazies in Kfc?
quote:Ah I have a good laugh with my eye toy, Crazy TAXIIII!!! TAXIIIII!!! And the washing windows thing,space reporter Ulala - gods sake I cannot do those silly dance movements I just look far too clumbsy and the whacking flying bats game and kung fu. Its fucking knackering, but fun.
Originally posted by Ringo:
quote:A friend of mine proudly told me the other day that he had set his eye toy up on his computer so that it traced the movement of his head/eyes, and the cursor moved wherever he pointed his head.
Originally posted by Physic:
Eye-Toy
I laughed at him and called him a geek. You should have seen his face. It was a picture. Oh yes.
quote:Now, think about this. An actual grown man wrote that dialogue. Probably older than you and I. He sat down and another group of adult businessmen paid him to come up with that. He would have been sat at his study, maybe under a shelf of screenplays and plays including Chinatown, Death of a Salesman and The Alchemist, and after endless cups of tea, and hours and hours of work, he would like back at his typewriter sheets and that's what he would see. Imagine being that man. Holding that in your hands and looking back at those words, shaking your head. What went wrong? Why did God have to impale you on a branch so low down the talent tree? Then just picture having the courage to send that into the studio. The mix of relief/ fear as it got made into a film. The fact that people who knew you would be going to watch it. People who mocked you at school for wanting to be a writer would be hearing that dialogue. It just doesn'tbear thinking about.
Skeletor: People of Eternia! I stand before the Great Eye of the galaxy. Chosen by destiny by the powers of Greyskull! This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as He-Man himself bears witness to it. Now. I, Skeletor, am Master of the Universe! YES! Yes... I feel it, the power... fills me. Yes, I feel the universe within me! I am... I am a part of the cosmos! The power flows... Flows through me! Of what consequence are you now? This planet, these people. They are NOTHING to me! The universe is power! Real, unstoppable POWER! and I am that force! I am that power! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER! Fool! you are no longer my EQUAL! I am more than man! MORE THAN LIFE! I... am... a... GOD! Now. You... will... KNEEEEEL! KNEEEEL!
quote:That's an interesting question and one I was pondering on the over day. Not why you use to wee when you looked at your poster, but because they were saying that Bratz toys were turning 3 year olds into dirty little slut hos. I mean, that's got to be bullshit, hasn't it? I had loads of he-man toys and I didn't start parading about in furry pants, down steroids and wear my hair business at the front and party at the back. For it was fantasy.
Originally posted by Louche:
I had a poster of Dolph Lungdren in his He-Man costume when I was wee. I don't know why my parents permitted it.
quote:They are obviously dead inside! Burn them with fire I say.
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
guitar hero just turned up. Nobody was impressed when I fake-rocked out to show it off to my colleagues. It's like toy guitars aren't awesome.
quote:The filth know full well there's fuck all they can do about the under-fives.
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
But it's true that 3 olds these days are little whores. You should see them all hanging around near the end of my road. I've called the police more than once, but they're all like whatever dude.
quote:I picked up Guitar Hero 2 for the ps2 for about 10 minutes and couldn't control the damn thing AT ALL. I kept crashing over the edge, or driving into rocks, and then got sort of stuck in the sky, rotating. I have to say I hope that Guitar Hero for the xbox 360 is easier.
Originally posted by guitargirl:
But Im very excited to say I can get as far as 73% on Freebird Expert with hyperspeed.
quote:Ya crazy devil!
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
quote:I picked up Guitar Hero 2 for the ps2 for about 10 minutes and couldn't control the damn thing AT ALL. I kept crashing over the edge, or driving into rocks, and then got sort of stuck in the sky, rotating. I have to say I hope that Guitar Hero for the xbox 360 is easier.
Originally posted by guitargirl:
But Im very excited to say I can get as far as 73% on Freebird Expert with hyperspeed.
quote:I just can't get my head round the appeal of Guitar Hero over playing a real instrument. Excepting the solo, Killing In The Name Of is a pretty simple song that takes about three hours to master on a real instrument. Surely that's much more satisfying? It worries me a bit, because it's the sort of thing my dad would say, but while it seems understandable to play games that let you go into gun battles, drive performance cars, kill pedestrians, why on earth would you play this game that's like a retard's version of a real life hobby you could do in the same space, wiht the same investment of time, with a more exciting result?
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
my wrist hurts and my hand is still shaking after about five hours of playing last night. It's good. Killing in the Name is especially enjoyable.
quote:Yes but with the PS3 they probably will have a USB interface to a 3,5" jack to plug into a real guitar, and then once you have mastered the licks on the highest level, it will ressurect Jimi Hendrix in your own front room to bestow your Guitar God status in person and give you James Hetfield's private phone number so you can do the next tour for him when he next enters rehab. For the PS3 is that good....
Originally posted by Ringo:
I'm amazed that anyone would consider this to be some kind of 'coup' that it's not on PS3.
Yes..
quote:I dunno, man. There's something about the title of the game that makes me think the guitar part is quite a big factor. Maybe it's the word 'hero', or something, but I'm definitely getting the feeling that the game is really about fulfilling 'I can play that song!' fantasies for people who - unfathomably - can't be fucked to dedicate a similiar amount of time to actually doing that thing. There's something about the controller that suggests that to me, too. Something about the way it's different to the normal XBox controller. It looks familiar, somehow... like it's supposed to represent something other than a games controller.
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
a control system that is NOT a guitar, etc. The best way to think of it is that it's not playing the guitar, it's playing a computer game.
quote:Th-that's... that's TMO, isn't it?
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
you have a keyboard... that people can bash with their fists when prompted... for which they then get applause from computer generated characters.
quote:This leap though, from a game with a guitar as a motif and actually playing a real guitar, considering the difference in experience, seems too great for me. You're drawing a direct relationship between a fantasy (a controller that represents a guitar within the game you are playing) and reality (an actual guitar, that has no relation to the game) based on language and gestures - ie, yes the controller is designed to evoke the perception of guitar playing, but then this is used as a base for a game that isn't playing the guitar. It's a rhythm game, like dance dance revolution. I can't believe that you can't see this. I mean, this all stems from the age old anti-gaming thing of gaming experiences being less authentic than real life, when in reality gaming will only draw inspiration from the themes and subjects of real life. Playing a rhythm game is nothing like playing the guitar. You're not playing notes, you're not creating anything, you're trying to beat a pre-set challenge within a gaming framework / narrative. The satisfaction comes from the challenge - surely a real guitar is more about the direct result of twanging the strings, and the ability to interact freely with the equipment?
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
quote:I dunno, man. There's something about the title of the game that makes me think the guitar part is quite a big factor. Maybe it's the word 'hero', or something,
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
a control system that is NOT a guitar, etc. The best way to think of it is that it's not playing the guitar, it's playing a computer game.
quote:It.
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
Is this... what?
quote:I think that in some instances that argument has merit. Like here. The game seems to strive incredibly hard to fulfil the fantasy of playing kick ass rock songs on the guitar - the shape of the controller, to the point where it's not simply drawing inspiration from a theme of real life, it's trying to mirror it in a simplified - or genuinely retarded way - and therefore making it absolutely less of an experience.
I mean, this all stems from the age old anti-gaming thing of gaming experiences being less authentic than real life, when in reality gaming will only draw inspiration from the themes and subjects of real life.
quote:I don't think the basic ruleset of Guitar Hero II is 'nothing like' playing a real instrument - rhythm - obviously - is a factor in both, and when you're playing someone else's songs it's really about making sure you're hitting the right bits at the right times, and the satisfaction comes - as with the game - in nailing those predetermined structures. Maybe this is the thing - I don't see the game a completely different, but instead like a simplified baby version of a real life pursuit; not something that takes inspiration from real life and builds on it in an imaginative way, but a way of mirroring a real life hobby and retarding it to make it accessible.
