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Posted by Gods Plumber (Member # 791) on :
 
I'm Gods Plumber, and I thought I'd say hello. Nice to meet you all. I've heard so much about this place.

I'm sure I shall like it here.

[ 07.04.2005, 08:08: Message edited by: Gods Plumber ]
 
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
 
I'm sure you're quite delightful, but could you put an apostrophe in your user name? Here be pedants.
 
Posted by Abby (Member # 582) on :
 
lol


and hello.
 
Posted by Gods Plumber (Member # 791) on :
 
Sorry, no can do. The pedants at Handbag & TCL tried the same...afraid it's my name. My spelling and grammar is appalling, so please bare with me.

Nice to meet you anyway!
 
Posted by Gods Plumber (Member # 791) on :
 
Hi Abby as well!
 
Posted by MKandy (Member # 790) on :
 
Good Morning.
 
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
 
Hi, kovacs!
 
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Gods Plumber:
Sorry, no can do. The pedants at Handbag & TCL tried the same...afraid it's my name. My spelling and grammar is appalling, so please bare with me.

Nice to meet you anyway!

GP. Good to see you. I'm a big fan. [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by Vogon Poetess (Member # 164) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Gods Plumber:
The pedants at Handbag & TCL tried the same

What a pedigree! Are you a real plumber?
 
Posted by Abby (Member # 582) on :
 
Hey where did that mad one with the babies site go to? T...something?
 
Posted by Gods Plumber (Member # 791) on :
 
Like, woha.

Hello MKandy, Black Mask and Vogon Poetess.

I am not a real plumber, although I am handy with pipes.

Ralph, how goes? Is it you? Let me sniff your groin. I heard you were missing in action.
 
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
 
Play nice - I'm tired.

Hello newbie who is not Kovacs.
 
Posted by Gail (Member # 21) on :
 
I'd have had more sympathy for GP's plea for tolerance if s/he hadn't asked everyone to get naked.
 
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Gods Plumber:
Ralph, how goes? Is it you? Let me sniff your groin. I heard you were missing in action.

It's ralph. It goes.

I believe the 'T' person previously mentioned was Topanga. She's around, I assume.
 
Posted by Gods Plumber (Member # 791) on :
 
Hey Darryn, nice room you have here...did you paper it yourself?

Gail, it was worth a try. [Wink]

[ 07.04.2005, 08:28: Message edited by: Gods Plumber ]
 
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
 
gods plumber, could you sort out the toilet on the third floor because it seems to take about five flushes before any filth has been fully de-materialised. If somebody is in there preening in the mirror, then you don't want to keep flushing because it just says "HELLO I AM HAVING PROBLEMS WITH THE TOILET", and if you then come out, you know that somebody on the floor knows that even though you walk down the corridor with casual authority, you have just spent half an hour staring at your own sorry waste as it lies in state. It turns the whole office into a dignity-centric panopticon...you never know IF somebody knows, but that creates enough possibilites to conjour up a crippling mesh of paranoid glances and shameful coughs.

Come on God's Plumber. Or is that toilet beyond even your ken?
 
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
 
whatever. I would say 'hi', but you really don't want to be associated with the likes of me.
 
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
Are you a real god? I mean like a proper god that fires lightning from it's pisshole. A god of war and farming, not like some rubbish god with only three arms and a penis shaped head.
 
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
 
No no no. The plumber role is to rod through god's piss-hole when it gets blocked. And to be a crazy maverick when it comes to punctuation, too.
 
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
Ahhhh. I thought his name was self descriptive: God is plumber.
 
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
 
Maybe the mystery surrounding his exact role in fact indicates some sort of divinity? It is not for us mere mortals to know, but to genuflect and cower before his plunger...
 
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
Mortal shit? I shit it!
 
Posted by Bill Oddie (Member # 114) on :
 
Why would god need a plumber anyway?

He created the universe in 6 days, how long's it gonna to take to unblock a devine U-Bend?
 
Posted by LowLevel (Member # 30) on :
 
Ah.. no...

Y'see.. He must actually connect your actual, multiple, gods to actual, multiple, pipework..

