I'm a new member, Thought I'd say hello. I am hairy by varying degrees, like a drink, like a book, a film, a good wank along a coastal path in the south west. I like music and buying records. Hello.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
Welcome to tmo, McDirts. How did you find us?
Posted by McDirts (Member # 6680) on :
I stumbled across the site ages ago, but never got round to applying for membership until now. Hello Ralph. Nice piano.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
Yeah. I'll bet you just stumbled across this site. Fucking liar.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Yeah McDurst. Out with it. How did you find us.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
QUESTION MARK!
Posted by McDirts (Member # 6680) on :
I don't understand what you're going on about. What is this? I never touched those kiddies.
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
do you like scotch eggs, mcdirt. if you say no, you can stay.
Posted by McDirts (Member # 6680) on :
I do like Scotch eggs I'm afraid. They're fucking great. Fortnum and mason currently do the best scotch eggs I've ever tasted, but I'm angling to try making my own one day soon.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Are you really a new poster? If you're Lucid then I was thinking of buying some property in Austria and wanted some advice.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
He's new. I swear it.
Posted by McDirts (Member # 6680) on :
I'm new. I've got to go now. You fuckers are going to get it when I get back. Especially so called Ralph.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
That's a shame. I wanted a sex basement that looks like the last scene in Society.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
heh.
waits patiently for McDirts to give it to me. good. Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Sorry my posts seem to be getting in the way of your personal mail here, ralph.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
I'm sorry nwod. It's just that I've been waiting for him to join here for so long. I think I've found tmo a good one.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Ok. Sorry I'll go again because I have to write the training documentation that didn't exist for my first year working here. :cry:
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
my mini scotch eggs made with salmon and quails eggs are superb
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
they sell chilli scotch eggs in my local nice food deli, they're a bit fierce
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: I was thinking of buying some property in Austria and wanted some advice.
I think the Austrians are angling to have Hitler made a saint. I mean, he doesn't seem all that bad now, for an Austrian. Plus they've got an insider at the Vatican at the moment. They just need to find someone who's been eating babies for the last 30 years and St Adolf is a dead cert.
Posted by Cherry In Hove (Member # 49) on :
My girlfriend made christmas scotch eggs last year with Cranberrys in the sausage meat. They were delicious.
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
That sounds pretty evil. Is she Austrian?
Posted by Cherry In Hove (Member # 49) on :
I don't believe so and I've not been aware of any building of tunnels under the house so I don't think this affects the average niceness of Austrians which means Hitler is still alright.
[ 29.04.2008, 11:17: Message edited by: Cherry In Hove ]
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by ralph: I'm sorry nwod. It's just that I've been waiting for him to join here for so long.
B..B..Brian?
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
quote:Originally posted by ralph: I'm sorry nwod. It's just that I've been waiting for him to join here for so long.
B..B..Brian?
lol. No. Just some guy from the UK. From another forum. Heh.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
What a shame.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
Why? What would you want to say to Brian?
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
I'd want to get the inside story on 'Walph'.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
Which is precisely why Brian will never post on tmo.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
quote:Originally posted by ralph: Which is precisely why Brian will never post on tmo.
Ralph, does your house have a cellar ?
We've not heard much about Brian of late and we're getting a little worried after Austria...
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
No cellar. We couldn't afford one.
Brian is alive and well and I'm looking forward to working with him again starting May 19th.
Posted by Abby (Member # 582) on :
Why nas nobody had a go at...gah I forgot the name...for saying it likes to wank along costal paths? Are we being nice now?
Hello!
Posted by Gordon T Gofer (Member # 24) on :
The IP is logged. If only you were an Admin you could check it to see which person is pretending to be new. Unless they were spoofing their IP, in which case you couldn't. But since most of you aren't Admins, you cannot check.
Boo Hoo! Posted by McDirts (Member # 6680) on :
yeah, Ralph, they don't make flat pack holes in the ground to construct flat pack cellars in, do they? That's why you couldn't have a cellar, that and the fact that you only have sons at least means you won't be fathering any six toed Ralphlets.