Playing a rythmn game is nothing like playing the guitar. You're not playing notes, you're not creating anything, you're trying to beat a pre-set challenge within a gaming framework / narrative. The satisfaction comes from the challenge - surely a real guitar is more about the direct result of twanging the strings, and the freedom to interact freely with the equipment?
quote:I think there's a sense that the game is an embarrassment to computer gaming because - as you point out - it makes real the criticism that games are a shitter version of real world pursuits. It's the way it simplifies it down and then makes a virtue out of the fact that not only is it easier but you also get instant rewards and pats on the head that you wouldn't get if you did this in the real world. Other than this silly window dressing, it doesn't add anything to the experience, it doesn't make it fantastical, it just tries hard to ape it. It makes me ashamed to play computer games.
Is there some sense that people who play this game are lazy, or cheating, or somehow degrading the experience of playing the guitar, simply because the game draws inspiration from common perceptions of the experience of being a guitarist in a rock band?
quote:
Originally posted by jonesy999:
In the future, you'll be able to play computer games on guitars. That will be interesting.
quote:Yeah - that would be really good. It seems like something that's so obvious you can hardly understand why it hasn't been done. Like one of those "Learn to play Rock Guitar!" DVDs but properly interactive. I'll take two copies of "Ringo's Drum Training", please.
Originally posted by Ringo:
I'm liking that idea a lot actually. Games which help you learn to play an instrument.
quote:I think that the game certainly draws on the fantasy, but in no way fulfils it. Having played both guitar hero and guitars in the past, I can safely say that there's no correlation between my experience of the two things. Guitar playing for me wasn't a frustrating points driven against-the-clock fantasy based rhythm game, but involved me patiently sitting on my bed, playing the same notes to nirvana songs. Which is not what I was doing in guitar hero. Of course there is an element of learning patterns and sequences, but surely this is just game playing in general?
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
[QUOTE]The game seems to strive incredibly hard to fulfil the fantasy of playing kick ass rock songs on the guitar - the shape of the controller, to the point where it's not simply drawing inspiration from a theme of real life, it's trying to mirror it in a simplified - or genuinely retarded way - and therefore making it absolutely less of an experience.
quote:This to me seems like quite a sad way of thinking about the guitar as an instrument. While I admit I didn't get past the stage of copying songs that I liked on the actual guitar, the overall enjoyment I got out wasn't in being able to 'beat' the challenge of getting them just right - the enjoyment was hearing me play and realising that I'm playing the song, that I have control, that these are my notes now. Yes, there was a challenge to overcome, but that's not where the satisfaction came from. You could say that satisfaction comes from being good, getting better, learning and improving, but again, any game involves that. Guitar hero is purely about that - you don't 'play' the notes. When you hit the buttons, nothing comes out unless you're doing it according to what's on screen. There's no chance to experiment or to make your own songs, which are integral elements to playing a real guitar. Just because guitar hero features timing and patterns and a fake plastic guitar doesn't instantly make it a poor substitute for playing the guitar. That seems so... unimaginative? Like there's no space allowed between objective reality and fantasy.
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
I don't think the basic ruleset of Guitar Hero II is 'nothing like' playing a real instrument - rhythm - obviously - is a factor in both, and when you're playing someone else's songs it's really about making sure you're hitting the right bits at the right times, and the satisfaction comes - as with the game - in nailing those predetermined structures. Maybe this is the thing - I don't see the game a completely different, but instead like a simplified baby version of a real life pursuit; not something that takes inspiration from real life and builds on it in an imaginative way, but a way of mirroring a real life hobby and retarding it to make it accessible.
quote:Again, it's sad that you can be embarrased by computer games. But I understand that you haven't played this game, so it's harder for you to comment on it. I accept that. But to me, this attitude that 'fun' is something to be sneered and scoffed at, and fantasy should be belittled if there is a more 'worthy' (according to your false comparison) direct alternative seems pretty miserable, and untrue. Any fiction offers you a chance to engage in a fantasy situation. I suppose the degree to which you'll allow yourself to engage with fantasy and fiction depends how seriously you take yourself, how you see life, all that kind of thing that we probably shouldn't go into. Surely the point of a game is gaining rewards easier than in life? Should games always be hard, painful slogs? Rewards always gained after blood sweat and tears? Always? Last night, after a few hours, when I found myself getting into it, getting better, going for perfect scores, gaining achievement points, unlocking songs and characters and environments, and rising to increasing challenges was pure escapism and mesmerising fun. So tell me how I'm wrong to enjoy this. There's clearly something wrong with me here.
I think there's a sense that the game is an embarrassment to computer gaming because - as you point out - it makes real the criticism that games are a shitter version of real world pursuits. It's the way it simplifies it down and then makes a virtue out of the fact that not only is it easier but you also get instant rewards and pats on the head that you wouldn't get if you did this in the real world. Other than this silly window dressing, it doesn't add anything to the experience, it doesn't make it fantastical, it just tries hard to ape it. It makes me ashamed to play computer games.
quote:I'm involved in that kind of thing at work. My job is 50 - 75% researching and developing learning games at the moment. It's fun until you spend a week evaluating the level of immersion in management accounts simulators.
Originally posted by Ringo:
I know there's a big project going on here at the moment involving looking at how computer games and computer games technology can be integrated into education. I know they've been looking at things like Second Life because of its versatility. I've mentioned this to one of the chaps (actually my brother in law) who is vaguely involved in the project.
quote:Singstar does a good job of it, on the PS2. That was really accurate.
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
I imagine it would be more difficult with a real guitar, violin, tuba, etc, as you'd need some pretty sophisticated pitch detection, but with a suitable microphone or pickup attachment, even that shouldn't be a problem for the current crop of magickal-multi-core consoles.
quote:Yeah... ha... ha... good joke there - make it look like I just don't want to play with Jimmy lol.
Originally posted by SilverGinger5:
Just wanted to say that was an awesome game of Gears of War we had last night Nathan. You really covered my back well. See you again tonight and we'll destroy some more Americans?
quote:Sorry. My NPD was playing up.
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
pathetic.
code:Slash?!?i picked up guitar when i was 15 and only took a year to get good. not slash good but still good.
quote:Given that it's unlikely in the extreme that this kid will actually make money from playing Guitar Hero II well... what do you find impressive about it? I mean - if you don't see any benefit in doing something any better than anyone else can do it?
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
I don't see the benefit of coming first. I know that you could potentially get money if you get really really good at something, but I've never really considered that to be in scope.
quote:It looks a hell of a lot more physically possible than something like this for example.
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
It's impressive because what he's doing doesn't even look physically possible.
quote:no need - I'm not going to hold it against you. One day you'll get me good, nathan. One day my whole empire will be brought down once you find that crack, that weak point in my economy of lies. This is not that time. Stay vigilant.
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
Well. It's too late for sorry now.
quote:You do use a clay in Laser Clay Pigeon Pointing, otherwise... what would you know to point the gun at? It's got a kind of reflective band on it so the shot 'registers' and you get points. They had it at a press launch I was at one time. It's true that it is a kind of a crippled version of proper clay pigeon shooting, but it means it can be used as a sideshow thing at a boozy corporate function without the risk of drunk and clumsy people shotgunning each other to death.
Originally posted by dang65:
I suspect no clay.
quote:bugger, ah well, if anyone fancies a co-op game of Red Steel or Zelda then, unless you're going to tell me they're not web enabled either? Haven't had a chance to check to be honest..