So, when someone asks him what he does..

[Gods Plumber]I'm a Gods plumber - I plumb many Gods[/Gods Plumber]

Whereas someone called Dogs Milker would say..

[Dogs Milker]I'm a dogs milker - I milk many dogs[/Dogs Milker]
 
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
 
But even a plumber for multiple gods would need an apostrophe. There's no escaping it.
 
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 
Maybe "Gods" is his real christian name.

I mean you wouldn't write "Nile's Crane" would you? Or "Pier's Morgan"
 
Posted by LowLevel (Member # 30) on :
 
Nooooooo..

He doesn't do the plumbing for a non-specific (possibly Judeo-Christian) god

Which would be God's Plumber


He doesn't do the plumbing for multiple gods.

Which would be Gods' Plumber


He uses multiple gods in the continuation of his ongoing plumbing action.

Which would be Gods Plumber

Y'see ?
 
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
 
What, you mean like if he was to carry out plumbing work on Gods themselves?
 
Posted by LowLevel (Member # 30) on :
 
Yarse
 
Posted by Gods Plumber (Member # 791) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Dr. Benway:

Come on God's Plumber. Or is that toilet beyond even your ken?

I am afraid, I am Gods Plumber. I do not deal with toilets. I do river systems, flood plains that kinda thing, and of course if God has a problem with his own water works, although I have special gloves for that.

I can not place an apostrofee into my name as it would be disrespectful to the creator. The creator has little time for spellling or grammar. At least it didn't call me 'T'o'n'y...that would have been far worse.

You are all very pleasant. My mother told me never to talk to strangers, but I find you get the best sex that way.

Do you have any more smilies here? Also I am scared of all your thread topics. I don't understand them...don't you do things like 'what is your favourite car?'

[ 07.04.2005, 11:50: Message edited by: Gods Plumber ]
 
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Gods Plumber:
Do you have any more smilies here?

They're generally not accepted. It gets worse. At night, the other smilies take cover, for the dreaded :astromadd: can be seen roaming the moors. :goodforyou: and :itsaboy!!: have been missing since they went out late at night to bring the yaks into the barn.
 
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
 
No, you absolutely do not want to talk about cars on this forum.
 
Posted by Gods Plumber (Member # 791) on :
 
I am learning:

* no smilies
* no cars
* Yaks are good
* Moors are bad

Do I take it ((((hugs)))) are out as well? What about LOL'ing? Can one LOL?
 
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
Ha! When I refreshed and read that, a thunderclap filled the air and people in the office 'ooooooh'd

I will not be laughing about this as I walk six miles home in the rain with only a flimsy jumper to save me.
 
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Gods Plumber:
Do you have any more smilies here? Also I am scared of all your thread topics. I don't understand them...don't you do things like 'what is your favourite car?'

They seem to have enough GP. Plus you can always link to the ones you need.  -

My favorite car is the 1974 Ford Pinto. Exploded on impact it did.
 
Posted by Gods Plumber (Member # 791) on :
 
Thank you 'New Way of Decay', what a lovely name you have. To avoid lightning strike simply hang one of those rubber strips off your arse on the way home (the type you used to see on old Ford Cortinas).

Thanks Ralph...where do they hide the other smilies, as you know I can't do links or shit, and am also genetically immune to learning. Learning is a sign of weakness, I killed my dog because he learnt too much. Bastard.

[ 07.04.2005, 12:01: Message edited by: Gods Plumber ]
 
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
Would a rubber strip hanging out of my arse suffice?
 
Posted by LowLevel (Member # 30) on :
 
Or a rubber stripper ?
 
Posted by Gods Plumber (Member # 791) on :
 
Either, would do famously. I've got a pink one that vibrates, and I've never been struck by lightning once.

[ 07.04.2005, 12:12: Message edited by: Gods Plumber ]
 
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 
Or a stripper rubbing your arse?

Perhaps lightning is just scared of naked people.
 
Posted by Gods Plumber (Member # 791) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:

Perhaps lightning is just scared of naked people.

