How do you deal with a feline that is groaning for cock?
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
Give it some chicken Whiskas? Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
I've tried that, she worked the can loose after an hour or so and the noise she made was terrifying. Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Chop out her moggymingeyparts. My cat hardly ever groans for cock since she had the operation.
£70 might seem like a lot of money to spend on having something ripped out of your feline, but it does buy you countless opportunities to make shaven pussy jokes.
[ 12.10.2007, 10:12: Message edited by: MiscellaneousFiles ]
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
fuck it with a pencil.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
quote:Originally posted by Darryn.R: fuck it with a pencil.
I saw a website that explained how to do that. I nearly threw up.
Posted by Lickapaw#2 (Member # 1049) on :
I read somewhere that male cats have scary spines on their cocks, while pencils don't. Apparently that's why a female cat screams when a male's finished mating with her.
Do they scream when you finish with the pencil?
Just curious.
[ 15.10.2007, 08:56: Message edited by: Lickapaw#2 ]
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
quote:Originally posted by Lickapaw#2: Apparently that's why a female cat screams when a male's finished mating with her.
Nah, it's just that tomcats are doing it properly. Imagine if human beings got it right and stopping, simply stopping brought an onslaught of blood curdling horrowshow shrieking that only putting it back in could stop. Like a plug in a dam holding back a wailing wall of hurt.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
I usually find it's the other way round
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
What do you mean? Have you got a spiky cock, Ringo?
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
You know what I mean
Posted by wonderstarr (Member # 1158) on :
Police are hunting this guy. I'm sure someone funny on B3TA could make something of it.
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
maybe an animated gif involving "maddie"
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
that swirly picture required german image experts to fix up into an actual picture.. It looks like just swirling it the other way would do the job. 40 minutes and a copy of "Krazy Kids Foto Fun!" and you'd be fine.
[ 16.10.2007, 17:47: Message edited by: Jimmy Big Nuts ]
Posted by wonderstarr (Member # 1158) on :
They could have fixed the red-eye while they were at it.
Posted by Lickapaw#2 (Member # 1049) on :
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