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
bad news brother. Wii sports isn't internet enabled.
quote:Hmm, that sucks. Ah well...
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
you've got it. Only one game so far is internet enabled. Pokemon. Not out in the UK yet as far as I know.
quote:
Originally posted by Tilde:
He's lying Big Nuts....
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quote:I meant to log on at some point this weekend, but I got sucked in by Marvel Ultimate Alliance, which I spent a truly ridiculous amount of time playing. I can't remember the last time I spent 20+ hours on the same game with only reluctant breaks for food and sleep. It's so addictive and when you get bored of playing the same characters you can just swap them out and start levelling up some new dudes with a bunch of different characters. Although I was disappointed at how shit Blade was I did end up in delirious laughter at Mr Fantastic's devastating Wheeling Spastic Arms attack, and the unspeakable carnage it wreaks. It's a lovely, good looking game with a real sense of value. I was playing it on the X-Box but I think there's a Wii version - I heartily recommend it to Black Mask and Physic who I think both enjoyed the X-Men Legends games by the same team.
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
sure, okay. When do you want to try that?
quote:Nathan, it might be nice if occasionally you tried to pay attention to what people say on this forum and remember it to save redundant posts like that one.
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
I heartily recommend it to Black Mask.
quote:
Originally posted by Black Mask:
I ordered Wii Play, Marvel Ultimate Alliance and Rayman Raving Rabbids, as well. I need to get another nunchuck. Wahhh!
quote:
Originally posted by Black Mask:
Rayman Raving Rabbids on the Wii has me laughing like a big stupid child. Losing sleep over Marvel Ultimate Alliance.
quote:I didn't know there was a family guy game - any chance I can borrow in m9?
Originally posted by Darryn.R:
I've just finished Family Guy the PSP game.
T'was Okay I guess..
Now back to playing Outrun.
quote:The Japanese are nuts, aren't they?
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
Ouendan is just like a kiddie fischer price version of being a male cheerleader who solves dilemmas through the power of accurately timed motivational dance routines.
quote:
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
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quote:What the hell's wrong with this guy? He should be grateful he hasn't got 5 bullets in his skull like most firearms suspects.
Mr Williams, who says he is speaking to lawyers about a possible claim for wrongful arrest
quote:...or that your knowledge could be a serious asset to a gaming company? Seriously mate, you should consider it.
Originally posted by Ringo:
I sometimes wonder if being able to pick up on small things like this is some kind of indication that I spend far far too much time playing computer games.
quote:Here's hoping.
Currently, they have no plans to bring [Silent Hill 5] multiplatform, although they may be forced down that road if PS3 sales don't improve.
quote:So as I'm not using that it must be a different problem. God knows. It's error 220602 though and I've followed the information they have about that. Bleh. I guess I'll never get to play mario strikers online
We have identified the following software firewall(s) as being incompatible with the use of the Nintendo Wi-Fi USB Connector. We suggest using another firewall product, if possible:
Zone Alarm Internet Security Suite
quote:I'm sure all games developers have to compromise their initial vision to keep it in line with what the hardware can offer. It's only common sense that they start out with what they would love to achieve, and then have to scale it back to what is actually possible. You could just as easily ask why, as a gamer, you would want the game to be restricted to the tiniest fraction of the gaming community and not make any money for the people behind it.
Originally posted by Ringo:
I thought you were a game fan, Benway? Why would you want them to make a version which isn't as good as they wanted it to be?
quote:But... The thing is, It downloaded the update patch thing absolutely fine with no problem's whatsoever so it is clearly connecting to the internet but when I then try to sign the agreement that allows me to use the internet it tries to connect and then says it can't form a connection.
Originally posted by Ringo:
Actually I had problems with mine a couple of times where it inexplicably wouldn't connect to my gateway until i cycled the power on both the gateway and the Wii, then it would pick it up again.
quote:I think the answer to that is fairly obvious: simply that these games are currently being developed for the 360, which developers say is nice and easy to code and optimise for as it's just like a PC, and then they're ported to the PS3 as more of an afterthought rather than spend the money on developing and optimising a version of the game for that console. Look at games which are developed solely for the PS3 which in some respects is still very new technology compared to the 360 and certainly the depths of its abilities are yet to be truly understood, games like Gran Turismo HD and the graphics are so much better than things you see on the 360. Plus it's an indisputable fact that blu-ray currently has masses more capacity than any other format, meaning that games can be much larger over a single disk.
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
Also, if the PS3 is the only console that can deliver this thing, how is it that not one single multi-platform game looks better on the PS3, and in several cases looks worse?
quote:I haven't entirely looked for the tape yet. So no. But I shall look.
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
Also I had the exact same problem with my Wii connection that SG5 is describing. By the way dude, did you find that tape?
quote:Actually, it's more likely to be a kind of defensive reaction to buyer's remorse, than brand loyalty. But whatever. Anyway. I thought the word on Blu-Ray was that although it had masses and masses of storage, the laser was so slow that they wound up putting entire games on the disc several times over to keep the load times down.
Originally posted by Ringo:
But then you know all this. It's mostly a case of brand loyalty that makes people want to put down another console.
quote:It depends on what you want out of it really. Consoles now are far more than mere games machines. The PS3 can be turned into a fully fledged desktop PC if you felt like it, it plays the latest blu-ray films, you can go online, etc etc etc. And for other consoles too, there's more to them than just the games. There are a lot of really interesting looking games set to come out for PS3 over the next 6 months and I'm sure it'll be a long time before we see the potential fully exploited from either the 360 or the PS3. But it does seem to be the case that software developers are mostly starting to say that the PS3 has considerably greater potential. How much of that is marketting fluff remains to be seen.
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
one day I'm sure the Ps3 will be worth it. At the moment, one tech demo isn't enough to justify it, especially as the actual games coming out at the moment for the ps3 (according to internet sources) look and feel worse than those coming out for the xbox.
quote:I suppose if you want to compare like with like (ish), you'd have to price the PS3 against an Xbox 360 with HD-DVD drive. From what I remember, there's not much in it.
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
sure man, and if it didn't cost twice as much as an xbox, the ps3 would be a viable photo viewer / DVD player / internet device.
quote:But again, these hi def video formats aren't yet worth it. At the moment, most people I'm sure would rather pay less and do without. I'm with mcandrew. Give it a few years.
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
quote:I suppose if you want to compare like with like (ish), you'd have to price the PS3 against an Xbox 360 with HD-DVD drive. From what I remember, there's not much in it.
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
sure man, and if it didn't cost twice as much as an xbox, the ps3 would be a viable photo viewer / DVD player / internet device.
ETA: Here's a picture:
PICTURE
quote:No, I totally agree. I was just saying that the BluRay drive accounts for a fair proportion of the PS3's cost. In fact a standlone BluRay Player costs about £600 as far as I can tell.
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
But again, these hi def video formats aren't yet worth it. At the moment, most people I'm sure would rather pay less and do without. I'm with mcandrew. Give it a few years.
quote:Yeah, I did that for ages, but finally plumped for a cheap Core2Duo (easily overclockable to 3.5Ghz) and an affordable 8600GTS. It's probably not going to last me years and years, but the card was only £100 and it can play everything I've thrown at it, maxed out, which is a nice change from the Athlon XP + 6600GT I had before.
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
I still sometimes build my dream PC on dabs, get quite close to buying it with spread payments, wake up, and then decide to leave it six months until the next Nvidia card either comes out, or six months later, becomes affordable.
quote:I managed to sort out my wii to go online yesterday!