Godammit, you've cracked it. I shall leave henceforth and climb to the summit, where, legs akimbo, I shall wait naked for the glory of the lord to electrify my manhood.

Maybe, it's yet another reason to encourage streakers at sporting events.
 
Posted by Angel (Member # 667) on :
 
Hello GP, we meet again. I knew you couldn't stay away from me. You want talk of butt plugs and poppers and know I'm the kind of girl to give it to you, ten fold.

Acquire the stance.
 
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Angel:
Acquire the stance.

[Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by Angel (Member # 667) on :
 
why the rolleyes, ralph?
 
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Angel:
why the rolleyes, ralph?

Sorry. Not what I meant at all. I meant to use [Smile]

Damn unfamiliar smilies.
 
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
 
Yes: I often write : rolleyes : between two colons instead of a colon and a right bracket. [Roll Eyes] Easy mistake to make! Wait - not. I forgot kids these days don't handcode their UBB like us old-timers. I remember when all this were fields, and I had to walk to work with nobbut one clog.
 
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
 
Darryn, can you ban me from posting please, until tomrrow.
 
Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
LONDON STOP POSTING ON THE BOARDS AND WRITE YOUR ARTICLE YOU PATHETIC **** !
 
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
 
thanks! i needed that.
 
Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
You're welcome. I hope my bedroom is spotless now too?
 
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
 
It's tidier.
 
Posted by discodamage (Member # 66) on :
 
uber can you tell me to GET OFF MY ARSE AND GO TO PRIMARK?
 
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
 
I don't know if I can ban you far a day.. I could give it a go..
 
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
 
Lol, no, it's ok. I shall BAN MYSELF. Starting from NOW.

I---

*mmmmffff*
 
Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
DISCODAMAGE: PUT THE INTERNET DOWN AND GET YOUR ASS TO PRIMARK YOU USELESS WASTREL!
 
Posted by jnhoj (Member # 286) on :
 
For the first time ever im over a word limit and may ahve to...EDIT SOME WORDS AWAY. Only in one of my essays. Ill stop talking about this after wednesday. In fact, I hope to not go anywhere near the internet after wednesday.
 
Posted by Gods Plumber (Member # 791) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Angel:
Hello GP, we meet again. I knew you couldn't stay away from me. You want talk of butt plugs and poppers and know I'm the kind of girl to give it to you, ten fold.

Acquire the stance.

Hello Angel, I've just been bantering you on TLC. I didn't know you came here.

As you know I find butt plugs a tad uncomfortable. They're OK when you're in the height of frenzy, but after you've knocked one out, the slow reality that you have a load of plastic shoved up your arse kicks in. I also find that I worry my botty contents will come out when the plug is removed!? Maybe I just need to practice more.

Poppers gives me a headache.
 
Posted by Angel (Member # 667) on :
 
That's why using your Angel industries anal douche is a necessity before bum-fun.

Don't forget to read the label and keep it away from children as it may contain small parts
 
Posted by Gods Plumber (Member # 791) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Angel:
it may contain small parts[/i]

Good. I have a very tight man botty, and will need to 'flex' a little before raising my anal ambition to the heights of a douche with large parts

I find vibrating models remove some of the initial discomfort, although I have heeded your previous advice r.e: use of lubricants.

**GP, his arse brought to you in conjunction with Angel Industries PLC** "We stretch to accomodate"
 
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 
I fuckin really want to post a goatse now.

I won't though...
 
Posted by jnhoj (Member # 286) on :
 
How would you fit him in the mail [Frown]
 
Posted by jnhoj (Member # 286) on :
 
ROFL ROFL ROFL
 
Posted by jnhoj (Member # 286) on :
 
Sorry boys and girls I'm aiming for the big 2000 in the sky
 
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by jnhoj:
Sorry boys and girls I'm aiming for the big 2000 in the sky

2000 posts

or

2000 sexual partners

?
 
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by jnhoj:
Sorry boys and girls I'm aiming for the big 2000 in the sky

When someone openly admits that they're posting only to increase their post count, why aren't they penalized? Maybe knock them down 50 or 100 posts. Or something.
 