Posted by McDirts (Member # 6680) on :
quote:Originally posted by Cherry In Hove: My girlfriend made christmas scotch eggs last year with Cranberrys in the sausage meat. They were delicious.
that does sound delicious, not sure about quails eggs and smoked salmon though. How is that a Scotch egg if it doesn't utilise sausage meat or bereadcrumbs? More of a quails egg wrapped in Smoke Salmon really, isn't it? I can't see them taking off in petrol forecourts.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
It's exactly the same as a scotch egg, I make a sort of salmon mincemeat and cover it in breadcrumbs with the egg in the middle, because they are small they cook really quickly and the fish doesn't over cook..
[ 30.04.2008, 05:31: Message edited by: Darryn.R ]
Posted by McDirts (Member # 6680) on :
quote:Originally posted by Darryn.R: It's exactly the same as a scotch egg, I make a sort of salmon mincemeat and cover it in breadcrumbs with the egg in the middle, because they are small they cook really quickly and the fish doesn't over cook..
impressive, but sounds a bit fishy. It's the lightly seasoned sausagemeat that really makes a scotch egg for me. That and the fact that you get a free egg with it.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by McDirts: yeah, Ralph, they don't make flat pack holes in the ground to construct flat pack cellars in, do they? That's why you couldn't have a cellar, that and the fact that you only have sons at least means you won't be fathering any six toed Ralphlets.
I don't have a cellar because of the cost of excavation and cement. I only have sons because I'm all man. So sod off.
Posted by McDirts (Member # 6680) on :
got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning? Did you not have time to hug a tree on your way to work or something?
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
I never should have given you the link to this place. Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :
sits back to watch. buys a hot dog and a large foam finger. decides who to root for. Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by froopyscot: decides who to root for.
oh froopy. Posted by McDirts (Member # 6680) on :
It's not a game. Shit is real out here. I'll leave it, I'm a bigger man for walking away.
kicks America, gives Britain a manly punch on the cost of western Ireland. Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by McDirts: I'm a bigger man for walking away.
Ah yes. The cowards creed.
Posted by McDirts (Member # 6680) on :
Back on topic and ignoring shoeless and deeply bitter tree huggers.
Nice to be here, what's the HP? What goes on? How many regular posters are there? Any tricksy types? Who's who?
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by McDirts: Back on topic and ignoring shoeless and deeply bitter tree huggers.
I'm not shoeless.
Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :
quote:Originally posted by McDirts: Back on topic and ignoring shoeless and deeply bitter tree huggers.
Nice to be here, what's the HP? What goes on? How many regular posters are there? Any tricksy types? Who's who?
it's basically a zombie messageboard.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
Quite the welcome you're getting McDirts.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Aren't we forgetting something?
Fuck off and die, newbie scum! Posted by Cherry In Hove (Member # 49) on :
He's talking to you ralph.
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
quote:Originally posted by Kanye West: it's basically a zombie messageboard.
A messageboard for zombies, or a dead messageboard that smells a bit and has got up and is pretending to be alive?
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
It does like to consume brains, I suppose.
Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: Aren't we forgetting something?
Fuck off and die, newbie scum!
Thankewe misc. Doing it old school.
Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :
quote:Originally posted by McDirts: Back on topic and ignoring shoeless and deeply bitter tree huggers.
Nice to be here, what's the HP? What goes on? How many regular posters are there? Any tricksy types? Who's who?
Ringo gets all the action and wears spandex pants.
Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :
quote:Originally posted by ralph:
quote:Originally posted by froopyscot: decides who to root for.
oh froopy.
Actually, it's a harder decision than it may seem. After all, I can only infer that you would be armed with a chainsaw. I really can't place any wagers until I see what Mr Newmeat is armed with. Assuming it's a pointed stick, I'm in your corner Ralph.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by Cherry In Hove: He's talking to you ralph.
I don't think so, Mr. less than 3,000 posts.
Posted by McDirts (Member # 6680) on :
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: Aren't we forgetting something?