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
Also I had the exact same problem with my Wii connection that SG5 is describing. By the way dude, did you find that tape?
quote:I think you'd enjoy the FlatOut series. I've played the first two games on PC and they're a lot of fun, thanks to the physics based crashes and destructible scenery.
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
However, I hear that the crashes are a bit muted on Forza (something to do with car manufacturers not wanting their products to be seen as fiery instruments of horrific death), which removes half the appeal. I like crashes, you see.
quote:Thing is, Forza and Burnout are like opposite ends of a very long spectrum. Burnout is a pure arcade racer, completely removed from the experience of actual racing. In fact, am I right in saying that out of its many many modes, only one of them actually concerns itself with the order in which you cross the finish line?
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
Maybe. I didn't used to be a huge fan of racing games. I really did enjoy Burnout: Revenge, though, so it's kind of whetted my appettite for them. However, I hear that the crashes are a bit muted on Forza (something to do with car manufacturers not wanting their products to be seen as fiery instruments of horrific death), which removes half the appeal. I like crashes, you see.
quote:I'm not upset - you were absolutely right. I read your post and nodded thinking, "That is absolutely true". My above post was sincere, not sarcastic.
Originally posted by Ringo:
so no need to get all upset about it.
quote:That looks more like it. I think I played a demo of this on the PC, but couldn't get my car round the first bend.
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
If you crash hard enough in FlatOut, your driver will fly out of the windscreen in all his ragdoll glory. Alongside the racing, there are a number of mini games, based on the idea of launching your driver to his death.
quote:I've not played rFactor so it's hard to comment, and I've not actually played Forza 2, just the first one. However in my personal opinion a game like Forza/Gran Turismo etc will always be hampered by the controller it's designed to be played with. Realistically you can only play LFS properly with a steering wheel and pedals, and preferably one like the Logitec G25 with a clutch pedal and H-pattern shifter along with 900 degrees of rotation. You can have the best physics in the world but there are elements of the control system which determine how you interract with them.
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
Ringo - In your opinion, can Forza really hold a candle to the PC driving sims, such as rFactor and Live for Speed?
quote:I dunno. I think Gears of War will look pretty impressive in 40in HD.
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
maybe I made a mistake.
quote:A friend of mine has a 1080p projector and it's awesome. Especially playing Gameboy Tetris emulated on his Xbox, on a screen 15 feet wide.
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
I'd love to have a projector set up in a dedicated room; a proper home theatre. When we move house I either want to have just a home cinema room, or maybe a howling room instead.
quote:Believe me when I say, I shall cry myself to sleep about this fact.
Originally posted by Ringo:
Right. Well that'll be the last time I try to have a joke with you. Nice one.
quote:Yeah, I'm alright Louche. You?
Originally posted by Louche:
Are you alright, SilverGinger?
quote:BURN!!!
Originally posted by Ringo:
Yes SG, we all saw it. We're all very impressed.
quote:No no, pray don't mention it
Originally posted by SilverGinger5:
Sorry for being a bit of a dick, I'm a bit stressed and snapped before I realised it was a joke
quote:I am so fucking smooth.
Originally posted by Dr. Benway, 1 year ago:
Aside from all that horseshit that I just said - what are people are 'rocking' at the moment?
quote:I saved up, man. I saved up.
Originally posted by Black Mask:
Where did Big Nuts get the money for a telly like that, anyway?
What's going on?
quote:Do you work as a financial advisor, by any chance?
Originally posted by Black Mask:
You should've bought it on credit. Then you could've spunked your savings away and you'd still have a telly.
quote:She never did get that racehorse, did she?
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
Vogon Poetess was the greatest person in the world at saving up. I've never known anyone like it. Hoarded like a squirrel, she did. Apparently, when she died she had nearly 5k in her savings account.![]()
quote:Not according to the notes I'm working from.
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
She never did get that racehorse, did she?![]()
quote:Yeah but I got that one first!
Originally posted by Darryn.R:
We have that TV too Benway, it's a stunning picture and not as large as you think it will be when it's in place.
I'm getting a PS3 in the morning so I can full HD myself to death
quote:Christ, I thought I'd only gone to shit in the last six months. It's obviously a lot longer than that. I mean, what the fuck was the point of that post?
Originally posted by Louche a whole almost year ago:
God of War is an excellent game to watch someone else playing. The effects are just so silly. And the music is rather stirring. Also good for watching other people play: Tony Hawkes games.
That is the sum of my Games related contribution. I'm still fascinated by Bejewelled.
quote:i thought she died on the tube.
Originally posted by Black Mask:
That's how Veep died.
Massive stroke.
quote:I'm still waiting for this game...
Originally posted by Black Mask:
I'd like to play a game set in 1950s Los Angeles, where your character (the bastard daughter of Betty Page and Ed Gein) is brainwashed by the Chinese to smuggle a nuclear device (which is disguised as a teenaged boy) into the lot of MGM studios. You have to use guile, pussy and ultraviolence to achieve your ends. The bomb is detonated when penetrated by Cary Grant. David Niven is tipped off to your plot and enlists the help of Hollywood's finest to hunt you down with Thompson machine-guns.
quote:Did I miss something?
Originally posted by doc d:
quote:i thought she died on the tube.
Originally posted by Black Mask:
That's how Veep died.
Massive stroke.
quote:Good for you mate. I also have recently adjusted to a life without credit and I have to say, so far it appears to be completely shit
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
Alvin Hall would approve of my non-credit ways.
quote:lol. I didn't know not... was black.
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
not is a faggot nigger, but he'll fuck anyone up who dares point it out. Be warned.
quote:lol.
Originally posted by Louche:
2005: Philomel strangled by a stray sock.
quote:That's because you live in...
Originally posted by Ringo:
I also have recently adjusted to a life without credit and I have to say, so far it appears to be completely shit![]()
quote:sorry. that was a near death experience wasn't it?
Originally posted by Black Mask:
quote:Did I miss something?
Originally posted by doc d:
quote:i thought she died on the tube.
Originally posted by Black Mask:
That's how Veep died.
Massive stroke.
quote:Nice. Could you pretend I've been missing for a few years and do me?
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
What I've got in my dossier under 'philomel' is:
Missing female poster tied into Benway/Raz love triangle. Friend of Louche's from another board, favoured a kind of rhythmic pitter-patter writing style heavy on imagery, alliteration and assonance. Worked in PR. Subject of a possibly very false rumour involving a formerly prominent male poster and voyeurism/masturbation.
quote:lol. It was actually 2005.
Originally posted by Black Mask:
2006: ralph, died of tediousness
quote:...Britain!
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
quote:That's because you live in...
Originally posted by Ringo:
I also have recently adjusted to a life without credit and I have to say, so far it appears to be completely shit![]()
quote:Wait, haven't all the female members of tmo done that then? That's what he told me, anyway...
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
Subject of a possibly very false rumour involving a formerly prominent male poster and voyeurism/masturbation.
quote:LOL.
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
Not much.
quote:Hmmm. That sounds horrific. By the sounds of it, one would be lucky to knock in a break of thirty on tables like these. Can't you join a local working mens' club? I've joined four and the tables are maintained immaculately. Average price is 20p per half an hour. Can't go wrong.
Originally posted by Ringo:
And all the tables are completely rubbish. Most you can't play a single shot down the rail, slow shots always roll off line (and I'm not talking about the nap of the cloth here, I mean rolling seriously), and the dimples in the cloth where the balls generally sit mean it's almost impossible to accurately pot a ball off its spot. Add to that the fact the tables are absolutely filthy, and you end up having grimy sticky hands after a couple of frames, and it's just not a nice experience.
quote:Seven quid an hour! I used to practice on a table actually used for World Championship qualifying matches for a fiver an hour. Does the owner of your snooker club wear a mask?