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 
...and isn't The Goatse Man dead? Or was that an "Rumour of the Interneth"?
 
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 
*Oh my!

quote:
Rumors of the death of Mr. Goatse were rampant a few months ago. They have somewhat subsided after the release of his media statement. When asked by a reporter about the rumors, he was quick to extinguish them. "That wasn't true. I never died. I just had my kidneys stolen and woke up in a bath tub full of ice one morning," announced Mr. Goatse.

 
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by ralph:
[QUOTE]When someone openly admits that they're posting only to increase their post count, why aren't they penalized? Maybe knock them down 50 or 100 posts. Or something.

because even when he's posting to claim 2000, he's still far more interesting than you.
 
Posted by Gods Plumber (Member # 791) on :
 
I sense a little hostility, or do I mean hospitality?

Heh,that put my count up to the ole' golden 14 posts!

[ 08.04.2005, 16:44: Message edited by: Gods Plumber ]
 
Posted by LowLevel (Member # 30) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Gods Plumber:
I sense a little hostility, or do I mean hospitality?

You say potato...
 
Posted by Angel (Member # 667) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Gods Plumber:
I sense a little hostility, or do I mean hospitality?

Heh,that put my count up to the ole' golden 14 posts!

It gets a bit harsh around here eh? Encouraging to any *wince* 'newbie'.
 
Posted by Gods Plumber (Member # 791) on :
 
Hey Angel,

Yeah, not the only Board I know that can be, ahem, less than welcoming. However they're a good bunch here, not so many ego maniacs.

Thanks for your comments on TCL, I did go a little childish this morning but I know the place is a 'closed' shop anyway...apologies to you and any others I pissed off. Anyway, I'll just join again *sigh*, and wait till the next person calls me a twat or insults my intelligence, and then bang, back to square one!

So long cowboy, I'll leave TCL to the ego monsters.

Gods Plumber
 
Posted by jnhoj (Member # 286) on :
 
"Once i was out with some college friends (2 guys and a girl), i did my thing of drinking far too fast and getting blazing. Later on we all went to the station to get our buses and this friend who was a 30 something baldy from derby, asked me back to his for "fun" and i was like "eh nah its cool" and legged it for the bus really taken aback. When i got home he sent some txts saying he really liked me and anytime i want a ride to phone him.

Shame i'm not gay"

Was this you lowlevel?!

You are the only slightly bald 30 something person I know in Derby [Frown]
 
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 
Well, I can't really read and understand this thread but I'm completely fucked, and the way I see it, it's early (before midnight infact), so I figure I'll post something and see if anyone is around. Here's the something. Right here.
 
Posted by Physic (Member # 195) on :
 
Evening Jonesy, I'm around and bored, though I'm about to open some wine which should help, how's life?
 
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 
Life's good. I'm wasting a pink ticket by being at home when the girlfriend is away but, well, it's a nice thing to have the place to myself. I've got a little bit of chop, a few beers and an hour or two so, yes, nice. It's not right to clog up a thread with such chateyh bollox, is it? Sorry, Saturday crowd.
 
Posted by Physic (Member # 195) on :
 
Meh, I would post something more meaningful and stuff, but it's Saturday night, I'm tired and I ran out of inspiration for new threads many moons back [Frown]
 
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 
So that's you and me without a useful post between us. It's a start. Who knows who is out there with something worth having. I'm an optimist so I'd like to believe that a beautiful, intelligent, bored but brilliant poster is teetering, considering making our night.

I'm not dissing you of course, Physic, but, lets face it, you’re contribution is about as crap as mine so far.

I think I’m hoping for too much, aren't I? I mean, when was the last time it really kicked off in here of a weekend?
 
Posted by Physic (Member # 195) on :
 
To be honest my contribution has barely risen above crap from day dot. I'll have a think and see if I ccan come up with an idea for a thread but my track record doesn't inspire much optimism.
 
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 
What are you wearing?
 
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by jonesy999:
I'm an optimist so I'd like to believe that a beautiful, intelligent, bored but brilliant poster is teetering, considering making our night.