Fuck off and die, newbie scum!
ahhh, I'm feeling the love and the love's feeling good. It's like Kansas are having a party in my monitor and everyone's invited
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by McDirts: It's like Kansas are having a party in my monitor and everyone's invited
Shut up.
Posted by McDirts (Member # 6680) on :
What? What'd I say? I've just been reading the thread you paid that lady to start up saying how great you were, the one that then degenerates into people putting up pictures of themselves in fetish gear to satisfy your own sick needs. You really do infect everything you touch, don't you?
Posted by Gordon T Gofer (Member # 24) on :
quote:Originally posted by froopyscot: Ringo gets all the action and wears spandex pants.
Or very baggy combats... Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by McDirts: You really do infect everything you touch, don't you?
Yes, but in a positive way. And I didn't pay that lady (sam) a dime.
Posted by McDirts (Member # 6680) on :
quote:Originally posted by Gordon T Gofer:
quote:Originally posted by froopyscot: Ringo gets all the action and wears spandex pants.
Or very baggy combats...
those combats are never real, you've photoshopped those on.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by McDirts: those combats are never real, you've photoshopped those on.
If anything in that photo isn't real, it's those scary nipples.
Posted by Gordon T Gofer (Member # 24) on :
quote:Originally posted by ralph:
quote:Originally posted by McDirts: those combats are never real, you've photoshopped those on.
If anything in that photo isn't real, it's those scary nipples.
Actually the nipples are real Posted by McDirts (Member # 6680) on :
quote:Originally posted by Gordon T Gofer:
quote:Originally posted by ralph:
quote:Originally posted by McDirts: those combats are never real, you've photoshopped those on.
If anything in that photo isn't real, it's those scary nipples.
Actually the nipples are real
that's some good work dude. Could you do me one of Ralph's head on Jack Twist's body from Brokeback Mountain please. With tits and a pair of oversized combats, and a pair of lycra cycling shorts.
Posted by Gordon T Gofer (Member # 24) on :
quote:Originally posted by McDirts: that's some good work dude. Could you do me one of Ralph's head on Jack Twist's body from Brokeback Mountain please. With tits and a pair of oversized combats, and a pair of lycra cycling shorts.
Why not just wank over a picture of Jake Gyllenhaal instead? Though Heath was hotter imho Posted by McDirts (Member # 6680) on :
quote:Originally posted by Gordon T Gofer:
quote:Originally posted by McDirts: that's some good work dude. Could you do me one of Ralph's head on Jack Twist's body from Brokeback Mountain please. With tits and a pair of oversized combats, and a pair of lycra cycling shorts.
Why not just wank over a picture of Jake Gyllenhaal instead? Though Heath was hotter imho
it's the combination that works. The parts are potentially greater than the sum of the whole, but I won't know till I see it.
Posted by Gordon T Gofer (Member # 24) on :
OK, well I'll need a pic of Ralph's head and your favourite shot of the Jakester. I'll do my best.
It may take a day or two, I'll conjure it up when I get the time. Are you sure you don't want Heath? I mean he was rilly hawt.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
A lot hotter than me, that's for certain.
Posted by McDirts (Member # 6680) on :
no, it needs to be Ralph. I'll send it on to his Much Younger Wife and ask her to tell him to desist sending me sexual pictures of himself as it's getting a bit much. She should never have let him watch Brokeback Mountain in the first place.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
dude, you're acting like an idiot. that's my domain. Posted by McDirts (Member # 6680) on :
you're right. Sorry.
I'll put the keyboard down, stop procrastinating and try and get the work done I've been avoiding for the past 7 hours.
kicks having to earn a living in the face. Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
I certainly didn't mean to squelch your creativity. But is ralph lust really the first impression you want to make on a bunch of internet weirdos?
Posted by sam (Member # 884) on :
Hello McDirts.
[ 30.04.2008, 18:41: Message edited by: sam ]
Posted by McDirts (Member # 6680) on :
Hello Sam.
I'm over you now Ralph, it's alright. You're history.
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