Originally posted by Ringo:
You can book a match table which is marginally better (two of these still have stitches in the baize though, where thye've been repaired, and one has two sets of lines on, where they've stretched the cloth and had to redraw it) but they're like £7/h and it's just not good value for money.
quote:Lol. I fucking hate it when that happens. I always make a point of really taking my time over shots in these circumstances. Doesn't help with the flow of your game so much, but if there are players nearby with that sort of attitude then I suppose you're not exactly going to be giving it 100% anyway.
Originally posted by Ringo:
Oh at the tables are too close together, and frequently you end up taking a shot while some inconsiderate shit from the adjacent table stands inches from you impatiently huffing and puffing if you spend more than half a second lining up your shot.
quote:So.. er..
Originally posted by Benny the Ball:
she was telling me about her dad commiting suicide and how he did it.
quote:I know it's too late now, but don't you remember posting this back in October 2005?
Originally posted by Ringo:
Please TMO. Please stop me from buying an Xbox 360 and undoing some of my hard work clearing my credit card.
It's just... Everyone has Forza 2 and they're all playing it online every night and posting up screenshots and I'm really having a hard time not to buy one.
Please talk me out of it.
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quote:What are you trying to tell us Ringo?
Originally posted by Ringo:
Only paedophiles and men with severely stunted penii lust after the xbox and the 360. FACT.
quote:I see your game Mr. Ball.
Originally posted by Benny the Ball:
plump breasted teen south african
quote:Slit his wrists and throat in the bath last year - it didn't take him a year to die though, he died once the blood had run out of his body, probably...
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
quote:So.. er..
Originally posted by Benny the Ball:
she was telling me about her dad commiting suicide and how he did it.
No.
Oh fuck it...
How did he do it then?
quote:You sound like the perfect 'father figure' for this girl. If she's already opened her heart to you, you can be sure of what the next opening is.
Originally posted by Benny the Ball:
I watched her chest to make sure that she wasn't hyperventilating or getting upset.
quote:There's a Wireless Racing Wheel that allegedly has force feedback, but I don't understand how that's possible without some proper mains juice to power it.
Originally posted by Tilde:
I'm only level 8. Do you use a steering wheel? There's one available for xbox360 now isn't there?
quote:There's a microsoft wireless one with force feedback but it actually plugs into the mains and the wheel has a cable to the pedals. You do lose the cable trailing from the tv to the controller though. Still it's £80 so I'm not going to buy one anytime soon.
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
quote:There's a Wireless Racing Wheel that allegedly has force feedback, but I don't understand how that's possible without some proper mains juice to power it.
Originally posted by Tilde:
I'm only level 8. Do you use a steering wheel? There's one available for xbox360 now isn't there?
quote:I hardly ever connect to live. It involves bringing the modem downstairs and having all these cables stretched across the house and all the rest of it. it's a real drag, man.
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
Also, does thorn either a) hardly ever play xbox or b) rarely connect to Live?
quote:I felt the same way about my old Toyota Supra.
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
On Gran Turismo, I loved my little Prelude. It seemed like a real slog to get that baby up to scratch, and when I finally saved up enough to fit it out for racing, I was nearly crying with emotion at seeing her all kitted out.
quote:I wonder if the Westboro Baptist Church have a presence in Forza. I'd be well miffed if I got overtaken by an SUV emblazoned with GOD HATES YOUR FAG CAR or GOD LAUGHS WHEN FAGS CRASH.
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
Nazi Rally
quote:No, I don't really like to touch code anymore. I see it as beneath me.
Originally posted by Ringo:
Can Misc not do something about it?
quote:lol
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
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quote:I offered to fix this over a year ago.
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
No, I don't really like to touch code anymore. I see it as beneath me.
Someone else is welcome to have a go if they want though. I guess the ASP just needs a line or two to check if the filename already exists and return an error message if this is the case.
Any code monkeys about?
quote:Quick look on the web throws up this bit of code which should be easy enough to tweak:
Originally posted by ralph:
I offered to fix this over a year ago.![]()
code:Dim fs, strFileNameAndPath
strFileNameAndPath = Your file name
' -- Use file name and path
' -- from the database. Remember to map it
' -- to the Web Server's point of view.
' -- Use Server.MapPath for help.
Set fs = CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")
If fs.FileExists(strFileNameAndPath) Then
' -- file exists
else
' -- file does not exist
end if
quote:lol. stupid google.
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
ETA: Are you a fan of Yes and Kansas, Steve?
quote:Okay - it should be live now.
Originally posted by ralph:
CYI Misc.
quote:I miss the good old days.
Originally posted by ralph:
Success! No more image overlay! Huzzah!
quote:I know what you're saying, but I quite enjoyed the tactical aspect of the previous games. You could set up a detailed plan of action before each mission, which was half the fun of the game. The many different ways of going about a mission added to the replayability. But I seem to remember it was all optional and you could just choose a default plan and get straight into the action, if desired.
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
Resident Evil 4 is a bomb.
I can quite believe that The Rainbow Six Do Las Vegas is dumbed down from previous R6 games, but I never played any of the others so I don't care. A lot of the time with PC tactical shooters 'dumbed down' usually just means 'playable'. The PC gaming community tends to think they've been delivered an intellectual short hand if a computer game doesn't feature nineteen keyboard shortcuts, each pulling up five opions in a tactical menu, innumerable weapons customisations that make an imperceptible difference in their performance, and can be picked up by a new player in less than a week.
quote:It sounds/looks interesting.
At this time, we are not revealing anything more than the fact that we are changing the way that players are able to move in first person. No more restrictions, no more being blocked by simple barriers such as walls and fences. We want to enable the player to move like a real person, with the ability to run, jump, vault and slide in a way that has never been seen before in a first-person game.
quote:That's why Ghostzilla exists, m9. Can't really do video footage though.
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
I don't like looking at Gamespot at work - too obvious. Can you give me a precis of E3?
quote:Since I stopped getting paralytically drunk four times a week, my mug carrying skills have improved to the point where I can now carry two at a time. Although this has to be on a flat surface with no doors on the route. I still flip out and start spilling if I encounter any obstacles, or if someone starts talking to me and breaks my concentration.
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
You don't fancy an online game of Wii Super Mug Carry Challenge then Thorn?
quote:I dunno man. If my wife went missing I'd feel like I'd been let out on parole.
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
It's good news alright, although the bare details didn't make it sounds brilliant - you play a war veteran searching for your brother. You know, who would give a shit if their brother vanished? Not quite the same as daughter or wife.
quote:
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
if you can get over the fact that the gun is basically like a kiddie fisher price version of a real gun,
quote:This is just like... if a spastic was friends with another spastic, it still wouldn't make it acceptable to be a spastic.
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
On sunday I was playing Guitar Hero with my friend who's an actual guitarist, and he managed to enjoy it. Maybe his fun-crushing Protestant Work Ethic isn't as strong as yours, eh thorn?![]()
quote:Looks like our little Ringo is growing up.
Originally posted by Ringo:
I think, if I'm really honest, I might have to find a new hobby.
quote:Where would TMO be without my creative input eh?
Originally posted by squeegy:
lol
quote:I think going outside, seeing friends, that kind of thing, that's a really good alternative.
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
wall climbing looks like a good, wholesome hobby.
quote:OMG! Un marathon de << The Secret World of Alex Mack >> chez Misque ce soir!
Originally posted by SilverGinger5:
I had a lovely time last night browsing Tv-links and watching lots of Brasseye
quote:you could try the auction house. That's where I bought my piece of shit lamborghini. You can have that if you like.