Yes?
 
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 
Still wobbling there Lush?
 
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
 
x

[ 09.04.2005, 20:49: Message edited by: Louche ]
 
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 
Welcome Louche.

[ 09.04.2005, 20:16: Message edited by: jonesy999 ]
 
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
 
x

[ 09.04.2005, 20:24: Message edited by: Louche ]
 
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
 
x

[ 09.04.2005, 20:23: Message edited by: Louche ]
 
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 
x

sorry I sound like a freak.

[ 09.04.2005, 20:27: Message edited by: jonesy999 ]
 
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
 
x

[ 09.04.2005, 20:50: Message edited by: Louche ]
 
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
 
TMO at half one on a Sunday morning - lots of people swopping x's. Lol. Seriously.
 
Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Louche:
Fucking hell, that was so fucking arrogant, childish and begging for a dissing, wasn't it?

More politely: Good evening Mr Jones. Did you know that I rate you almost over my TMO crush as cool?

Read this quickly, I am so going to edit in two minutes.

You're two minutes are up
 
Posted by Physic (Member # 195) on :
 
Well I've done it, I've posted a 'proper' thread for the first time in christ knows how long, it'll probably sink without a trace but I guess at least I made an effort for once, even if it is a rambling effort without much real point.

Evening Louche and Sab, anyway, hope you're both well [Smile]
 
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Gods Plumber:
...please bare with me.

I have to turn down your polite request old fellow - perhaps you should try naturistfreaks.com. That said, resident forum high-priest Ben did display his cock on here once.

I'm Samuelnorton btw. The sole reason why even if you burn a childe alive you could never become the most unpopular person on TMO. Unless of course you are Steelgate in disguise.

And er, hello. [Smile]
 
Posted by Gods Plumber (Member # 791) on :
 
Hey Samuelnorton, thanks for the welcome.

I am not Steelgate, but I have heard of him...does he specialise in political posts? And a huge great cut n' paste within them as well?

Tell me, why are you so popular then? And do you really burn small children? All these questions and more...
 
Posted by Gods Plumber (Member # 791) on :
 
Due to a recent 'experience', that was very profound I must announce that from this point on I shall no longer be known as 'Gods Plumber', instead...
 
Posted by Idiot Disco Man (Member # 787) on :
 
...I shall now be known as Idiot Disco Man, or IDM for short. Shit, I lost 15 posts with that transformation.
 
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
 
Which is even more strange since Idiot Disco Man registered a month before Gods Plumber.
 
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
 
idm? intelligent dance music?
who wants my hangover?
note to people: xanax plus liberal amounts of alcohol = memory loss and pictures of yourself wearing a cowboy hat being emailed to you from anon people....
 
Posted by fish (Member # 22) on :
 
Hey Darryn, you still around? Where's a good place to stay in Amsterdam? I'm taking Sky for her birthday in May and can't seem to summon the will power to make sense of the guide book I've bought.
 
Posted by Idiot Disco Man (Member # 787) on :
 
Sorry Darryn,

I'm not trolling, am now IDM...it's a long and boring story, am sticking with ID registered previously.
 
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
 
fish:
i stayed at a lovely little hotel called the bridge. if i remember rightly. its cheap and clean and basic. but. it gives you more money. right?
http://www.thebridgehotel.nl
 
Posted by fish (Member # 22) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by doc d:
fish:
i stayed at a lovely little hotel called the bridge. if i remember rightly. its cheap and clean and basic. but. it gives you more money. right?
http://www.thebridgehotel.nl

cheers boss. Is that in a good area for doing fun stuff and yet also sleeping?
 
Posted by fish (Member # 22) on :
 
Scratch that. Having checked out the hotel website it looks exactly what we're after. Thanks very much!

Problem is now that a lot of places seem to be fully booked for that weekend already, what with it being a bank holiday and all. Any other suggestions from people would be appreciated, just in case that one is full...
 
Posted by Physic (Member # 195) on :
 
The Art gallery Hotel, about a minutes walk from the Liedesplein, heart of the art museum ditrict if you want some culture, and easy walking distance from numerous good places to eat. Plus it's cheap and the people who run it were great when I stayed there last year.
 