Originally posted by Tilde:
On the Forza2 theme. I've amassed some money and Im thinking about buying a car that I can tune up to win races. Any idea which one is best to go for, I've got about 200,000 and I guess I'm looking for the best car in each class ultimately. There's so many cars, it's confusing.
Also there's a ton of Ferraris but I haven't unlocked any yet, how do you get them unlocked?
quote:I find that the best cars tend to be ones that you win. You can go through without buying cars at all. In fact, I've only bought two so far - the GTi at the beginning of the game, and the Lamborghini. When I hit level 30, Ferrari sent me a car. The recent annoying thing I had was where I took this '85 911 and basically blew thousands and thousands on maxing it out with all the best equipment. It's now completely impossible to drive the damn the thing. It goes from 0-100 in about 3 seconds, but it can't corner at all. I've tweaked the rollbars, the brake ratio, the suspension ratio and the downforce, but it just won't take a corner.
Originally posted by Tilde:
I've been looking at the auction house a bit, I figured a Ferrari Enzo would be cool, what are they to buy normally through the game 250,000?
Anyway last night I got a golf and tried to make it into the best class C car so when I get an online race with the class C limit on it I can load that in FTW!
I'm going to try and do that for all the classes. I was wondering if there is an optimum car in each class, but I guess you can tune most cars up to be as competitive as possible.
quote:I suspect this is the most important question that has ever been asked on TMO and I don't think it is one that can be answered in one sentence.
Originally posted by squirrelandgman:
I liked Sensible Soccer on the Amiga. Much better than Kick Off don't you think?
quote:I've played a few online games now, initially struggled but it's a bit better now that I've maxed a few cars out in their respective classes.
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
Also play an hour or so of Forza. Gone past level 30 now. Played my first multiplayer. Lost every race.
quote:I played a fair amount of Dr. Kawashima, which is pretty good. It does kind of sharpen you up in terms of your competency at the challenges it sets you. My favourite game was going two player head to head on the basic arithmetic. So simple - just adding, multiplying and subtracting - but the challenge of trying to do the 15 or 20 sums before somebody else in real time was compelling. After a couple of weeks of daily challenges with my friend in work, my times tables became an instant reflex. Which they weren't before or after.
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
I started playing Big Brain Academy: Wii Degree
quote:Must admit, I felt the same when I first played it. I thought, "Oh. Woo-pee-doo! Another first person shooter. Let's put fucking Outrun on. "
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
I never got that far with Halo, and never understood what the fuss was about.
quote:Ringo, if you could give me an idea of price for a DVD lens replacement and mod-chip installation, I might be very interested. I don't know much about modding, but I'm interested in XBMC and playing backed-up games.
Originally posted by Ringo:
I'm fairly sure you're up north, but in case I'm wrong, my buddy is an Xpert at chipping and modifying Xboxes and would probably sort it out for not a lot of money.
quote:Yes, original xbox. And tbh, I'm not even sure if the drive needs replacing. It might just need a good clean.
Originally posted by Ringo:
For the original xbox, yeah? I can find out for you.
As far as I know it's generally a case of replacing the whole drive rather than just the lens. You can either have a direct OEM replacement or a third party one but the third party drive might not work with all games when the mod chip is activated. I think. I'll find out.
quote:Cheers for the offer Ringo. I am indeed up north, unfortunately. I'll be seeing my mate later on anyhow, so I'll remind him about getting my chip fixed. I'm getting withdrawal symptoms from not playing Outrun. Ach.
Originally posted by Ringo:
I'm fairly sure you're up north, but in case I'm wrong, my buddy is an Xpert at chipping and modifying Xboxes and would probably sort it out for not a lot of money.
quote:Yes, there's something really engaging about the little things like reloading by holding the trigger and flicking the Wiimote upwards. I wish the knife-play were a little more representative of your actual movements though, rather than a standard left-right animation. Wot, no stabbing?
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
Plus playing with the Wii-mote is a real joy - every bit as intuitive as a mouse.
quote:Yeah, only a bit naked. If you want full-frontal nudity, you'll have to upgrade to a shotgun.
Originally posted by Physic:
...such as people getting a bit naked if you actively point your gun at them
quote:Totally, the realistic loss of accuracy on close to medium range weapons over longer distance in particular makes it tricky, and getting caught by a shotgun at close range hurts. Highly satisfying when you creep into a building via the rafters and drop an enemy via a single gunshot to the back of the head though
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
the shootouts have been difficult yet very entertaining so far.
quote:Cheers, I'll check that out.
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
nathan you should definitely look at the Ace Combat 6 demo on xbox live.
quote:What is the point though? You get a bigger number next to your gamerscore right?... what's the benefit? the reason? Is it the respect of your peers when you go online?
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
I only got it for the points.
quote:I dunno. I'm very rarely on XBox Live and yet I still felt compelled to head to the top of Agency Tower and then jump off to get the Base Jumper achievement in Crackdown. And I replayed the first level of Splinter Cell: Double Agent until I got the 'Invisible Man' achievement. I mean, games like that sort of encourage you to replay them to perfection anyway. It's just that the Achievements system gives you an acknowledgement that you nailed it. It's not really about showing off; no one ever gets to see my Gamerscore. It just gives you other objectives to pursue alongside "Kill this guy/ Reach this Goal/ Win this race".
Originally posted by Ringo:
It's a penis envy sort of thing.
Xboxlive gaymers are a bunch of jealous cockwatchers
quote:yeah, well you won't be saying that when I've got 7000 points. BURN!! OWWWW YOU goT SeRvED!!!!!
Originally posted by Ringo:
Right, that's as may be. I can understand going the extra mile and unlocking all the extra achievements on a game you've been enjoying. But buying games which you wouldn't have bought otherwise, just because they offer an easy haul of achievement points? Come on, that's not just getting your money's worth is it.
One can't help but feel you've fallen victim to a not-so-sublte marketting ploy there m7
quote:Oh come off it. Everything about a game, its very existance, is designed to make it sellable. They don't do these things for the love of it, you know. They do it so people will see their product as more attractive than the alternatives. Points included.
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
stuff
quote:No, you've bought a game simply for the fact it'll give you more points. The only 'value' of these points is the kudos you think it'll get you from other XboxLive players. Come on, you admit that you bought these games just because of the easily available points. You wouldn't have bought them otherwise, right?
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
so I've 'fallen for' one of the elements that make it an attractive product?![]()
quote:It's correct, yes, in the most basic terms every commercial product from baked beans through to luxury sports cars is the product of a marketing strategy (or 'ploy') in one way or another, as even thinking 'hey maybe someone would want to by my jam at the market stall' is a marketing strategy of sorts. If this is indeed what you were trying to convey, then it's a comment of such complete and total redundancy, I can't even imagine what posessed you to bring it up. After all, if - as you imply - everything about any commercial product is the result of a marketing strategy then what's even the point of saying "Looks like you've fallen victim to a marketing ploy", when all of us do, every time we spend any money on anything, for any reason whatsoever. Your explanation makes your comment laughably superfluous and by consequence twice as stupid as I first thought it was, which was already very stupid indeed.
Originally posted by Ringo:
Oh come off it. Everything about a game, its very existance, is designed to make it sellable. They don't do these things for the love of it, you know. They do it so people will see their product as more attractive than the alternatives. Points included.
quote:I think I started this by saying that I only bought them for the points. I've said it twice. But I bought them second hand, and I'll sell them on again afterwards. And I'm sure they'll be entertaining enough; they're not bad games at all. I like the idea of getting a load of points for relatively short play time, rather than something like PGR3 that I must have spent days on in career mode, only to get something like 20 points.
Originally posted by Ringo:
The only 'value' of these points is the kudos you think it'll get you from other XboxLive players. Come on, you admit that you bought these games just because of the easily available points. You wouldn't have bought them otherwise, right?
quote:Again though, isn't this a comment based on something so obvious that there's almost no point in mentioning it? That if you take away the reason someone bought something... then they probably wouldn't buy it. Like saying "Oh you only bought that t-shirt because you like the colour. I bet if it was a colour you didn't like, you wouldn't buy it."
Originally posted by Ringo:
No, you've bought a game simply for the fact it'll give you more points. The only 'value' of these points is the kudos you think it'll get you from other XboxLive players. Come on, you admit that you bought these games just because of the easily available points. You wouldn't have bought them otherwise, right?
quote:lol. Riggins or no, I can't picture you playing a sport game. It's unsettling.
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
it's madden 06. John Riggins won't be in it![]()
quote:you're not a sport kind of guy. I've always seen you as an anti-sport kind of guy. that's all.
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
why is it unsettling, ralph?
quote:ouch
Originally posted by Ringo:
Madden itself might not be completely arse (although it's based on a queer yankee version of rugby, so one might reasonably assume it's pretty poor)
quote:I don't think anything that encourages the sale of more games can be hurtful to the industry - one of the remarkable things about the XBox 360's sales figures is that console owners buy more games than they had done for consoles in the past. That makes the 360 a more appealing platform for developers, which is a good thing for me as a 360 owner.
Originally posted by Ringo:
It hurts the industry, Thorn. Why are you supporting it?
quote:Dodge Ram or Ford F150 Lightning, surely?
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
brought to you by Bud Light and the new Dodge Ram Lightning.
quote:It is. It really is.
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
American Foot Balls is probably really good though, if you get into it.
:-:
quote:It's probably more the case that American Bum Tickling League is really good, if you've never seen a proper sport in your whole life, and you think that WWE Wrestling is 'cool'
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
American Foot Balls is probably really good though, if you get into it.
:-:
quote:yeah, and I don't think I can "drive up the wide flank with my quarter forwards" either. Man, I sure made some mistakes there!
Originally posted by Ringo:
quote:Dodge Ram or Ford F150 Lightning, surely?
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
brought to you by Bud Light and the new Dodge Ram Lightning.
quote:Hahahohoholololol - Ringo knows about American cars!
Originally posted by Ringo:
Dodge Ram or Ford F150 Lightning, surely?
quote:I've been using "Seb Newman" as a quarterback. He's very good as I put most of the points that I was able to allocate to the entire team into him.
Originally posted by ralph:
Interesting strategy SG5. Who have you been using as a qb? I doubt very much that it would work in the real game of course.
quote:Yeah, heh, you got me there. Y'know, like the last time you said you bought games for no reason other than the points. Because that's something you actually said, in all seriousness.
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
obviously, being a lamer, I'm just in it for the points.
quote:Well you seem to be taking the piss, as if by saying that you bought games just for the points, I was making an inaccurate statement. But actually it is you that originally said you bought games just for the points you got from them. You actually definitely said it, and no matter how many times I read it back, it doesn't look like you were actually joking.
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
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quote:See? look you said it right there ^^^
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
I just bought Fight Night: Round 3, Madden NFL 06 and NBA 06, purely for the supposedly easy achivement points.
quote:Apparently, yes.
Originally posted by Ringo:
Is Bioshock really original and boundary pushing?
quote:Right.
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
quote:Apparently, yes.
Originally posted by Ringo:
Is Bioshock really original and boundary pushing?
quote:*weeps* It's either that, or not at all.
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
Instead, why don't we discuss the fact that some of you cretins are planning to play Bioshock with a fucking gamepad?
quote:I don't think this is true, but I think the market is reluctant to explore new and original concepts (either because the massive expense of development makes it too risky to plough £30 million into something unusual, or because of MS Gamerpoints).
Originally posted by Ringo:
Probably we've reached a point where more or less every concept has been explored in one way or another and it's very hard to come up with anything truly original now, which is why the phrase is applied to games which actually aren't that original at all.
quote:
The hours spent playing this masterpiece were the perfect encapsulation of why videogaming is such a favourite waste of time for so many of us. Thrilling, terrifying, moving, confusing, amusing, compelling, and very very dark. BioShock isn't simply the sign of gaming realising its true cinematic potential, but one where a game straddles so many entertainment art forms so expertly that it's the best demonstration yet how flexible this medium can be.
quote:PC Zone's review said that if you play it through thoroughly and uncover the full depth of the plot, you're left feeling like you've read a really good book. That's unusual for games, as for the most part seem happy to approximate the cinematic experience, like you say.
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
The reviews for BioShock are going completely nuts.
quote:
While football involves brute force, speed, athletic skill and strategy are also required. Some talented athletes have seen their lives tragically transformed, as a result of injuries suffered on the field. One of these men is Mike Utley, an All-American from Washington State University who was drafted by the Detroit Lions in 1989.
Utley became the starting right guard for the Lions his rookie year. In the fifth game of that year, he suffered an injury that put him on the injured reserved list for the rest of the year. In his second year he fractured two ribs in the third preseason game, sidelining him for a number of games. Later that same season he dislocated his shoulder. This type of wear and tear is not unusual for an offensive lineman.
On November 17, 1991, however, in a game against the Los Angeles Rams, Mike Utley suffered a far more serious injury. His 6th and 7th vertebrae were fractured, leaving him partially paralyzed and wheelchair-bound, ending his football career. With intense rehabilitation and personal determination he has been able to regain some movement in his legs.
quote:He'd kick the crap out of you. And heaven forbid he get his hands on you...
With intense rehabilitation and personal determination he has been able to regain some movement in his legs.
quote:That's like saying soccer is a bunch of guys running around kicking a ball, getting penalized for even the slightest physical contact with other players.
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
it's just people lining up and picking formations and then everybody falls over and you do it again.
quote:It's not the least bit confusing and chock-full of action. Once again, I think you're confusing American football with soccer, which is only slightly more interesting than watching paint dry.
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
What's that got to do with anything, Ralph? I'm not saying that I hate America, just that American Football (which is what we call it over here) seems needlessly confusing and action free.
quote:lol. He's a tiny man, ringo. Even I could probably kick his frog ass.
Originally posted by Ringo:
See?
Can you imagine trying to pull that shit with Zizou Zidane? Forget about it!
quote:How else can you claim a man over six foot is tiny? What's your frame of reference? It's not like American is land of the fucking giants is it? The average height for an American man is 5'10. So if Zidane is 'tiny' America must be fucking land of the pathetic piddling little midget men.
Originally posted by ralph:
That was pretty weak, Thorn.
quote:
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
I think Ralph has said something incredibly stupid here, and needs to come clean about it.
quote:Same height perhaps, but the guy has no meat on his bones! Why don't you post the weight of the average American footballer, hmmm?
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
Zidane is also the exact same height as the average american football player... so again I don't see how he can qualify as 'tiny' in any way that makes the word remotely meaningful. I think Ralph has said something incredibly stupid here, and needs to come clean about it.
quote:I asked some American ponce the very same question once, he told me "If some guy wearing 200 pounds of armour tackles you, you need all the protection you can get." Fucking idiot.
Originally posted by Ringo:
Then why do they have to wear so much protection for a game which is actually no rougher than Rugby?
quote:That's pretty much the same reason they have for driving Hummers and SUVs, etc.
Originally posted by Black Mask:
I asked some American ponce the very same question once, he told me "If some guy wearing 200 pounds of armour tackles you, you need all the protection you can get." Fucking idiot.
quote:Ditto for owning sub-machine guns for home protection
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
quote:That's pretty much the same reason they have for driving Hummers and SUVs, etc.