Posted by fish (Member # 22) on :
 
Cheers Physic. Damo's hotel is fully booked for double and twin rooms. Your hotel requires a minimum 3 night stay, and we've already planned to stay elsewhere on the third night.
 
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
 
DON'T STAY AT VONDEL PARK YOUTH HOSTEL.

it will make you go white and give you the FEAR.

sorry i couldn't help anymore....
 
Posted by Physic (Member # 195) on :
 
cuh, you awkward bugger [Wink]
 
Posted by fish (Member # 22) on :
 
thanks babe (this is sky) - which area is best? we want to be within walking distance to the centre, but don't want to be sharing a room with a prostitute, if you know what i mean...lonely planet recommends old south, but when i look on the map it seems a marathon away from the action.

[ 10.04.2005, 18:17: Message edited by: fish ]
 
Posted by Topanga (Member # 789) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Abby:
Hey where did that mad one with the babies site go to? T...something?

I am here. Not anywhere on the net very often though!
 
Posted by Physic (Member # 195) on :
 
Hi Sky, I'm not too clued on the area names and I can't find my guidebook, Darryn and Wayne are the experts needless to say. I do know that anywhere around the museum district or around the Vondelpark area would probably suit you, both nice areas and both within easy walking distance of shops, restaurants, bars and that type of thing. Unless your right in the red light district area itself I'd imagine you'll be fine, I think there are some reasonably priced places over in the Jordaan area, and although I think that's the older part of town it's very picturesque and seemed pleasant to me, it is a bit more of a walk to the bars and restaurants though. I think there are some places over around the Dam square which is also a nice area and close to plenty of bars and stuff.
 
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
 
vondel is lovely.
the area round the little bridge is nice too.
er avoid the whorearea. and the grasshopper cafe.

and the dampkring.
unless getting stoned in a hobbits den floats your boat.
 
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
 
I'll put my thinking cap on and see what I can come up with - May is a bugger of a month though, when abouts in May is it ? What with Queens day on the 30th of April and Hemelvaart on the 5th of May (Along with Freedom Day) a lot of places will be booked up.
 
Posted by fish (Member # 22) on :
 
Hey Darryn. We're not going until Fri 27th May but we've made plans to stay at Sky's Dad's on the Sunday night - about an hour's drive away from the Dam - so only want a two night booking.

What I'm really after is just a heads up on which are the nice areas to stay in. i can do the leg work of actually finding a decent/cheap hotel.
 
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
 
If you can get something in the museum quarter it’ll be quite nice, near the Park, minutes from the centre and quiet enough to sleep if you want to, anything saying it’s near the PC Hooftstraat/P Cornelius Hooftstr should be nice.
Or you could head to the other end of town and get something nearer to Waterlooplein, there’s a Best Western there which we used for work, reasonable hotel, decent food and a bar it’s called the Best Western Eden – I guess it depends on how much you want to/will be spending. There are some corking hotels if you have a few bob to splash out and there are some good budget hotels too if you are shorter on funds.

The art hotel Rob stayed at is in the right area and is to all ends a good hotel and worth a try, but if they only do 3 nights it might not be that handy.
End of May could be very busy, but I’m sure you’ll find something.

NH Museum Quarter Hotel is very nice, all the NH hotels in the Dam are, but they can be dear, the room here range from 115.00 EUR - Maximum 260.00 EUR.

Things here are all OK

http://www.timeout.com/amsterdam/hotels/6.html

From top of the pops to Hotel Acro or the odd “PC Hooft” in the poshest street in the Dam.

Good hunting guys..
 
Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :
 
isn't it weird to read god's plumber here. He had no idea that as he wrote this stuff, people would be reading it after he was dead.
 
Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :
 
not much? OK.
 
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Kanye West:
isn't it weird to read god's plumber here. He had no idea that as he wrote this stuff, people would be reading it after he was dead.

He did know that people would be reading the stuff he wrote after he died. He just didn't expect to die so soon. punches Kanye West in the testicles
 


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