Originally posted by Black Mask:
I asked some American ponce the very same question once, he told me "If some guy wearing 200 pounds of armour tackles you, you need all the protection you can get." Fucking idiot.
quote:Their exquisite hick-mullets
Originally posted by Black Mask:
They could do without the helmets, couldn't they? What are they protecting?
quote:Come on Rugby boy. Name me some players who could compete in the nfl. Back up your words for a change.
Originally posted by Ringo:
Raplh: just lol
quote:Well, he was an American, what do you expect? Actually it might not have been 200 pounds, who knows? Who gives a fuck? It's hard to get any sense out of the average American, what with the combination of gross stupidity, the ludicrous accents and the ubiquitous mouthful of food.
Originally posted by ralph:
That's a ridiculous statement to make.
quote:lol. I have a similar problem with speaking to people from England, as it's hard to understand a word they say, what with their tongues getting constantly tied up by what they call, for lack of a better word, teeth.
Originally posted by Black Mask:
quote:Well, he was an American, what do you expect? Actually it might not have been 200 pounds, who knows? Who gives a fuck? It's hard to get any sense out of the average American, what with the combination of gross stupidity, the ludicrous accents and the ubiquitous mouthful of food.
Originally posted by ralph:
That's a ridiculous statement to make.
quote:This is what happens when you buy computer games just for the gamer points
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
for fucks sake. Is this what we've become?
quote:lol. I love you, man.
Originally posted by Ringo:
quote:This is what happens when you buy computer games just for the gamer points
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
for fucks sake. Is this what we've become?
quote:Jonah Lomu is smaller than an American football?
Originally posted by ralph:
He's a bit small by American football standards.
quote:Are you kidding? He used to eat three american footballists a day, just to keep his weight stable.
Originally posted by ralph:
He's a bit small by American football standards. Unless he can run like the wind, I'm not all that impressed by him.
quote:No, I'm not kidding. At his size (265lbs) he'd be a small linebacker in the NFL, if he had some speed and good footwork. Possibly a tight end. He's too small to play offensive or defensive line, that's for sure.
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
Are you kidding? He used to eat three american footballists a day, just to keep his weight stable.
quote:I don't think it's that high.
Originally posted by Black Mask:
Your posts constitute about 30% of the traffic on TMO, ralph. Beggars can't be choosers.
quote:No knee pads, no ankle guards.
Originally posted by Tilde:
What's 'dog pile'? is it like a bundle but with knee pads and ankle guards for everyone involved?
quote:If you actually saw a dogpile, Tilde, you wouldn't mock. They're about a trillion times bigger than the average bundle, they're faster, more aggressive... you just can't imagine. If it weren't for the knee pads and ankle guards there'd be carnage.
Originally posted by Tilde:
What's 'dog pile'? is it like a bundle but with knee pads and ankle guards for everyone involved?
quote:gutlol
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
gutlolstuff
quote:I'm like 99% sure that she is a dude, dude.
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
Gosh, that last dogpile photo is turning me a little desky.
ETA: Wish her headband said Misc's though...![]()
quote:I got to level 30 on forza2, no mention of the 30 achievement points I should have got for doing so. I wonder if it's because I've got alerts turned off on my 360?
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: I told Finsbury78 that 5 days of playing would be idea... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job!I feel like i'm bragging when I say our score climbed 1065 points last week... insanity! I guess that is what completing 11 achievements can do!
I was feeling bored last week and convinced Finsbury78 to try a new game: EA SPORTS FN 3. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Oh, and I want to mention that Finsbury78's favorite game last week was a serious FPS title... Rainbow Six® Vegas in fact... He played it on 3 of the days.
That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely.
quote:As far as I remember, the best way is to position yourself towards the right of the track, brake hard just before the crest on the approach to the corkscrew, perhaps flick the steering to the right to initiate a bit of a pendulum motion, then turn sharply to the left, easing the accellerator down as you go into the final right, clipping both apexes in the process.
Originally posted by Tilde:
I quite like maple valley, nice trees, had quite a few online races on that. I know Laguna Seca pretty well although I still don't know the best way to take the corkscrew and pretty much always end up blasting accros the dust.
quote:
Originally posted by jonesy999:
It never ceases to amaze me how you guys find the time to play such a breadth of different games.
Can you see it getting harder to maintain as you get older? Or am I just feeling the fear as my new commitments eat my free time like a snack and attempting to project that onto more fancy free individuals?
quote:Really? I thought it was a combination of envying youth and the wining herald of a mid life crisis.
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
sounds like coming in slow from the left and straightening early, rather than using inertia to drag your car round the second apex from the right, as misc suggested.
quote:Misc's line is ok, it's kind of the line that you'd take if the corner were there by itself, but his line ends up with you moving out to the left as you exit the corner, which is going to take you away from the ideal line into the following left hander, which is a much faster corner and one of the best places on the track for slicing your lap time. The left hander is a late-apex corner, where you want to aim for a spot midway through the corner and just let the momentum take you from left to right through the curve, and then the road flattening out will grab you and help prevent running wide at the exit. If you are going in too early you'll end up running wide before the road levels off and then you'll need to get off the power which costs you a lot in this high speed section.
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
sounds like coming in slow from the left and straightening early, rather than using inertia to drag your car round the second apex from the right, as misc suggested.
quote:I'm pretty much a single game man. I played Halo 2 online pretty much exclusively before I got the xbox360 then I experimented with crackdown and Gears of War a little tiny bit until the Halo 3 demo came out and I just played that exclusively until the demo ran out. Then I couldn't get back into halo 2, it just wasn't the same anymore so I got into forza2 and just played that everytime until the skate demo came out which I've been playing instead for the last week.
Originally posted by jonesy999:
It never ceases to amaze me how you guys find the time to play such a breadth of different games.
Can you see it getting harder to maintain as you get older? Or am I just feeling the fear as my new commitments eat my free time like a snack and attempting to project that onto more fancy free individuals?
quote:Yeah, I was suprised at the lack of puzzles. It seemed to be going in that direction - the opening stages set it up as though that was going to be a big part of the gameplay, with the moments at the beginning the required you to use telekenesis to catch grenades and blow stuff up, and the Incinerate to melt ice and so on, but it never really happened. I think they were hoping that the battles themselves would be the puzzle element. I did enjoy setting people on fire and then electrocuting the water when the tried to put themselves out, and there were some great opportunities to turn people against each other.
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
finished bioshock with 820 points. A good game. Some genuinely horrifying moments, and lots of nice twists in the story. I did find that you could pretty much kill everybody by just setting them on fire though, and enemies became more of a nuisance than enjoyable prey by the time I was getting near the end of the game. Needed more puzzle type stuff as well. All those elements and skills could have been used to make some devious little sections, but really it was just about running around searching bodies and setting people on fire.
quote:
The showcasing play of the game to Game Informer revealed that the first killing mission of the “hero” of the game, Niko, is to kill a certain lawyer. When Niko comes into this lawyer’s office, having used subterfuge to do so, Niko pulls a gun on the lawyer who says, “that the firm supports the second amendment and that ‘Guns don’t kill people. Video games do.’”
…The fact that the lawyer, killed on Niko’s first mission, would bring up video games, makes it clearly a reference to me… This is not the first time Rockstar Games and Take Two have targeted me in this fashion. Take Two references to me as a bisexual pedophile on its corporate website…
You have until five o’clock P.M. this Friday… to inform me that you are going to delete the above references and any other references that could reasonably be construed to be references to me in Grand Theft Auto IV and any other video games that are pending release…